Kazi zinazo wavutia wa kina dada..!

[Eiyer]

Haya sasa umegundua nini katika ukaguzi wako?

Kuna jogoo mmoja anaelekea kupata mtetea ....!!!!!!!!

 

[Window7]

:drum:

 

[Phlagiey]

Hmmmmmm

Nini sasa Karucee mbona unaishia kuguna si useme tu!

 

[Phlagiey]

Naona bado uko kitandani
Hebu burudika na hiyo

Nanto maee ....!!!!!!!!!

Kama kawaida baba paroko mambo yako hayo lazima itifaki izingatiwe eeeh! Mwaka mpyaaaa swaga mpyaaaaaa! Ina lipa eee! Mapicha picha nini nanini mavideo video, dah kweli nimeamini kilimo dili.
Back to da topic..

 

[Phlagiey]

Kuna jogoo mmoja anaelekea kupata mtetea ....!!!!!!!!

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii usimwambie mtu.

 

[Eiyer]

Kama kawaida baba paroko mambo yako hayo lazima itifaki izingatiwe eeeh! Mwaka mpyaaaa swaga mpyaaaaaa! Ina lipa eee! Mapicha picha nini nanini mavideo video, dah kweli nimeamini kilimo dili.
Back to da topic..

Ukiyafuatilia ya baba paroko yatakutokea puani

Anapopita baba paroko huwezi kupita wewe

Kaa mbali ...!!!!!!!!

 

[Karucee]

Naona bado uko kitandani
Hebu burudika kwanza hapo



Nanto maee ....!!!!!!!!!

Mr Rocky, uparoko ushakuwa dijitali. Njoo uone nyimbo ninazoimbiwa.

 

[Eiyer]

Mr Rocky, uparoko ushakuwa dijitali. Njoo uone nyimbo ninazoimbiwa.

Kwani kuna tatizo gani hapo??

Si useme tu nimeukuna moyo wako?
Muone kwanza....!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[RICARDO KAKA]

Hapo ndipo wanawake wanapopoteaga sana na ndoa zilizoingia kwa kipimo cha kazi ya mwanaume kuibukia migogoro ya kutosha..

Unakuta mdada kamzimikia mwanaume banker mshahara laki 7 net anaolewa akijua ameukata, anaingia ndani ya ndoa baadae anagundua amepotea anaanza kumtamani mume wa mwenzake anaepanga ma container bandarini hajui kuvaa tai kila siku ma ovaroli tu lakini kipato sasa mamilioni


Dada zangu nawashauri kama mnapenda wanaume kwa kigezo cha pesa msiangalia mavazi na uzuri wa ofisi ya kidume, kuna watu wanatengeneza hela vibaya mno kwa kazi zisizoruhusu kupendeza..

Mnajua mume wa nancy sumari Luca anafanya nini? Nenda kafanye homework yako jamaa nilimkuta kwenye container yard yake DICD amekula reflector, safety boot, jeans full kisela kama msela tu wa mjini yupo disorganised anasaidia kupanga macontainer na hapo anatengeneza hela vibaya mno..nikasema nancy ana akili sana wenzangu na mie mnaotungangania kina Yahaya na tai zetu tunafurahije..

Kuna watu wa coz za ardhi pale sijui ma surveyor, artchr,contractr wanapiga hela vibaya mno lakini wapo lafu,

Kuna wauza mitumba, wauza vifaa vya magari gerezani, wana hela vibaya mno but ukiwakuta kazini unafikiri waganga njaa tu nenda kaone maisha yao na familia zao utakimbia

dah! ndugu umeongea ukweli sana, hasa hapo penye nyekundu, mimi ninayetokea ardhi halafu surveyor nimekuelewa sana!

 

[Dejane]

No.. i will be in the meeting in five minutes!

just a HI to my employee!

Okay boss

 

[Mr Rocky]

Mr Rocky, uparoko ushakuwa dijitali. Njoo uone nyimbo ninazoimbiwa.

Karucee huyu Eiyer ashalainika wala usiwe na wasi wasi uparoko kauweka kushoto kwanza ataurudia baadae

 

[Mohamed Ngwasu]

mademu wengi wenye kazi wanapenda madereva boda

 

[Eiyer]

Karucee huyu Eiyer ashalainika wala usiwe na wasi wasi uparoko kauweka kushoto kwanza ataurudia baadae

Hebu mueleze bana naona haelewi
Nashangaa watu wazima hadi tuongee na watoto wasikie .....!!!!!!!!!!!

Hajiongezi .........!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Mr Rocky]

Hebu mueleze bana naona haelewi
Nashangaa watu wazima hadi tuongee na watoto wasikie .....!!!!!!!!!!!

Hajiongezi .........!!!!!!!!!!!

Karucee njoo pande hizi uongee kwa herufi kubwa na Eiyer ila chunga watoto wasisikie kabisa

 

[Eiyer]

Karucee njoo pande hizi uongee kwa herufi kubwa na Eiyer ila chunga watoto wasisikie kabisa

Ewaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasa hapo itakuwa sawa maana tukiongea kiutu uzima watoto hawataelewa ....!!!!!

Hebu akuje huku fasitaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[badiebey]

Boss as name or u have a money?

ushauri wa bure:tuendelee kuienzi lugha yetu ya taifa,kiswahili

 

[Mr Rocky]

Ewaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sasa hapo itakuwa sawa maana tukiongea kiutu uzima watoto hawataelewa ....!!!!!

Hebu akuje huku fasitaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Watoto wengi muda huu wamelala si unajua jana wengine walikuwa club wanaamka saa sita muda wao bado so awe huru tuu

 

[Eiyer]

Watoto wengi muda huu wamelala si unajua jana wengine walikuwa club wanaamka saa sita muda wao bado so awe huru tuu

Bora awahi kabla hawajaamka !!!!!!

 

[CharmingLady]

Wengi wao mashoga

Mkuu wacha kunikatisha tamaa bana... Yaani mie lile libodi nafwaaaaaa...........

 

[CharmingLady]

Haswaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!