BLIND DATES: Kukutana face to face kwazua jambo

[lara 1]

Wakubwa zangu shikamooni!

Niajeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!

Mnisamehe bure, huwa sipendi kuandika thread mpya wakt ya zamani bado ipo kwenye chati!!!!!!! LOL! Msione nimejibinafsishia hili jamvi wajameni. Ila hii ni breaking news si ya kukosa!!!!!!!!! Nimeshindwa kujibana imebidi kuandika humu.

Ile hali ya watu hamfahamiani, ila imetokea mmechat chat na nini, au mmewasiliana wee sasa mkaona, enough is enough lets meet tuonane sasa! Au mtu kachukua namba yako pahala, kakutongoza yo fell for his charm ndo namna gani vipi mmeona mkutane Face to Face!!!!

Hapo kwenye simu wakarimu kwa kila mmoja wenu, mipromise kibao, full kupigiana 24/7, mto unaisha kwa kukumbatiwa! Kichwani mwenyewe umeweka taswira yako unayoitaka!!!!!! You expect even better!!!! Mhhhhhhh!! Mda ukikaribia ndo painfull truth hits you, huenda ikawa ndio ya sio? Now you start having doubts n second thoughts! Unajilipua tu ngoja niende, WTF!? Kila mtu anadress to kill siku hiyo, full kugongea unyunyu!!!! Ukifika sasa hapo bar au resturant au beach huoni na kuangazaa waliokaa peke yao wote Idi Amini Dada, hapo ndo janja ya nyani inapoanzaa! Simu silent, hata vibration huweki! Rangi ya nguo umedanganya! Unasikilizia upepo kwanza! Simu ikiita unacheki nani anapiga kati ya hao watu!!!! Hapo unaichungulia ndani ya hand bag ukiona NO WAY! unaikata. You dont give up easly, unamtext umevaaje? Akikutajia ukicomfirm!!!!!! Unatokaje baruuuuuu!!!!!

Kuna mtu huku ofisini maji yalizidi ungaa, Bidada akajitosa kwa kijana mwenzie mmoja hivi, manake wanaume wenye pesa, wazuri na hawajaoa washida kweli siku hizi! Bibi katupa karata zake, wakachat wee hadi mambo yakakolea ile ile! She got her hopes high!!!!!! Jumapili ndo ilikuwa Blind Date yenyewe. Ijumaa master nilienda kutoa mawaiza yangu ya mwisho before the big day! NO MATTER WHAT DONT SLEEP WITH HIM!!!! Be your self, Leave the attitude at home blah! blah! Basi bana yeye alipofika She focused on WHAT DOES HE HAVE? Akasahau kufocus kwenye WHAT DO I/SHE HAVE? Kajibanza kamuona kaka watu MZURI basi weee kalipukaje kwa furaha!!! Kamfuata pale, the dude was vry kind, na nini. Wakaongea hili na lile mwisho kamrudisha mpaka kwake. Hajashuka kwenye gari(what a gentle man!)

Bi dada jtatu kangojea simu/sms wapii!!! Kimyaaaaaa! J nnee Holaaaa!!!!! Leo kapiga yeye, wala haipokelewei! Katext bila bila! Mmmmmh! Ndo kaja hapa tufanye kikao cha dharura! Mi nimebaki SINA MBAVU! Does this mean The Package didnt interest him!!!!? Mi nimemwambia jtano bado haijaisha, siku 3 tu jamani asubirie tu jamani, Maybe atapiga!!!!!!! Hizi network haziaminiki! LOL!

Its so SAD! she feels so STUPID! Maskini dada wa watu! Mi nikamwambia coz alikwambia anakofanya kazi ikibidimfate ili ujue kama mbwai mbwai tu, kuliko kujiuliza na kujijibu! (IT AINT A LAUGHING MATTER DONT LAUGH GUYS) Ama coz umeusaminisha mzigo si mbaya sana, basi kama Fupa wewe Mbwa limekishinda, niachie mimi Fisi nikukuruke nalo!!!! Huwezi jua it might be my lucky day! LOL (Jst kidding people)

ITS SUCH A CRUEL WORLD FOR WOMEN OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nicole]

Hahahahah jamaa hajaridhika na package, achape lapa tu,mwambie aendelee kuchat huenda akaopoa mwingine lol mjini kazi jamen.....

 

[Zion Daughter]

Mwanaume hakuridhika...Lakn angekuwa mkweli tu kumwambia mwanamke achukue tyme zake ili asijipe mahope na kuumia bure... Kutoridhika inatokeaga pande zote zote kwa wanaume na wanawake japo lakn roho lazima iume...

 

[Bi nyakomba]

yani viseversa is true. Ni kama yeye angemkuta muhubby to be kagongea crazy colour shati, sulubale ya kitambaa na raba lol. Hahahahahahahahahahaha angetimuajeeeee

 

[gfsonwin]

likukwepalo lina heri..............

 

[OTIS]

The guy is playing a mind game ili the gal ajione inferior.
Siku anamtafuta ndio siku atalala nae pia,superb.

 

[Alzadawi]

Mpe pole dada yetu, mwambie atulie another blind date is around da corner!

 

[Vegetarian]

She's not 'woman enough' to satisfy the man. Huo nd'o ukwl,hii inatokea sana. Atazame mbele zaidi! Hapo keshachemka.

 

[Zion Daughter]

likukwepalo lina heri..............

Ukweli upo hapo .....huwa tunajiumiza kwa vitu visivyopaswa

 

[AshaDii]

Na hizi avatar hizi ndio killer zone kabisaaaa...Lol

Utamu wa chatting ambayo mara nyingi hupelekea flirting hasa kati ya wanaume na wanawake hadi kuwa na hamu kubwa (pengine hadi kujenga matamanio ya penzi) ni ile kwamba kila mmoja huwa na hisia based on imagination. Ukiwa mwanamke you imagine huyo mwanaume atakuwa handsome maybe kama Denzel Washington, only to find utadhani pacha wake Wassira.

Na yeye mwanaume akidhani huyo mwanamke kama Wema Sepetu only to find out kama vile pacha wake Bi Kidude, only yeye bb kidude tayari kazeka; ila dada ndio kwanza early 20s. Unadhani nini kinafuata hapo? La kwanza unachoka na kujisikia homa ghafla! Then inafuata hamu ya penzi limekufa hadi una wasi wasi kama litakaa lirudi tena! hahaha!

Wajanja kama alijuwa kuwa ni ngono anakutakia... Anakuwambia kabisa tukutane mahala fulani. Ukitangulia hapo kwa mbali anakuchek kupiga simu kuhakikisha kama ni wewe. Akiona haulipi hapo hapo anakupigia simu sorry nimepata dharula. Atachat siku mbili tatu, mwisho wa siku anakuambia mpenzi wangu kakuta message zetu naomba tukate mawasiliano... Unabaki una ng'a ng'aa macho...

Sad. Ila habari ndio hiyo...

 

[Vin Diesel]

Kama namuona huyo bimdada alivyokosa pozi....

 

[Nivea]

Hahahahah jamaa hajaridhika na package, achape lapa tu,mwambie aendelee kuchat huenda akaopoa mwingine lol mjini kazi jamen.....

hahahahaahah ciello nimecheka sana mie nikilivaa hili jukumu basi nacheka kwa sauti hapa lol its not too late to start afreash ah hahahahahahah sifanyagi biashara hizo mimi lolo kazi kwako Ciello wangu ambae network is still loading ahahahahahaahah i cant wear that shoes of bidada ningejifungia nijililie mie li how stupid iam ,ahahahahah lolila ashukuru mungu angeumizzwa huyu kama hakumpa kitumbua ajilalie mbele tuataaibishwa na hii hutokana nakuweka picha za photoshop kwenye mitandao lol

 

[Nivea]

The guy is playing a mind game ili the gal ajione inferior.
Siku anamtafuta ndio siku atalala nae pia,superb.

hahahah let men speak it with experience lol

 

[Zion Daughter]

Na hizi avatar hizi ndio killer zone kabisaaaa...Lol

Utamu wa chatting ambayo mara nyingi hupelekea flirting hasa kati ya wanaume na wanawake hadi kuwa na hamu kubwa (pengine hadi kujenga matamanio ya penzi) ni ile kwamba kila mmoja huwa na hisia based on imagination. Ukiwa mwanamke you imagine huyo mwanaume atakuwa handsome maybe kama Denzel Washington, only to find utadhani pacha wake Wassira.

Na yeye mwanaume akidhani huyo mwanamke kama Wema Sepetu only to find out kama vile pacha wake Bi Kidude, only yeye bb kidude tayari kazeka; ila dada ndio kwanza early 20s. Unadhani nini kinafuata hapo? La kwanza unachoka na kujisikia homa ghafla! Then inafuata hamu ya penzi limekufa hadi una wasi wasi kama litakaa lirudi tena! hahaha!

Wajanja kama alijuwa kuwa ni ngono anakutakia... Anakuwambia kabisa tukutane mahala fulani. Ukitangulia hapo kwa mbali anakuchek kupiga simu kuhakikisha kama ni wewe. Akiona haulipi hapo hapo anakupigia simu sorry nimepata dharula. Atachat siku mbili tatu, mwisho wa siku anakuambia mpenzi wangu kakuta message zetu naomba tukate mawasiliano... Unabaki una ng'a ng'aa macho...

Sad. Ila habari ndio hiyo...

Kwa maana hiyo ni bora first sight love kwa maana inaepusha mengi....Hiyo ya kuanzia online ni kama ile ya wazazi wetu zamani...Mwanaume anafanya kazi Dar na anatumiwa mke kwenye basi toka kijijini..afikie viwango au asikie ndo basi tena keshaozeshwa

 

[cacico]

mmmhhh!............ hebu nichape lapa hapa!

 

[Nivea]

Mwanaume hakuridhika...Lakn angekuwa mkweli tu kumwambia mwanamke achukue tyme zake ili asijipe mahope na kuumia bure... Kutoridhika inatokeaga pande zote zote kwa wanaume na wanawake japo lakn roho lazima iume...

dadad zion picture speak more than word at package not suitable for him lol ,tatizo wanawake hawapend ukweli mtu kajinyamazia wewe wamtafutia nini tena kakuheshimu sana he is not a play boy lol ,aendelee kumtafuta atamgonga na atamwacha vilevile lara 1 mshauri aende oficin kwake

 

[AshaDii]

ITS SUCH A CRUEL WORLD FOR WOMEN OUT THERE!!!!!!!!!

BTW nalijua hili at first hand... Absolutely right. Huwa nashangaa kaka/baba zangu wanavyo jishauwaga wengine kwa kuponda wanawake wazuri na wanaojipendezesha hasa kwa accessories. Wanacho ongea tofauti na wanachotaka in reality. Mwisho wa siku mwanamke mrembo na mzuri ana uhakika wa kupata mwanaume wa maana kuliko yule ambaye si mzuri wala si mrembo...

Tumewahi gusia hili in one of the topics... Nadhani WomanOfSubstance anakumbuka vema...

 

[Nivea]

nilishuhudia sana hiyo makitu ndio sababu unaona najichekea sana sana,lol jmaa kaunganishiwa demu kuja kukutana kila mtu anamkimbia mwenzake hahahahahaha hahahahahah nilicheka sana

 

[Zion Daughter]

dadad zion picture speak more than word at package not suitable for him lol ,tatizo wanawake hawapend ukweli mtu kajinyamazia wewe wamtafutia nini tena kakuheshimu sana he is not a play boy lol ,aendelee kumtafuta atamgonga na atamwacha vilevile lara 1 mshauri aende oficin kwake

Kwa hiyo bidada aendelee kulia tu mwenyewe akisaidia na lara??!!
Basi amshauri afute na namba zake kwa simu...siku nyingine akipata mwingine amtumie picha mapema kabla ya kukutana..Tena atume ile aliyopiga alipotoka kuamka kwa maana picha nazo hudanganyaga sana

 

[AshaDii]

Kwa maana hiyo ni bora first sight love kwa maana inaepusha mengi....Hiyo ya kuanzia online ni kama ile ya wazazi wetu zamani...Mwanaume anafanya kazi Dar na anatumiwa mke kwenye basi toka kijijini..afikie viwango au asikie ndo basi tena keshaozeshwa

ZD chances za ku happen kwa first dates hutegemeana na mvuto wa kila mmoja wa wahusika. Ni vizuri saana kujitambua mtu. Sio woote tumebahatika kuwa wazuri kwa namna ya kusema watu wote watakubali kuwa wewe ni mzuri ama una mvuto. Kujitambua kunasaidia kujiepushia such embarrassments...

Mara nyingi mtu wa kawaida (hasa mwanamke); kupata patner wa maana mara nyingi sana ina egemea na ni bora kwa kwa wale ambao wamemzunguka lakini sio kwa mtindo wa blind dates sababu mwisho wa siku kaka/baba zetu are blind to wanawake ambao sio warembo else awe kakuzoe hadi kujenga upendo juu yako.