"I am just a small boy"

[Fixed Point]

Lkn hiyo si hata hapa TZ ipo; kijana anasema "mimi ni mvulana mwenye miaka 29"
Hata kwenye apps wanaandika "I a girl who is 24 years old" au akijitahidi sana atasema "I am a young man aged 32 years old" anasahau kuwa ni kazi ya msomaji kudetermine whether you are young or not, weka age yako inatosha.

ha haaa, hiyo ipo sana
ila huyu alichonishangaza ni kupigia mstari kwamba he is a small boy wakati ana 30 na mke juu

 

[Fixed Point]

Bora afe hiyo njaa ya Mtambuzi kuliko aresti ini piisi

ha haaaaa, lol! sikuelewa ZD....
komaa naye basi kweli asile kabisaaaaa

 

[snowhite]

ha haaa, naona mlongo wangu unafwata maelekezo sawia, lol!

ah mi mtihani nilikuwa nafeli kwa kutokujua jibu sio kwa kufollow instructions!
mi nataka sasa ankal Mtambuzi anichape akhu!

 

[Dark City]

umeona eeeenh! nina akili sana mimi basi tu!mtuhuhumiwa wetu aliniwahi mapema!ningekuwa
waziri wa jk mimi!ahahahhahha my bad!bora tu aliniwahi!

Sasa, nani alimpiga bao mwenzake??

Ila kama babu mhhhhh....haku ya nani ningeua mtu..lol!!

Babu DC!!

 

[Fixed Point]

umeona eeeenh! nina akili sana mimi basi tu!mtuhuhumiwa wetu aliniwahi mapema!ningekuwa
waziri wa jk mimi!ahahahhahha my bad!bora tu aliniwahi!

yaani nilitaka kumpigia simu mtuhumiwa sasa hivi....
yaani kuwa waziri wa JK ni bora kuliko kuwa mtuhumiwa wake?

 

[Fixed Point]

ah mi mtihani nilikuwa nafeli kwa kutokujua jibu sio kwa kufollow instructions!
mi nataka sasa ankal Mtambuzi anichape akhu!

nakuaminia mdogo wangu... na hivi unavyoogopa fimbo! lol!

 

[Fixed Point]

Sasa, nani alimpiga bao mwenzake??

Ila kama babu mhhhhh....haku ya nani ningeua mtu..lol!!

Babu DC!!

babu naona na wewe unaanza kumchokoza snowhite

 

[snowhite]

Sasa, nani alimpiga bao mwenzake??

Ila kama babu mhhhhh....haku ya nani ningeua mtu..lol!!

Babu DC!!

babu kwa kuuliza maswali lol!
aliniwahi mwenzangu!tena alinilamba chenga pakubwa sana mweee!
minor mie enzi hizzo
muulize cacico ndo alikuwa pik pik posta wake mwe!

 

[snowhite]

babu naona na wewe unaanza kumchokoza snowhite

umeona enh dada mkubwa!
babu ananianza hivi hivi mi namuangalia tu hapa!
ila bora mi i had my share mapemaaaa!ahahahahahhahha ila nilikula share yangu bana wacha tu niwe mpole sa hhz!mtuhumiwa wa babu ana kesi ya kujibu i see!

 

[King’asti]

Kama mie hapa im just a little gal
Cc Mtambuzi (papaa keki yangu haijafika, ama foleni?)

 

[Dark City]

babu naona na wewe unaanza kumchokoza snowhite

Inabidi kumfunga gavana.....

Nilihisi kama anataka kumtia vidole vya macho mkubwa mwenzangu....

Ila naishia hapa, ngoja niwape wajukuu zile za paukwa pakawa....

Babu DC!!

 

[snowhite]

Kama mie hapa im just a little gal
Cc Mtambuzi (papaa keki yangu haijafika, ama foleni?)

we usimwite babako papaa unamzeesha!
anaitwa ankal Mtambuzi a.k.a petit garcon mutu ya macho manne!

 

[Nicas Mtei]

Mtambuzi type

 

[snowhite]

Inabidi kumfunga gavana.....

Nilihisi kama anataka kumtia vidole vya macho mkubwa mwenzangu....

Ila naishia hapa, ngoja niwape wajukuu zile za paukwa pakawa....

Babu DC!!

ahahahhahaahhaha babu mi nilitoa mfano tuuu!
yani ilikuwa hivvv
dada mkubwa alisema anataka mtu wa kumwamkia
mi si ndo nikakukumbuka saaasa!
nikapiga cross pale tik tak nikajilipua kwa niaba yako!lol!

 

[Nicas Mtei]

umeona enh dada mkubwa!
babu ananianza hivi hivi mi namuangalia tu hapa!
ila bora mi i had my share mapemaaaa!ahahahahahhahha ila nilikula share yangu bana wacha tu niwe mpole sa hhz!mtuhumiwa wa babu ana kesi ya kujibu i see!

We m mbeyaaaaaa

 

[snowhite]

Mtambuzi type

Mtambuziiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii leo hakuliki huku!
na hatunyamazi mpka utuletee contessa
uuwih nikiletewa nitakimbiajeee!
ila atakunywa Paloma share yangu!

 

[snowhite]

We m mbeyaaaaaa

ahahahhaahhahahhahahhaha bora mimi i see kuliko ankal Mtambuzi anayejitaja ye kijana mdogo mnoa eti hata we anataka akuamkie
ahaahhahahhahhahahahah ankaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii we ni mbaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaah!

 

[Fixed Point]

babu kwa kuuliza maswali lol!
aliniwahi mwenzangu!tena alinilamba chenga pakubwa sana mweee!
minor mie enzi hizzo
muulize cacico ndo alikuwa pik pik posta wake mwe!

nimeipenda hiyo ya pik pik posta, lol!

 

[Nicas Mtei]

ahahahhaahhahahhahahhaha bora mimi i see kuliko ankal Mtambuzi anayejitaja ye kijana mdogo mnoa eti hata we anataka akuamkie
ahaahhahahhahhahahahah ankaliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii we ni mbaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaah!

Mtambuzi ana uzee gan sasa? Nyie mnaomuita mzee ndio huwa mnamkokea moto?... We m mbayaaaaaaaaa

 

[Fixed Point]

Kama mie hapa im just a little gal
Cc Mtambuzi (papaa keki yangu haijafika, ama foleni?)

kwa wadada wala sishangai kujiita small girls,
wadada wengi wanapenda hiyo, kasoro mimi.....
ila mkaka!