Liverpool FC (The Reds) | Special Thread

[Aaron Arsenal]

Dany ings alikuepo

*THINGS THAT HAPPENED SINCE LIVERPOOL LAST WON THE LEAGUE*


*1. schmeichel evolution:*
Peter schmeichel won d pl
Fucked a woman
Cummed in her
Had the child
The child started keeping at United's academy
The child clocked 25 and signed for leicester
The child won the pl


*2. Mandela event:*

South Africa was still under colonization
Nelson Mandela was still in prison
He came out
Became president
Retired
and died

*3. 9/11:*

Bin Laden threatened America
His men hijacked three planes
They crashed two into d World Trade center
The third was brought down in pentagon
Bin Laden was killed by a new president

*4. Jackson event:*
Michael Jackson joined Jackson music family
Left d group
Collaborated with Diana Rose
Did plastic surgery
Sold his soul to the devil
Died

*5. Certain sperms and kids:*
Ronaldo was 3
Messi was 1
Rashford ,mbappe, Pogba, lingard, Hazard, kluivert, even lukaku were sperm cells

*6. Crystal palace FC was not in existence*

*7. Messi event:*

Messi was born
Had hormonal growth deficiency
Started playing football for Newell old boys as an imp
Joined barca
Rose to the top of the world
Won 4 consecutive ballon d'or awards
Played in 4 champs league finals
Scored over 630 goals

*8. Ronaldo existence:*

Ronaldo was born
His father died
Ronaldo played for sporting
He joined united
Won his first ballon d'or
Changed environment
Dominated alongside Messi for 9 years
Won 5 ballon d'or awards
Now changed team again


*9. Salah evolution:*
Talent less Egyptian Frog joins Chelsea
Played trash and was sold for life
Joined Liverpool and signed a deal to remain trophyless for life

*10. Cardi b and offset:*
Cardi b was born
Offset was born
They jammed And gave birth
They broke up

*11. Phones:*
Android phones came into existence
iPhone produced over 28 brands

*12. Over 6 presidents have been elected by the United States*

Obama
Trump
George h. W Bush
George Bush
JF Kennedy

*13. Terrorism rate:*

Saddam Hussein slaughtered
Gaddafi slaughtered
Bin Laden slaughtered
idi Amin too

*14. Doggy style was discovered :*
Fuckaholics discovered a new sex style

*15. World cups:*

7 countries have won d world cup

*16. Ponzi schemes:*

Mmm came and went
same as forex

*17. Taylor Swift:*

Taylor Swift was born the same year Liverpool won the League.

She's a 10 time Grammy winner and she Celebrated her 29th birthday last week

*18. Slippy G:*

Liverpool bottled a 4 point lead with 2 games to go
Steven Gerrard, the greatest fraud ever born( of course after MO salah) slipped on d pitch and Demba ba strolled into d post

*19. LORD KARIUS:*

we all know this sweet story


if my child support Liverpool I'm going to offer him as a sacrifice to amadioha

 

[Janjaweed]

Ulikuwepo huu mwaka

I was already a senior employee... Over seven years ya ajira

Watched the gene in the sports bar

 

[OllaChuga Oc]

Haha naona mmenifukuzia kocha.

 

[OllaChuga Oc]

Nitaarifa ,sijaja kukukera , kwan mwenzako amepost hapo juu kunikera?

Unatapatapa na timu yako juzi mlikalishwa na Wolves.

Nilishakuambia timu yako bado ya kitoto sana.

 

[Aaron Arsenal]

Unatapatapa na timu yako juzi mlikalishwa na Wolves.

Nilishakuambia timu yako bado ya kitoto sana.

Wolves si walikulalua wewe na chelsea yako? Au umepoteza kumbukumbu,

Wewe timu yako ya kikubwa ndio hii ya 2005?baada ya Mrusi roman Abromovich?

Wewe ni timu ndogo bado, kazana sana umfikie hata everton kwanza

 

[Aaron Arsenal]

I was already a senior employee... Over seven years ya ajira

Watched the gene in the sports bar

Okay now this is mad;

Jose at United:

•Won 3 Trophies
•Spent 392 Million
•PL Finishes = 6th and 2nd
•Win Rate = 58%

Klopp at Liverpool:

•Won 0 Trophies
•Spent 411 Million
•PL Finishes = 8th, 4th and 4th again
•Win Rate = 51%

 

[OllaChuga Oc]

Kama namuona Klopp akitapatapa mbele ya Bayern Munchen..

Lakini pia hongereni kwa ushindi dhidi ya Man United.

Mlistahili kushinda.

Mna kikosi kizuri, Lakini sio bora..

Hongereni sana!

 

[nguvu]

*THINGS THAT HAPPENED SINCE LIVERPOOL LAST WON THE LEAGUE*


*1. schmeichel evolution:*
Peter schmeichel won d pl
Fucked a woman
Cummed in her
Had the child
The child started keeping at United's academy
The child clocked 25 and signed for leicester
The child won the pl


*2. Mandela event:*

South Africa was still under colonization
Nelson Mandela was still in prison
He came out
Became president
Retired
and died

*3. 9/11:*

Bin Laden threatened America
His men hijacked three planes
They crashed two into d World Trade center
The third was brought down in pentagon
Bin Laden was killed by a new president

*4. Jackson event:*
Michael Jackson joined Jackson music family
Left d group
Collaborated with Diana Rose
Did plastic surgery
Sold his soul to the devil
Died

*5. Certain sperms and kids:*
Ronaldo was 3
Messi was 1
Rashford ,mbappe, Pogba, lingard, Hazard, kluivert, even lukaku were sperm cells

*6. Crystal palace FC was not in existence*

*7. Messi event:*

Messi was born
Had hormonal growth deficiency
Started playing football for Newell old boys as an imp
Joined barca
Rose to the top of the world
Won 4 consecutive ballon d'or awards
Played in 4 champs league finals
Scored over 630 goals

*8. Ronaldo existence:*

Ronaldo was born
His father died
Ronaldo played for sporting
He joined united
Won his first ballon d'or
Changed environment
Dominated alongside Messi for 9 years
Won 5 ballon d'or awards
Now changed team again


*9. Salah evolution:*
Talent less Egyptian Frog joins Chelsea
Played trash and was sold for life
Joined Liverpool and signed a deal to remain trophyless for life

*10. Cardi b and offset:*
Cardi b was born
Offset was born
They jammed And gave birth
They broke up

*11. Phones:*
Android phones came into existence
iPhone produced over 28 brands

*12. Over 6 presidents have been elected by the United States*

Obama
Trump
George h. W Bush
George Bush
JF Kennedy

*13. Terrorism rate:*

Saddam Hussein slaughtered
Gaddafi slaughtered
Bin Laden slaughtered
idi Amin too

*14. Doggy style was discovered :*
Fuckaholics discovered a new sex style

*15. World cups:*

7 countries have won d world cup

*16. Ponzi schemes:*

Mmm came and went
same as forex

*17. Taylor Swift:*

Taylor Swift was born the same year Liverpool won the League.

She's a 10 time Grammy winner and she Celebrated her 29th birthday last week

*18. Slippy G:*

Liverpool bottled a 4 point lead with 2 games to go
Steven Gerrard, the greatest fraud ever born( of course after MO salah) slipped on d pitch and Demba ba strolled into d post

*19. LORD KARIUS:*

we all know this sweet story


if my child support Liverpool I'm going to offer him as a sacrifice to amadioha

Nyie ni vitu vingapi vimetokea toka mchukue UCL mara ya mwisho? Ila kama mliwahi kuchukua

 

[SteveMollel]

*THINGS THAT HAPPENED SINCE LIVERPOOL LAST WON THE LEAGUE*


*1. schmeichel evolution:*
Peter schmeichel won d pl
Fucked a woman
Cummed in her
Had the child
The child started keeping at United's academy
The child clocked 25 and signed for leicester
The child won the pl


*2. Mandela event:*

South Africa was still under colonization
Nelson Mandela was still in prison
He came out
Became president
Retired
and died

*3. 9/11:*

Bin Laden threatened America
His men hijacked three planes
They crashed two into d World Trade center
The third was brought down in pentagon
Bin Laden was killed by a new president

*4. Jackson event:*
Michael Jackson joined Jackson music family
Left d group
Collaborated with Diana Rose
Did plastic surgery
Sold his soul to the devil
Died

*5. Certain sperms and kids:*
Ronaldo was 3
Messi was 1
Rashford ,mbappe, Pogba, lingard, Hazard, kluivert, even lukaku were sperm cells

*6. Crystal palace FC was not in existence*

*7. Messi event:*

Messi was born
Had hormonal growth deficiency
Started playing football for Newell old boys as an imp
Joined barca
Rose to the top of the world
Won 4 consecutive ballon d'or awards
Played in 4 champs league finals
Scored over 630 goals

*8. Ronaldo existence:*

Ronaldo was born
His father died
Ronaldo played for sporting
He joined united
Won his first ballon d'or
Changed environment
Dominated alongside Messi for 9 years
Won 5 ballon d'or awards
Now changed team again


*9. Salah evolution:*
Talent less Egyptian Frog joins Chelsea
Played trash and was sold for life
Joined Liverpool and signed a deal to remain trophyless for life

*10. Cardi b and offset:*
Cardi b was born
Offset was born
They jammed And gave birth
They broke up

*11. Phones:*
Android phones came into existence
iPhone produced over 28 brands

*12. Over 6 presidents have been elected by the United States*

Obama
Trump
George h. W Bush
George Bush
JF Kennedy

*13. Terrorism rate:*

Saddam Hussein slaughtered
Gaddafi slaughtered
Bin Laden slaughtered
idi Amin too

*14. Doggy style was discovered :*
Fuckaholics discovered a new sex style

*15. World cups:*

7 countries have won d world cup

*16. Ponzi schemes:*

Mmm came and went
same as forex

*17. Taylor Swift:*

Taylor Swift was born the same year Liverpool won the League.

She's a 10 time Grammy winner and she Celebrated her 29th birthday last week

*18. Slippy G:*

Liverpool bottled a 4 point lead with 2 games to go
Steven Gerrard, the greatest fraud ever born( of course after MO salah) slipped on d pitch and Demba ba strolled into d post

*19. LORD KARIUS:*

we all know this sweet story


if my child support Liverpool I'm going to offer him as a sacrifice to amadioha

Na vitu vilivyokuwepo kabla Arsenal hajashinda Champions League ni vipi hivyo?

 

[OllaChuga Oc]

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Huyu ni mchezaji mzuri sana lakini akija darajani ata anzia benchi.

Hata hivyo Klopp anapaswa kumuamini zaidi ..

 

[Aaron Arsenal]

Kama namuona Klopp akitapatapa mbele ya Bayern Munchen..

Lakini pia hongereni kwa ushindi dhidi ya Man United.

Mlistahili kushinda.

Mna kikosi kizuri, Lakini sio bora..

Hongereni sana!

Kwa unafiki hujambo, ulikomaa siku ile liver anapigwa, nikakwambia,ww mpira huujui,

Maana man u tayari walishaonekana underdog, then wanaenda anfiled,

Hata makampun ya kubet yakampa man u odd 6.

Wewe ukabak unakomaa man u anashinda,

Kama ulishindwa kuchungulia ile mechi, wewe mpira huujui, ndio maana unashabikia timu ya 2005, means wewe umeanza kufatilia mpira miaka ya 2015

 

[SteveMollel]

Nyie ni vitu vingapi vimetokea toka mchukue UCL mara ya mwisho? Ila kama mliwahi kuchukua

Hakuna na havitawahi kuwepo

 

[Aaron Arsenal]

Na vitu vilivyokuwepo kabla Arsenal hajashinda Champions League ni vipi hivyo?

Tumeshinda a GOLDEN TROPHY , una swali lingine ,uliza

 

[AdvocateFi]

We juzi umepigwa na watt wadogo, hivyo kaa kimya. We Are liverpool.

 

[SteveMollel]

Tumeshinda a GOLDEN TROPHY , una swali lingine ,uliza View attachment 972589

Nina swali la hujajibu mzee wa 'tangu'. Nyie tangu mara ya mwisho mchukue champions League nini kimetokea?

 

[Aaron Arsenal]

We juzi umepigwa na watt wadogo, hivyo kaa kimya. We Are liverpool.

Wewe ambaye unawapigaga wakubwa, una mwaka wa ngapi unatoka zero 0?

 

[Aaron Arsenal]

Nina swali la hujajibu mzee wa 'tangu'. Nyie tangu mara ya mwisho mchukue champions League nini kimetokea?

Wewe toka 2011 umebeba nn?

 

[SteveMollel]

Wewe toka 2011 umebeba nn?

Nilijua tu toka/tangu inakuja. Mie hujajibu swali. Umetoa orodha ya vitu ambavyo vimetokea tangu Liverpool ashinde Premier. Na mimi nakuuliza utuletee orodha hapa ya nini kimetokea tangu mshinde UCL mara ya mwisho.

 

[BARDIZBAH]

Na vitu vilivyokuwepo kabla Arsenal hajashinda Champions League ni vipi hivyo?

Tumeshinda a GOLDEN TROPHY , una swali lingine ,uliza View attachment 972589

Hili swal kwake huwa ni gumu sanaa
Hawalijibugu

 

[SteveMollel]

Hili swal kwake huwa ni gumu sanaa
Hawalijibugu

Anajibu "toka" na "tangu".