Kile kipindi ambacho nilipotea

[Kisu Cha Ngariba]

Dear haters fanyeni haya kuthibitisha uongo wangu kwenye hii post
-nendeni Nyamisati, simbaulanga kilwani na gezani
-nendeni kilindoni mafia niliandika jina langu hili ninalotumia hapa pale IBIZA
-Kauluzeni habari nilizoandika hapa huko kote nilikotaja
-nimezungumzia uchawi wa hivyo visiwa
-nimezungumzia magendo ya huko, kwanini msiende kuuliza?
-kuna Boat kubwa tatu moja ya fiber zinazofanya safari kati ya mafia na Nyamisati si mkaulize hizi habari
Mnashupaa hapa kulazimisha sukari iwe chumvi mtaweza kweli?
Naweka dau la nauli ya laki moja mmoja wenu aende

Nimeudhunika kujua ulimjibu Faiza Foxy,uyu Bibi ayuko vzuri akili. Ni wakupuuza.

 

[FaizaFoxy]

Hicho ni kiarabu,sio kiswahili fasaha.

Neno swahili lenyewe ni Kiarabu. Hilo neo "fasaha" hapo juu pia ni la Kiarabu.

Hata wewe una asilimia kadhaa za Uarabu.

 

[FaizaFoxy]

Kwani wameliwa nini

Wajinga Ndiyo Waliwao.

 

[FaizaFoxy]

Sisi shida yetu stori. Si lazima iwe kweli

Naam, umenena vyema sana ni wajibu wa mleta mada kuwatanabahisha kuwa hiki ni kisa cha kutunga, kwa hilo hata sisi tutamsifu sana kwa ubunifu.

 

[ZEE LA HEKIMA]

Jamani wanabodi. Msameheni tu huyu Faiza Foxy
Kila thread anaweka sentensi hiyo hiyo inayosema 'mmesomea ujinga' I think she has probably gone to college and maybe she has read a lot but she is NOT educated. She knows many things but she is not wise. She is critical but cannot command respect. Msameheni bure tu. Akiandika lolote do not give her the privilege of replying

 

[niah]

Mbona wapo wengi tu tena wenye staha na stara zao kabisa?
Mamndenyi
Evelin salt
miss chagga
Heaven Sent
niah
Nk nk list ni ndefu sana,wako bora Mara mia kuliko huyo mgumba mnuka naniliu

Thanks for mentioning me kumbe na mimi nimo ingawa sivumi???? cc mshana jr.

 

[Bome-e]

Neno swahili lenyewe ni Kiarabu. Hilo neo "fasaha" hapo juu pia ni la Kiarabu.

Hata wewe una asilimia kadhaa za Uarabu.

Ndio nakuambia neno darsa sio fasaha kwenye lugha ya kiswahili.Kiufupi halitambuliki kwenye lugha yetu hii pendwa.Mimi sina huo uarabu hata asilimia 0.0000000001

 

[niah]

Jamani wanabodi. Msameheni tu huyu ajuza Faiza Foxy
Kila thread anaweka sentensi hiyo hiyo inayosema 'mmesomea ujinga' I think she has probably gone to college and maybe she has read a lot but she is NOT educated. She knows many things but she is not wise. She is critical but cannot command respect. Msameheni bure tu. Akiandika lolote do not give her the privilege of replying

The more you reply to such people the more you give them the guts to keep talking shite.

 

[Bome-e]

Hapo tunawapa darsa msiojuwa Kingereza, hata Magu akiingia humu akakosea pia atapewa darsa - kumbuka hilo.

Elimu haina mwisho.

Yeye amejisifu kuwa ni msomi,amekosea grammar na wewe ukamkosoa huku ukimdharau kuwa msomi gani hajui kiingereza.sasa ndi nakueleza,leo kigezo cha usomi kimekuwa kiingereza???Umekamatika,usipindishe pindishe maneno.Au nikupe link ya "on behalf of myself" ukamshambulie Magufuli na kuhoji usomi wake????shame

 

[Mshana Jr]

unamsaidiaje sasa

Sina msaada kwake

 

[Mshana Jr]

Nimeudhunika kujua ulimjibu Faiza Foxy,uyu Bibi ayuko vzuri akili. Ni wakupuuza.

Hapana mdau haitakaa nimjibu yeye hata siku moja! WAPUUZI HAWAJIBIWI!mimi nimeandika kwa ujumla wake

 

[FaizaFoxy]

Sio ndumilakuwili tu bali mpuuzi parscee hayawani laanifu

hayo ndiyo maneno ya mkosaji siku zote.

Sampuli yako tunaielewa ni ya mtoto aliyelewaa na bibi pekee.

 

[kiboksi manyoya]

Tupia yote

 

[Mshana Jr]

Thanks for mentioning me kumbe na mimi nimo ingawa sivumi???? cc mshana jr.

Dada we are enjoying the ride

 

[niah]

Dada we are enjoying the ride

mchango vipi lakini?

 

[Mshana Jr]

mchango vipi lakini?

nipe akauti dada wala usihofu

 

[Manjagata]

Kaka mshana jr unge update kutokea kwenye post hii mtiririko ungekuwa mzuri zaidi.
Paw, Moderator wa jukwaa Hili naomba mumsaidie mshana jr kwa hili

Naunga mkono hoja yako Bujibuji (yaani uziuzi au nyuzi nyuzi kikwetu). Yaani hii hadithi ingekuwa kwenye uzi mmoja ingependeza sana! Ingekuwa kama zile hadithi tulizokuwa tunahadithiwa na bibi zetu miaka ile ya '70-'80!!

 

[Manjagata]

Kwi kwi kwi teh teh teh

Hana alijualo huyo anavunga tu humu.

Wewe mama usibishane na Mshana Jr,, kesho unaweza kujikuta umeamkia nyumbani kwake na mko wawili tu!!!

 

[FaizaFoxy]

Wewe mama usibishane na Mshana Jr,, kesho unaweza kujikuta umeamkia nyumbani kwake na mko wawili tu!!!

Mnasikitisha sana kwa kuamini huo ujinga.

 

[The Icebreaker]

Hapana mdau haitakaa nimjibu yeye hata siku moja! WAPUUZI HAWAJIBIWI!mimi nimeandika kwa ujumla wake

Wewe kiumbe nilikushauri utafute kazi ya kujishughulisha kuliko kushinda mitandaoni na kisimu chako cha mchina kutwa unatema pumba tupu hakutakusaidia lolote,

Tulia tukufundishe utapata japo akili ya kuvukia barabara,

Hiyo kauli yako ya kusema "wapuuzi hua hawajibiwi"

Ukweli ni kwamba ukishaweka hizo mada zako za bedtime stories hua huna uwezo wa kujieleza zaidi ya hapo, mara nyingi wanaochangia mada zako wakikupinga kwa kukuuliza maswali jibu lako hua ni "Nisome tena hujanielewa vizuri"

Hua unajiaminisha kua kila anayekupinga hajaelewa post yako! Kumbe huna uwezo wa kujieleza,

Jaribu kufuga hata Kuku kuliko kushinda JF kutwa nzima na usiku kucha na kukipoteza hiki kizazi kipya chenye majukumu lukuki mbele ya maisha yao.