Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Lewis254]

nashangaa inakuwaje wakenya wanaendelea ku-comment kwenye thread hii ilhali kila saa wanamuomba moderator afunge thread. smh.

juu muko na utoto mob sana.
i normally come here when am bored and want to urinate on your heads.

 

[BlietzKrieg]

sorry kenyans, this is not the tanzania of 80s or 90s your secondary/primary school teachers used to teach about in history subject.

things have changed, we are living life. View attachment 834058View attachment 834060View attachment 834061View attachment 834062View attachment 834064View attachment 834065View attachment 834066View attachment 834067View attachment 834079View attachment 834081View attachment 834082View attachment 834084View attachment 834087

Hizi ni za Nani?

 

[asvptx]

sorry kenyans, this is not the tanzania of 80s or 90s your secondary/primary school teachers used to teach about in history subject.

things have changed, we are living life. View attachment 834058View attachment 834060View attachment 834061View attachment 834062View attachment 834064View attachment 834065View attachment 834066View attachment 834067View attachment 834079View attachment 834081View attachment 834082View attachment 834084View attachment 834087

Huu ni Ushamba gani jameni?

 

[asvptx]

nashangaa inakuwaje wakenya wanaendelea ku-comment kwenye thread hii ilhali kila saa wanamuomba moderator afunge thread. smh.

Mlikataa kuufunga. Siku zote waKenya hapa ni FREE COMEDY TUU. Hakuna haja ya NETFLIX

 

[tuusan]

i normally use jambojet or kq to kisumu omera......ama sgr kwenda mombasa....story ya bus stops sikumbuki
we have a vibrant taxi industry too.....little cab and uber.....just go to app and the bustop is at your doorstep.

juu muko na utoto mob sana.
i normally come here when am bored and want to urinate on your heads.

😵

 

[Lewis254]

watanzania wako nyuma kweli...

 

[asvptx]

dah eti how the **** are we comparing the buses??? niggah what ??? hiv mngekuwa na buses mngekaa hiv hiv bila kurusha mabus yenu humu ndani? kweli leo mmesurrender!!
pia bahati nzuri mabasi yote yaliyopostiwa humu tunamiliki sis watanzania ... nimecheka sana hii comment yako 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hahaha mabasi tulishasema ni vitu vya kitoto kuleta hapa. Hata hamna AIBU? MABASI? BUSES? Nyingi ambazo zinatoka Kenya?

UTOTO! USHAMBA na USHENZI

MABASI?


BUSES?

 

[El Matador]

follow miss trudy vlogs

 

[kadoda11]

i normally use jambojet or kq to kisumu omera......ama sgr kwenda mombasa....story ya bus stops sikumbuki
we have a vibrant taxi industry too.....little cab and uber.....just go to app and the bustop is at your doorstep.

wakenya mna ujinga sana wa kupenda kujikweza wakati wengi wenu ni maskini wa kutupwa hoehae.

nimeishi kenya hivyo huna la kunidanganya kuhusu masuala ya usafiri especially usafiri wa public.

wekenya wengi wa western(jaruo, kisii and luhya) mnapoenda makwenu huwa mnatumia usafiri wa bus na bus ambazo huwa mnapenda kuzitumia ni easy coach. nimependa sana haya mabasi nikiwa naenda kisii.

 

[kadoda11]

juu muko na utoto mob sana.
i normally come here when am bored and want to urinate on your heads.

Hizi ni za Nani?

Huu ni Ushamba gani jameni?

Mlikataa kuufunga. Siku zote waKenya hapa ni FREE COMEDY TUU. Hakuna haja ya NETFLIX

watanzania wako nyuma kweli...

hii thread hamuwezi kuikwepa, imewashika sehemu mbaya sana mwilini na bila shaka itakuwa imewashika makalioni that's why mnaladhimika kukoment cos you can't resist to stay away from it.

mtajibeba wallah...since january 2017 thread bado ipo on fire.

 

[Depay]

Hahaha mabasi tulishasema ni vitu vya kitoto kuleta hapa. Hata hamna AIBU? MABASI? BUSES? Nyingi ambazo zinatoka Kenya?

UTOTO! USHAMBA na USHENZI

MABASI?


BUSES?

Sasa Acha waje na Masufuria wanayoyatumia majumbani. Ghaaa I say

 

[asvptx]

hii thread hamuwezi kuikwepa, imewashika sehemu mbaya sana mwilini na bila shaka itakuwa imewashika makalioni that's why mnaladhimika kukoment cos you can't resist to stay away from it.

mtajibeba wallah...since january 2017 thread bado ipo on fire.

Hahaha you guys are NOTHING to us. Yaani hatuwezi kosa USINGIZI juu yenu. Hapa tuko tu kwa sababu ya quorum.

Hapa free comedy tuu. Kuona jinsi waTZ ni washamba, wajinga, wazembe and how primitive you are. Yaani hata hakuna haja ya NETFLIX au HULU. Hapa tunapata vichekesho vya bure.

Nyinyi ni kama mchwa kwenye matako ya ndovu

 

[kadoda11]

Hahaha you guys are NOTHING to us. Yaani hatuwezi kosa USINGIZI juu yenu. Hapa tuko tu kwa sababu ya quorum.

Hapa free comedy tuu. Kuona jinsi waTZ ni washamba, wajinga, wazembe and how primitive you are. Yaani hata hakuna haja ya NETFLIX au HULU. Hapa tunapata vichekesho vya bure.

Nyinyi ni kama mchwa kwenye matako ya ndovu

si muache kukoment basi...kila siku mnamuomba mod afunge thread...halafu mkiona thread ina trend mnarudi kukoment. wajinga sana nyinyi.

 

[El Matador]

lusematic ndio huyo manzi wa nai

 

[asvptx]

si muache kukoment basi...kila siku mnamuomba mod afunge thread...halafu mkiona thread ina trend mnarudi kukoment. wajinga sana nyinyi.

Tafuta dictionary uelewe maana ya QUORUM

 

[asvptx]

WaTZ watu washamba, wajinga kiakili, PRIMITIVE and very BACKWARD

AIBU ni jina yenu ya pili

Khaa! Mtatumaliza na ucheshi

 

[El Matador]

Hahaha you guys are NOTHING to us. Yaani hatuwezi kosa USINGIZI juu yenu. Hapa tuko tu kwa sababu ya quorum.

Hapa free comedy tuu. Kuona jinsi waTZ ni washamba, wajinga, wazembe and how primitive you are. Yaani hata hakuna haja ya NETFLIX au HULU. Hapa tunapata vichekesho vya bure.

Nyinyi ni kama mchwa kwenye matako ya ndovu

this is a good chill out place when i need free comedy

 

[asvptx]

this is a good chill out place when i need free comedy

Right? That's why Kenyans don't even bother opening up accounts. They laugh from behind the scenes. Funny thing is how these Tanzanians don't seem to get just how embarrassing they are to themselves. They go on and on.. and they think they are doing themselves justice

You dont need Netflix, Hulu or DSTV subscriptions when you can have free comedy right here

 

[kadoda11]

lusematic ndio huyo manzi wa nai

Tafuta dictionary uelewe maana ya QUORUM

WaTZ watu washamba, wajinga kiakili, PRIMITIVE and very BACKWARD

AIBU ni jina yenu ya pili

Khaa! Mtatumaliza na ucheshi

this is a good chill out place when i need free comedy

 

[asvptx]

Jitombe kisha ulale. Itasaidia kupunguza presha