Come on Divas give us a break !

[masai dada]

who is a diva?

anything which has mass and can occupy space

 

[Eliphaz the Temanite]

Oh hell to the muthafunkin naw!

I don't care how ravishingly beautiful the woman is.

When it comes to my money I don't play.

My willpower is off the meter.

I bet my left nut on it!!

 

[Second Fiddle]

Aisee........sasa itakuwaje........?

Sijaelewa mawazo yako hapa! Fahamu nafatilia sana michango yako!

 

[segere]

siombi ela ya kununua chochote hata nikiwa mkeo

labda uone huo umuhimu wa kunipa...,

Nimetokea kuvutiwa nawe, sijui kwa nini?..

 

[Eliphaz the Temanite]

ukampa nini

I felt like im trashing my manhood if I didn't! so grudgingly yes! I had to!

 

[fakenology]

Nnachojua wanawake ni sawa na tumbo. Hawana shukrani. Wala usijidanganye et nikimnunulia iphone ya kilo nane ndio atakuwa faithful kwako. Hapa mwenyewe niko baa napunguza stress.
Nilitumiwa sms
"Baby nataka tule wote x mass ntumie nauli, nkatuma 100,000/-. Mpaka sasa hata simu zangu hazipokelew wala nini."
this bichz aint loyal

 

[tpaul]

Miaka michache nyuma,Wanaume walikuwa wanalalamika sana vibomu vya kuombwa vocha,vocha ilikuwa gharama inayokera sana na kuboa maana kila siku iendayo kwa Mungu ni vocha..

Kumbe bora ingebakia Vocha,maana ina
afadhali...Siku hizi,unapigwa mzinga hadi Simu yako inazimika kwanza maana haiamini kilichoandikwa..''Baby naomba laki 8 ninunue iPhone simu yangu imeibiwa..dah,laki 8 ni mshahara wa Walinzi 5 wa KK security wenye wake na watoto!Mama zao wenyewe wanaisikia
tu iPhone wanajua ni Aina mpya ya Kitenge cha Wax...Balaa,hatuhemi hatujengi,Love has become Article of Oenstation,kui-afford ni ngumu,come on
DIVAS give us a break!

baambie baelewe habo batoto banatuchanganya sana i see! today there're is no true love but love business...tutakomaje!

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Hiyo kweli ni shida........hata mimi ilishawahi nitokea lakini nikawaza mrejesho........itakavyokuwa baadae........nikaona isiwe tabu.......sasa hivi ni best boss ever..........

mara chache sana mrejesho wa mwanaume kuwa negative kwenye tongozo labda kama kuna mahali umekosea....

 

[tpaul]

Nnachojua wanawake ni sawa na tumbo. Hawana shukrani. Wala usijidanganye et nikimnunulia iphone ya kilo nane ndio atakuwa faithful kwako. Hapa mwenyewe niko baa napunguza stress.
Nilitumiwa sms
"Baby nataka tule wote x mass ntumie nauli, nkatuma 100,000/-. Mpaka sasa hata simu zangu hazipokelew wala nini."
this bichz aint loyal

hahahaha! pole sana mkuu, ndiyo ukubwa huo. hawa wanawake ni viumbe wa ajabu kutoka nchi ya wagagagigikoko...tunaishi nao basi tu kwa 7bu wanagea papuchi, vinginevyo sijui hali hii ingekuwaje.

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Easy tu mr. ukiona huwezi acha wapo wanaoweza wazee wa vijisenti...

 

[RRONDO]

Its like wale simba wanasubiri pundamilia sehemu za kunywa maji!! That's the assumption.....!

unfortunately thats the reality.....

 

[RRONDO]

Nnachojua wanawake ni sawa na tumbo. Hawana shukrani. Wala usijidanganye et nikimnunulia iphone ya kilo nane ndio atakuwa faithful kwako. Hapa mwenyewe niko baa napunguza stress.
Nilitumiwa sms
"Baby nataka tule wote x mass ntumie nauli, nkatuma 100,000/-. Mpaka sasa hata simu zangu hazipokelew wala nini."
this bichz aint loyal

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.....watoto wa mjini wanasema umepigwa....changa la macho

 

[RRONDO]

mara chache sana mrejesho wa mwanaume kuwa negative kwenye tongozo labda kama kuna mahali umekosea....

uwe unalipa kidogo.....hata sisi tunachagua sio kila anaejitongozesha tunapiga........

 

[ERoni]

Nnachojua wanawake ni sawa na tumbo. Hawana shukrani. Wala usijidanganye et nikimnunulia iphone ya kilo nane ndio atakuwa faithful kwako. Hapa mwenyewe niko baa napunguza stress.
Nilitumiwa sms
"Baby nataka tule wote x mass ntumie nauli, nkatuma 100,000/-. Mpaka sasa hata simu zangu hazipokelew wala nini."
this bichz aint loyal

ha ha ha ha...lol.
Hawa viumbe ukiwachezea waweza umwa gonjwa lisilopona..!

 

[Evelyn Salt]

uwe unalipa kidogo.....hata sisi tunachagua sio kila anaejitongozesha tunapiga........

Labda kama haijakusimama nyuzi 90° "Mwanaume ni kama fisi hata mzoga anakula" dushe ikishakusimama hata chizi wa barabarani unapiga tu

 

[RRONDO]

Labda kama haijakusimama nyuzi 90° "Mwanaume ni kama fisi hata mzoga anakula" dushe ikishakusimama hata chizi wa barabarani unapiga tu

kwahio ukija kujitongozesha tu tayari iko nyuzi 90!!! hadi tufike stage ya kuwa nyuzi 90 nisharidhika na wewe...

 

[Evelyn Salt]

kwahio ukija kujitongozesha tu tayari iko nyuzi 90!!! hadi tufike stage ya kuwa nyuzi 90 nisharidhika na wewe...

Hata vichaa mnaridhika nao ndo maana zinawasimama...na mnawamimba kabisa

 

[cutie bee]

Siwezi kukuomba kitu ambacho sina uwezo nacho.
Na wewe kama waona 800k ni issue achana nae tafuta wa kuwahonga mapera.
Vaa kiatu size yako.

hahaha...nimekupenda bure mamito safi sana umeongea fact...mwanaume huna uwezo hata wa kunipa elfu 50 mi wa kazi gani afu unataka papuchi...kudadadeki hii papuchi itakuwa na kazi moja tu ya mie kukojoa km una mkono mfupi..mjini pesa mapenz kwa mama yako

 

[Proffesor]

professor anasema.... unampa tu mkuuu .. c ndo umependaaa

 

[cutie bee]

Nnachojua wanawake ni sawa na tumbo. Hawana shukrani. Wala usijidanganye et nikimnunulia iphone ya kilo nane ndio atakuwa faithful kwako. Hapa mwenyewe niko baa napunguza stress.
Nilitumiwa sms
"Baby nataka tule wote x mass ntumie nauli, nkatuma 100,000/-. Mpaka sasa hata simu zangu hazipokelew wala nini."
this bichz aint loyal

hahaha...pole mkuu ushaliwa hapo umenichekesha eti thz bichz aint loyal