Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

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Uko ndiko walikojaa wataalamu wakuongea kingereza
Keyboard warriors

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Nishida sana kaka yaani wanakomaa kupost estate tu hizo hizo miaka nenda rudi wakati ni chache kuliko wana wa nairobi

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Kenya ipi io unayoitajataja kila mara??? baki huko huko Kinondoni

Unamkataa ndugu yako......kweli umelaanika

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Nyoko tu wewe
Mada nitachangia kama kawa ikikuuma unywe sumu ufe

Unaifananisha nairobi na tandale?

Na kuanzia sasa hivi sikuquote tena maana unatafuta kiki kupitia mm

Hunipati ng,ooooo

Na uache kuifananisha nairobi na vitu vya kijinga




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Punga unamaneno......nasikia unaitwa choko rayyoung

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Naona umejinyakia zwazwa lako buda

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Nyinyi mnaishi wapi? post your neighbourhoods

Mimi naishi manzese picha tiyari unazo na unazijua......

#joke tym

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For Sure!


madhaifu gani hayo yapo Nairobi, dar hakuna. slums in Nairobi ni 5% pekee, ukilinganisha na dar, 92%.
hapa sijaona battle ya maana zaidi ya battle ya Kibera v/s dar nzima.
zidi kujipa matumaini

btw, Nairobi Metro ni 32,000kmsq

Mfa maji haishiwi kutapatapa endelea kutapatapa

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naona umamua ku edit post ya mkorinto na kuiwekea maneno yako.

alichokiandika hiki hapa
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kama utapata shida kuelewa kiswahili, niite nije nikutafsirie kwa kingereza.

Huyo ni chizi hana kazi yakufanya

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Earlier this year si Early this year. Lemme correct your arse. Lakini sexual orientation ni something personal man. That is their life na kama they are happy with it, let them

Tunawasiwasi nawewe .....usije ukawa kama huyo mkenya mwenzako

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Huyo shoga apigwe bun aiseee

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Hiyo imetulia sana

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nimegundua wanaume wa kikenya washarizika na hali ya ushoga.

kwao ushoga umeshakuwa jambo la kawaida.

Ndiyo maana wanapata kipigo kutoka kwa wake zako

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Hatari

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[Papi Chulo]

Yeah you are right but it is because i dont tire in helping a friend in need! furthermore telling you to improve in your vocabulary isn't something bad!...in reality I dont speak swakhili because i am poor in it and if i attempt to explain myself using what i dont know,guess what i am fucked up!..but at least i understand what you are writing that is why i am responding..so please stick to what you know and understand because if someone does speaks broken English at least he knows another language use that to avoid depression and jealousy.

"if someone does speaks broken English"
hey mr kenyan-englishman hii kiingereza ya wapi??ya kayole au?

 

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Wewe bongolala wacha ujinga....hapo Dar slum si mnakunya kila kona kwa sababu ya ukosefu Wa vyoo

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Pointless

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Ni fasta fasta

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kwa hiyo kuunga mkono ushoga ni future century?...

Huyo naye atakuwa ni punga

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kila mtu akae kwao .....wa darislum wabakie huko kwao na sisi tubaki nairobi yetu.....case solved.

Tiyari Ushachanganyikiwa....milembe inakuhusu

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.....and are you aware at independence Tanzania's economy was equal to Kenya's? The whites also gave you a very good foundation but now can you compare yourselves to Kenya, leave alone S. Korea?

Why compare ourselves to a county that thousands die of hunger on monthly bases,
Kenya ni nchi ya Ulimwengu wa tatu, watu mnatoa mafunza miguuni.


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Hahahah man, you serious? In the 21st century? But you live like a savage. So nakuelewa

Someone from a primitive society like Kenya talking of 21century, Huko kwenu mna mambo ya hivyo, laana inawatafuna ndio maana kutwa mnatom.ba ng'ombe na mbwa na Mbuzi,
Let me be primitive kuliko kuniletea habari za ushoga.
Tena huo ushoga wenu uishie huko huko Kenya maana huku u may end upo in Jail kama utabainika unajihusisha au unasapoti mambo za upunga

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Hahahah man, you serious? In the 21st century? But you live like a savage. So nakuelewa

Wewe ni shoga? I guess wewe ni Punga.


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