Chelsea FC (The Blues) | Special Thread

[Peasant]

New Drog BA in the town. Give him service, he'll finish.

 

[ANKOJEI]

kuna wale wala viporo wa FA safari hii viporo vitachacha OLE wenu, cc n guvu mupya bele kwa bele…the BLUEZ Kings of Europe!

 

[Wacha1]

Hawezi kukuelewa mbwiga huyo kwa sababu malengo yetu ni tofauti kabisa na wao. Mwanzoni mwa msimu Chelsea wanaweka malengo ya kutwaa vikombe wakati Arsenal wanaweka malengo ya kumaliza wa nne....We live in two different planets.

Most likely 2 points if you're very lucky (see red font).

Second position right??! Yes you will surely get that....khe khe kheeeeeeee.....
Ask arsene wenger huwa hataki kuchukua first position.

There's another Drog BA in London, you must be scared to death.

Nicheke mie wacha kuniumiza weye ... .. .... khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nachikia mmekula mkong'oto kwenye cow shed khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​

 

[Wacha1]

Nasikia Beni kazi ndio basi kibarua kimeota mbawa ... . ikifika midnight ... .... .... ... ooops midnight ya wapi? .. ..... .. mtafuteni Mungiki Brother he has more information ... .... ... khe khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Red action: Swansea have the lead at half-time
in their Capital One Cup clash with Chelsick

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Star man: Michu proved to be the difference,
as so often he has been since he joined the Swans

Rough and ready: Swansea matched Chelsick
every step of the way at the cow shed

Top of the flops: Fernando Torres was poor,
with sections of the Stamford Bridge crowd even booing him

God help me .... ..... .... ..

Khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee




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[Peasant]

Nicheke mie wacha kuniumiza weye ... .. .... khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Nachikia mmekula mkong'oto kwenye cow shed khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee​

Hahahaaa! Our little crying baby, umeibukia wapi? It's just half time, this ain't your Fat Arse, RELAX.

 

[Wacha1]

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That settles it: Danny Graham pounced on another
error to beat Ross Turnbull and score the second

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Msiponiona mjue nimekula ban kitakatifu na itatoka kwa Mungiki brother tu maana invisible anafahamu hii ni game tu ndio mpira huo ... ... ... bahati mbaya walichelewa kupeleka brown envelopes ooops hawa hawatumii hizo ni mafioso .... .. khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee chacha chubiri Mentor ing Mungiki Brother aje hapa na wale peas of ants ... .. .


Kuna jamaa kaiba ID yangu huyu chio Wacha1 khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[Peasant]

Msiponiona mjue nimekula ban kitakatifu na itatoka kwa [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][COLOR=#0000cd][SIZE=4][B][I]Mungiki brother[/I][/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][COLOR=#b22222][SIZE=4][B] tu maana [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][COLOR=#0000cd][SIZE=4][B][I]invisible[/I][/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][COLOR=#b22222][SIZE=4][B] anafahamu hii ni game tu ndio mpira huo ... ... ... bahati mbaya walichelewa kupeleka brown envelopes ooops hawa hawatumii hizo ni mafioso .... .. khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee chacha chubiri [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][COLOR=#0000cd][SIZE=4][B][I]Mentor ing Mungiki Brother[/I][/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][COLOR=#b22222][SIZE=4][B] aje hapa na wale [/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][COLOR=#0000cd][SIZE=4][B][I]peas of ants[/I][/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][COLOR=#b22222][SIZE=4][B] ... .. .


Kuna jamaa kaiba ID yangu huyu chio [SIZE=4][B][I][COLOR=#ff8c00]Wacha1 [/COLOR][/I][SIZE=4][B]khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee[/B][/SIZE][/B][/SIZE][/B][/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE]




Tuko half time, sisi ni mabingwa wa kucheza away kwenye cup games, hilo unajua. So put down your Fat Arse and relax.​

 

[Ng'wanza Madaso]

Nachikia mmekula mkong'oto kwenye cow shed khe khe khe kheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Na bado mkong'oto mwingine pale vijana wa Wenger watakapo double yale magoli ya Newcastle hapo darajani.

 

[Rejao]

Teh teh teh teh teh!!! Kumbe venue ilikuwa Stamford bridge??!
Nasubiria kuona mtu akipewa kichapo kingine tena pale Liberty stadium!

 

[Oxlade-Chamberlain]

Tuko half time, sisi ni mabingwa wa kucheza away kwenye cup games, hilo unajua. So put down your Fat Arse and relax.

Who got Michued today?

 

[Jaguar]

Who got Michued today?

Ask 'em,ask 'em,nyambaf wanaongea sana hawa mburukenge!

 

[Jaguar]

Na bado,we are coming from behind ready to rock the wooden bridge!

 

[mfarisayo]

Tunamuomba kaka Ino aoneshe maringo yake, bingiri bingiri mpaka chini

 

[mfarisayo]

Madhara ya Unga mabaya, Unalala huku umesimama

 

[mfarisayo]

No comment

 

[mfarisayo]

Mashuhuda walikuwa wengi

 

[Bukayo jr]

Mashuhuda walikuwa wengi

Who got Michued?! Peasant and Mentor

 

[Mentor]

'We try to have the ball and in most of the games we have the ball more than our opponent, but it would be unrealistic to come here and have the ball. We knew we had to make a very good performance without the ball. - Swansea coach

 

[Peasant]

Who got Michued today?

Who got Michued?! Peasant and Mentor

Fantastic! Nice to see the catch phrase I invented is getting popular! I'm gonna trademark it. Hahahahaaaa. Well, we got Michued.

 

[gutierez]

Miguel Perez Cuesta a.k.a Michu