Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[joto la jiwe]

Ni laana ya Kiaarabu kama ya kwenu.Si nyie tu mnalamba matako mwarabu hapo Dar is slum.Unakuta mzee mzima anafagia compound ya Mwarabu eti ako kazini.Bure Midanganyika hii

Hahahahaha, don't panic my brother, ni heri kufagia kwa mwarabu kuliko kupigwa risasi na Mungu wenu( Mzungu), kwasababu ya kuingiza mifugo katika ardhi yenu wanayoishikilia tangu Ukoloni

 

[Geza Ulole]

 

[tuusan]

Midanganyika ni vitu vya ajabu tu...kukuambia tu utuonyeshe mipango miji ya kwenu unaruka na kutoa suruali na mambo ya ajabu tu.Aliyewalaani alitupa ufunguo Indian Ocean

Kisumu is unplanned village



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[Geza Ulole]

 

[Walker255]

Ni laana ya Kiaarabu kama ya kwenu.Si nyie tu mnalamba matako mwarabu hapo Dar is slum.Unakuta mzee mzima anafagia compound ya Mwarabu eti ako kazini.Bure Midanganyika hii

Hahahahhahha ndio maana kuna tofauti kubwa kati yetu na nyie fisi. Utakuta mkenya kasimama barabarani na mabango akitafuta ajira lakini Tanzania sijawahi kuona hata siku moja. Hatustoop to that level. Akifagia uwanja, akiosha vyombo, akilisha nguruwe, ni kazi ya mtu na ni heri inamuingizia pesa za matumizi. We mbwa una kazi gani haswa? au 46% labor force ya kunya ambayo haiko employed huku wazungu na wahindi wakizishikilia ajira, nyie mnafaidika nini? fikiri kabla hujaongea mbwa koko wewe

 

[Depay]

Hahahahaha, don't panic my brother, ni heri kufagia kwa mwarabu kuliko kupigwa risasi na Mungu wenu( Mzungu), kwasababu ya kuingiza mifugo katika ardhi yenu wanayoishikilia tangu Ukoloni

Yes I expected such a reply from QA danganyikan now.Thank you

 

[Depay]

Hahahahhahha ndio maana kuna tofauti kubwa kati yetu na nyie fisi. Utakuta mkenya kasimama barabarani na mabango akitafuta ajira lakini Tanzania sijawahi kuona hata siku moja. Hatustoop to that level. Akifagia uwanja, akiosha vyombo, akilisha nguruwe, ni kazi ya mtu na ni heri inamuingizia pesa za matumizi. We mbwa una kazi gani haswa? au 46% labor force ya kunya ambayo haiko employed huku wazungu na wahindi wakizishikilia ajira, nyie mnafaidika nini? fikiri kabla hujaongea mbwa koko wewe

Wasted sperm.There is nothing absolutely nothing A heck of a danganyikan anezaniambia mimi.Are you even humans?

 

[joto la jiwe]

Yes I expected such a reply from QA danganyikan now.Thank you

What is QA?

 

[Walker255]

Mbwa amekuja kuona vile Mashetani wanavyotavuna Albino.wasted sperm kama wewe hata unaongea na binadamu ukifanya nini?

Tuwe mashetani, mapepo, majini, we don't give a damn! uvumilivu umekushinda umeona urudi kupigana, karibu tena hell, it's even hotter and darker this time. Your call!

 

[ichoboy01]

Watu wanatoka korea kujifunza alaf nyie kunguni munaleta dharau👇👇👇

 

[Walker255]

Wasted sperm.There is nothing absolutely nothing A heck of a danganyikan anezaniambia mimi.Are you even humans?

Hivi unajua hata maana ya wasted sperm au unaongea tu kwasabau ni neno la kiingerea ulilokariri?

 

[Depay]

Tuwe mashetani, mapepo, majini, we don't give a damn! uvumilivu umekushinda umeona urudi kupigana, karibu tena hell, it's even hotter and darker this time. Your call!

Tihihih...Midanganyikwa kafinywa sehemu nyeti…..Demons.

 

[Walker255]

Yes I expected such a reply from QA danganyikan now.Thank you

My million dollar question, wewe unafanya kazi gani? kama sio mlala hoi tu

 

[Depay]

Watu wanatoka korea kujifunza alaf nyie kunguni munaleta dharau👇👇👇

Midanganyika iko na akili gani ya kujifunza.Ujinga tu ya kutumia taxpayers money na kurudi when they are more foolish than they left.

 

[Walker255]

Tihihih...Midanganyikwa kafinywa sehemu nyeti…..Demons.

Sehemu nyeti ambazo huna! huna hata jinsia wewe ninavyoona. Unauliza swali unajibu kunya tu. Vepe? jibu maswali ninayokuuliza sio kujibu kama some brat

 

[ichoboy01]

Midanganyika iko na akili gani ya kujifunza.Ujinga tu ya kutumia taxpayers money na kurudi when they are more foolish than they left.

Punguza hasira alaf wivu wachiwa watoto wa kike umeskia😃😃😃😃

 

[ichoboy01]

Vidanganyika viko na Mishahara? Kitambo nilikuambia my salary can feed your clan and your Dog for 5 years. There is no argument there

Ahahahaha hebu kwanza nioneshe simu unayotumi screen shot utume hapa😆😆

 

[Walker255]

Midanganyika iko na akili gani ya kujifunza.Ujinga tu ya kutumia taxpayers money na kurudi when they are more foolish than they left.

Serikali yenu haina hata senti ya kujisimamia wenyewe. Hadi hela ya budget mnaomba msaada. Let our taxpayers pay for the projects and *** off

 

[Depay]

My million dollar question, wewe unafanya kazi gani? kama sio mlala hoi tu

Unafikiri a Kenyan is like a lazy danganyikan like you who is only waiting for supu ya Pweza ama chipsi mayai.Lazybones

 

[Depay]

Ahahahaha hebu kwanza nioneshe simu unayotumi screen shot utume hapa😆😆

Kawaida ya midanganyika akiwa ameishiwa kabisa.I love this drama.