Hahahahaha!! Hii nimeitoa kwa jamaa mmoja kule The Sun
"As usual after the Man.United vs Aston Villa game, Mr Wenger decided to make a phone call to congratulate Mr A. Ferguson.
Mr Wenger: Hallo Alex well done for the 20
Mr Ferguson: You mean for RVP
Mr Wenger: No...No….I mean for the 20th title but now you mentioned RVP, did you gave him the number 20because you knew that you will win it.
Mr Ferguson: No not really otherwise I would have to give the number 21 to Jack Wilshere
Mr Wenger: Sorry mate Wilshere is not for sale…
Mr Ferguson: Don't you want to ask the board first, but tell me why did you give podoski the number 9? Is it the number of years it will take you before you will win something?
Mr Wenger: (AW little bit irritated) Look, for me it does not matter whether my players become champions with me or without me, RVP, Song, Nasri, Flameni, Clichy, Cole…they all have won titles but this is not really important
Mr Ferguson: So what is important for you then?
Mr Wenger: Ah, nice that you ask because this is exactly what I want to talk about please…
Mr Ferguson: what is it then?
Mr Wenger: The FOURTH PLACE, and I wanted to ask you to see what you can do next Sunday please.
Mr Ferguson: I will see what I can do…
Mr Wenger: and what can you do…
Mr Ferguson: Not beat you 8-2"
Quoted from AbelMounir, The Sun reader