Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[kadoda11]

We like western foods more mate, pizza and shit. Biriani ni ya wasee wa ocha, nahuko Kilifi na Lamu

jinga sana wewe... ndio maana wanaume wa kikenya mnaolewa na wanaume wa kizungu.

 

[kadoda11]

kadoda showed us some packed biryani for the fast breaking lol...
...kama ni food in East Africa I think Uganda puts all of us to shame....and I really enjoyed Ugandan food and their people....they are the only east Africans that atleast understand Kenyans and we get along quite easily.....not like our southern neighbours who wish us doom and gloom all day and night

hilo povu lako wala halinipi stress.

 

[ichoboy01]

BRT ama hizo tower tatu?

vyote kwa pamoja 😀😀😀😀 jamaa alijua miami newyork kumbe dar

 

[joto la jiwe]

jinga sana wewe... ndio maana wanaume wa kikenya mnaolewa na wanaume wa kizungu.

Aliposema wanapenda western food alimaanisha dushelele za wazungu, kwasababu wanapenda sana kushikishwa ukuta na wazungu hao

 

[Chamoto]

Ok. Miaka ngapi kwani? imekuwa ikiendelea tangu tuzaliwe. Si karne itaisha. kule Dodoma kuna ikulu ama kuna nini?

Ni kweli huko nyuma hakukuwa na utayari wa kuhama ila sasa Mh. Rais Magufuli amesema atahamia mwishoni mwa mwaka huu.

 

[kifusi boy]

Huu ujinga sasa kufananisha Dodoma na Wajir....

Na sijui kwanini mlimjibu huyo jamaa...

Mtu kama huyo ni kumnyamazia tuu, eti Wajir vs Dodoma... aaghh

Dodoma hii hii ambayo itakua na two airports, ukiacha ile Dodoma Airport kwa sasa ile Msalato Int. Airport ipo on process pia...

Dodoma ambayo inajengwa State House na JPM anaamia before the end of this year....

Dodoma ambayo ina Jengo la bunge kubwa kuliko yote Africa...

Heb tuweni serious kwanza sometimes.....

 

[ichoboy01]

kitu dar tanga

 

[mulisaaa]

Haya leta hio wajir tuone 😀😀😀
Changamka sasa

Hii ndio wajir😀😀😀 hehehehe
Sijapata ona uchafu kama huu
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Huyu mzee wa YouTube huwa simueli kabisa. It seems ana stress za unemployment

 

[mulisaaa]

Malindi ni upuuzi gani??? Hvi wewe umeisahau zanzibar unakumbuka ulivoingia jamii forum mara ya kwanza ulikutana na nn na ukazungumza nn hahahhaah ama kweli wakenya munakazi kweli kweli😀😀😀😀

Narudia hakuna mji wowotw east and central africa unaeza kaa meza moja na zanzibar kwenye hotels na kama yupo anaeibisha niko tayar kuanza nae

Jamaa aliingia humu na mbwembwe za YouTube. Tulimwambia lazima atulize mshono

 

[High Def]

Big data made easy. Numbers dont lie

Kenya
Roadways total: 161,452 km
paved: 14,420 km (8,500 km highways, 1,872 urban roads, and 4,048 rural roads)
unpaved: 147,032 km (2017)

Tanzania
total: 86,472 km
paved: 7,092 km
unpaved: 79,380 km (2017)

National air transport system
Kenya
Number of registered air carriers: 16
Inventory of registered aircraft operated by air carriers: 106
Annual passenger traffic on registered air carriers: 4,874,590
Annual freight traffic on registered air carriers: 286,414,683 mt-km

Tanzania
Number of registered air carriers: 5
Inventory of registered aircraft operated by air carriers: 17
Annual passenger traffic on registered air carriers: 1,239,707
Annual freight traffic on registered air carriers: 2,337,440 mt-km

Population growth rate

Kenya: 1.69% Tanzania: 2.75%

Rural Sanitation Facility access improved:
Kenya
29.7% of population

Tanzania
8.3% of population

Net migration rate
Kenya
-0.2 migrant(s)/1,000

Tanzania
-0.5 migrant(s)/1,000

Hawa watanzania wanaenda wapi? Tanzanians are leaving Tanzania more than Kenyans are leaving Kenya. Most likely mnakuja Kenya

Children under the age of 5 years underweight
Kenya: 11% (2014)

Tanzania: 13.7% (2015)

Na bado mnaimba wakenya njaa na biryani 😡

Physicians/Doctors density
Kenya
0.2 physicians/1,000 population
Tanzania
0.03 physicians/1,000 population

Hospital Beds
Kenya
1.4 beds/1,000 population
Tanzania
0.7 beds/1,000 population

Dependency ratios
Kenya
total dependency ratio: 78.3
youth dependency ratio: 73.7
elderly dependency ratio: 4.6

Tanzania
total dependency ratio: 93.4
youth dependency ratio: 87.4
elderly dependency ratio: 6

Budget
Kenya
revenues: $15.37 billion
expenditures: $20.18 billion (2017 est.)

Tanzania
revenues: $7.872 billion
expenditures: $9.271 billion (2017 est.)

Foreign Reserves
Kenya $7.592 billion
Tanzania $4.174 billion

Stock of domestic credit (yaani total value of local currency in banks, which then circulates the economy)

Kenya: $36.59 billion (31 December 2017 est.)
Tanzania: $9.77 billion (31 December 2017 est.)

Stock of narrow money (money held by central bank)
Kenya: $13.03 billion (31 December 2017 est.)
Tanzania: $4.869 billion (31 December 2017 est.)

Stock of broad money (most comprehensive measure of money supply)
Kenya: $29.29 billion (31 December 2017 est.)
Tanzania: $8.291 billion (31 December 2017 est.)

Electricity production
Kenya: 9.548 billion kWh
Tanzania: 6.025 billion kWh

Electricity consumption
Kenya: 7.666 billion kWh
Tanzania: 4.976 billion kWh

Electricity exports
Kenya: 45 million kWh (To UG and TZ)
Tanzania: 0 kWh (To no one)

Internet users
Kenya
total: 12,165,597
percent of population: 26.0%

Tanzania
total: 6,822,754
percent of population: 13.0%

Broadcast media
Kenya
About a half-dozen large-scale privately owned media companies with TV and radio stations, as well as a state-owned TV broadcaster, provide service nationwide; satellite and cable TV subscription services available; state-owned radio broadcaster operates 2 national radio channels and provides regional and local radio services in multiple languages; many private radio stations broadcast on a national level along with over 100 private and non-profit provincial stations broadcasting in local languages; transmissions of several international broadcasters available.

Tanzania
A state-owned TV station and multiple privately owned TV stations; state-owned national radio station supplemented by more than 40 privately owned radio stations; transmissions of several international broadcasters are available.

 

[mulisaaa]

Huu ujinga sasa kufananisha Dodoma na Wajir....

Na sijui kwanini mlimjibu huyo jamaa...

Mtu kama huyo ni kumnyamazia tuu, eti Wajir vs Dodoma... aaghh

Dodoma hii hii ambayo itakua na two airports, ukiacha ile Dodoma Airport kwa sasa ile Msalato Int. Airport ipo on process pia...

Dodoma ambayo inajengwa State House na JPM anaamia before the end of this year....

Dodoma ambayo ina Jengo la bunge kubwa kuliko yote Africa...

Heb tuweni serious kwanza sometimes.....

Huyu El Matodor naisi anaishi ushago. Tena ushago wa mbali na Nairobi. Huwa awezi ongelea Nairobi. Ana vimiji vyake vya ajabu ajabu. Sijui Mombisi, Kasimu, Milindi huwa sijui anayokota wapi. Sisi thread inasema Nairobi vs Dar.

 

[kadoda11]

vyuma chakavu au kwa jina lingine takataka vikiwa katika ubora wake.
povu ruksa.

 

[COLLOH-MZII RELOADED]

viva tanzania.. View attachment 718507

Album launched in kenya inorder to make it global..jamaa hadi sai ako kenya hataki tz

 

[COLLOH-MZII RELOADED]

COLLOH-MZII RELOADED IamLee mwaswast LightYagami bongoooo😀😀😀😀 raha sana
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raha nikuendesha starlet?

 

[ichoboy01]

Chasing wild cats in Tanzania

 

[ichoboy01]

raha nikuendesha starlet?

Uhahaah mwenzako alisema probox wewe umesema starlet 😀😀😀😀😀
kadoda jionee mapovu makubwa

 

[COLLOH-MZII RELOADED]

Diamond is after money you fool, Anataka Ateke Akili zote za KENYA apige Pesa kiulaini... Lupita mwenyewe sio MKENYA amewakana juzi kwenye Oscar awards, She was born in Mexico with Kenyan parents sijui hata mtajificha kwa nani..

diamond hates his own country

 

[kadoda11]

Album launched in kenya inorder to make it global..jamaa hadi sai ako kenya hataki tz

kolo mwizi hata sijui nikusaidieje.

show me any latest album from a kenyan that holds number one position on i tune in a foreign country.
viva tanzania View attachment 718384View attachment 718385View attachment 718386

 

[mulisaaa]

Lol.......the reality
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Unatuletea maoni yahumu JF??

 

[kadoda11]

Uhahaah mwenzako alisema probox wewe umesema starlet 😀😀😀😀😀
kadoda jionee mapovu makubwa

hahahaha... vilaza hao.