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[Da'Vinci]

Nani kama Mama!

May be atakae kua mama watoto wangu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kazi yangu ni kuwafanya walinzi mtabasamu

 

[Nelson Mwombeki]

Haupendezeiii

Nilikua naangalia wale waliowahi lindo siwaoni

 

[Da'Vinci]

Afu unajiita mtu mzima, sasa km wewe hujawah kunywa unasema kunywa ni kubaya je hawajakuambia usigonge demu kabla ya kumuoa?

Mwaka 2016 nilikunywa, yaliyonikuta nayajua mwenyewe. Sirudii

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

A girlfriend walks out of the shower and says to her boyfriend, "Honey, I shaved myself down there... Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again." We're winning Ninjas[emoji123][emoji23]

 

[Kisai]

Hivi ishatokea humu jf watu wakagombea binti hadharani ?

Nimeuliza tu.........

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Dear Twins

Haven't you noticed that one of you was unplanned?

 

[eden kimario]

Kama kawaida tunaendelea na windo
Leo wezi hawapo kabisa
Ngoja tutafute draft tucheze kabisa

 

[Nigendako]

Kisaikoloji binadamu kaumbwa haishi kama alivyo.Asiishi kwa maigizo kwani maigizo yana fedhea zake,,
Samahani sana kwa kuingia ndani zaidi na nitaishia hapo,

Kweli aisee.

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Kuna dem ananiitia leo niende kwake na yeye huringa kucome kwangu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Hata mimi leo acha nijifanye nanyesha...siendi[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Mine eyes]

Hivi ishatokea humu jf watu wakagombea binti hadharani ?

Nimeuliza tu.........

penye wengi pana mengi..
tena vita kali!

 

[Da'Vinci]

Hivi ishatokea humu jf watu wakagombea binti hadharani ?

Nimeuliza tu.........

Gudume Na chizi maarifa..

 

[eden kimario]

Mwaka 2016 nilikunywa, yaliyonikuta nayajua mwenyewe. Sirudii

Uko kama mimi aisee mi na pombe yoyote ni mbalimbali sana

 

[General Mangi]

Buckets hapaa wazee

Tunagonga John walker

 

[Nigendako]

Kuna dem ananiitia leo niende kwake na yeye huringa kucome kwangu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Hata mimi leo acha nijifanye nanyesha...siendi[emoji23][emoji23]

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[Nelson Mwombeki]

Mwaka 2016 nilikunywa, yaliyonikuta nayajua mwenyewe. Sirudii

Nna uhakika wewe hukunywa, bali ulifakamia ukazima labda, sisi tunaokunywa wala hatuna hizo viapo, na mambo yanasonga, so usiudanganye umma mkuu, kama kunywa kubaya je tuseme ngono ni mbaya kwakuwa kuna mtu aliyegonga dem siku ya kwanza akaukwaa ukimwi au gono basi awaambie watu wote kule kwenye utam ni nuksi wasije kujaribu

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Being broke ends at 25yrs if you are older than that you are now poor my friend

 

[Kisai]

penye wengi pana mengi..
tena vita kali!

Duuuh......!

 

[kulangwa22]

Hivi ishatokea humu jf watu wakagombea binti hadharani ?

Nimeuliza tu.........

Sijaona labd weny exp waje apa

 

[Kisai]

Gudume Na chizi maarifa..

Wape salamu zangu.