Guess!!! Mhe. alikuwa anaambiwa nini . . . . ?!!

[First Born]

We dogo kazi yako kuhudhuria maharusi, kusafiri nje ya nchi kila siku na unajisahau mno, unawaibia wananchi waziwazi bila kificho, enzi zangu mi niliwaibia kijanja ndo maana chama hakikutetereka. Acha ufala piga kazi baab, sio unachekacheka tu na kuwekeza mademu kila mkoa, wekeza pesa, **** we.

 

[Safety last]

Vipi mbona hamna kitu ww kilaza unarembua tu, piga kazi unajua wabongo hawanazo wanaweza nirudisha ikulu!

 

[Mwanamayu]

"Wewe Jakaya mwana diplomasia kama mimi, lakini wakati mwingine inatakiwa uwaminye kokwa zao kidoogo, wakujuwe wee nani, umezidi upole".

Na wanawake wana kokwa?

 

[Mwanamayu]

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Yaani vitu vidogo kama hivi vinakutoa jasho???
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I told you before not to step on a lion's tail!!! And what goes around comes around, you see now Mahalu's case is involving yourself directly!!! Teh teh teh teh, aha aha aha ahaaa!!

 

[FaizaFoxy]

FF unapenda sana kokwa eeh!

Ndio, za ubuyu!

 

[FaizaFoxy]

Na wanawake wana kokwa?

Kumbe ulikuwa hujui? pole sana!

 

[Yo Yo]

"Muone bichwa kama treni'

 

[Tangawizi]

Kumbe ulikuwa hujui? pole sana!

Hata mimi sijui atawafanya nini maana kama ile kitu ndio mahala pale utawabinya wapi sasa?

 

[Manumbu]

we can show the rest of the world kuwa hata black africa presidents can resign pale mambo yanapokataa. waoneshe hivyo!

 

[Aza]

Naona unapendapenda kubembea, maana kila mara kiguu na njia kwenye madege. Vipi dogo hukusoma chekechea?Kwani pale Lugoba baba yako alikuandikisha ubembee au uuze sura?

yani umenichekesha

 

[Njowepo]

Dogo nchi imekushinda achia ngazi

 

[Chimunguru]

yaani ten yrs itakuwa for nothing! kweli utakuwa a president that never was!!!!!!

 

[Ulimakafu]

Acha kudesa kila kitu,mix with yours.

 

[Obe]

Mbona umekuja kunitafuta wakati ni too late, siwezi kukusaidia kama wakati ule wa kufunga kampeni, kwa vile unaweza kutembea, basi simama mwenyewe ulimalize suala la umeme

 

[Chakaza]

Ndio, za ubuyu!

He kumbe kokwa za ubuyu zinaminywa eeh!

 

[Bulesi]

Usifanye mchezo na hili suala la umeme; nchi nzima ikiwa totoro gizani, uchumi utadoda na hivyo ujue urais wako utaota mbawa!!

 

[Somoche]

Punguza safari wewe, kila uchao angani unatafuta nini?!! kama ni maghorofa si kariakoo yamejaa telee kaa uangalie wananchi wana shida nyingi....lakini upande wa pili yanaingilia sikio la kushoto yanatokea lile la kulia!!

 

[ndetichia]

we bure kabisa hata bei ya daladala imekushinda kuilinda..

 

[Anko Sam]

Dogo, aliyekuwa anakupa ulinzi usio onekana kesha ondoka, majamaa yakikomaa yanakubutua hata kabla ya kipindi chako kwisha!

 

[The Emils]

Tatizo lako dogo, unasafiri kwenda nchi za nje mno halafu unaacha wananchi gizani...halafu kwanini umekubali yule mtu muhimu aliyewezesha ukawa raisi 2005 amejiuzulu? CCJ watakukwamwisha sasa, fanya haraka umteui RA katibu mkuu wizara ya nishati na madini tuendelee kupata ile 10% yetu..