Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargass]

Wengine bado wanashangilia MoU😂😂


View: https://x.com/i/status/2086020723030516143

 

[President of China]

here is a recap for context.
1. Ruto proposed and supported a refinery in Tanga

Hii inaitwa kujipendekeza. Hatujawahi kufanya kikao na kutaka ushirika na Kenya. Ruto alikemewa aache kihere here.

2. You guys mocked him in your own parliament

Hayo ni yake, sisi tunafanya yetu. Nyie wakenya ni majirani tu, but hatuna ushirika na nyie

3. Dangote petered Lamu over deep natural port and the aggressiveness of Kenya

Hakuna aliyemzuia Dangote kuwekeza Kenya. Sisi na Uganda tumeamua kuwekeza na Vitol. So kila mtu afanye yake

4. Tanzania quickly realized they messed up and tried to win Dangote over again by proposing tanga.

Nadhani hiyo namba 1 inakujibu wewe. Kama hujui tangu May 27, 2013, Dangote alishajenga kiwanda kikubwa sana hapa Tanzania. So Dangote siyo mgeni kwentu

5. Dangote smelled bs, insisted on Lamu. Ruto assigns Prof Kindiki to make it happen asap

Hayo ni yenu hayatuhusu.

6. In desperation Tanzania runs to Uganda for a joint mini refinery in tanga, landing a $20b vitol deal

Refinery is part of EACOP, labda wewe tu ulikuwa hujui. Au tukupatie documents uzisome?

Here is my prediction of what's gonna happen;
Lamu will take off within the year, with a mega 700Bpd facility, dwarfing anything in East Africa,
Tz Ug might reconsider channeling resources elsewhere because when will the investment ever break even with billions which the investor seeks to recover and profit out of..

Wanaofanya prediction hizo ni waganga wa kienyeji na waabudu mashetani pekee

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Hii inaitwa kujipendekeza. Hatujawahi kufanya kikao na kutaka ushirika na Kenya. Ruto alikemewa aache kihere here.

Hayo ni yake, sisi tunafanya yetu. Nyie wakenya ni majirani tu, but hatuna ushirika na nyie

Hakuna aliyemzuia Dangote kuwekeza Kenya. Sisi na Uganda tumeamua kuwekeza na Vitol. So kila mtu afanye yake

Nadhani hiyo namba 1 inakujibu wewe. Kama hujui tangu May 27, 2013, Dangote alishajenga kiwanda kikubwa sana hapa Tanzania. So Dangote siyo mgeni kwentu

Hayo ni yenu hayatuhusu.


Refinery is part of EACOP, labda wewe tu ulikuwa hujui. Au tukupatie documents uzisome?


Wanaofanya prediction hizo ni waganga wa kienyeji na waabudu mashetani pekee

Yaani haya manyang'au yameumia kwelikweli kusikia Tanga nako kutajengwa refinery, ha ha ha🤣😂

 

[nairobae]

naskia mmempa 30 years tax holiday na Lamu coal deposits! Desperation yenyu ni ya ajabu!

Wewe endelea kuskia, ulifungua hadi thread hapa Jamii Forum ya kujaribu kushawishi evaluators wa Dangote wachague Tanga na bado wakakataa. Woiiiii aibu. 😂 😂 😂

 

[President of China]

Wewe endelea kuskia, ulifungua hadi thread hapa Jamii Forum ya kujaribu kushawishi evaluators wa Dangote wachague Tanga na bado wakakataa. Woiiiii aibu. 😂 😂 😂

Kila mtu ashinde mechi zake.

 

[nairobae]

Kila mtu ashinde mechi zake.

Wewe hama kwa mamako kwanza ndio uanze kuongelea National issues.

 

[stakehigh]

Wewe hama kwa mamako kwanza ndio uanze kuongelea National issues.

itakua ushachanganyikiwa

 

[stakehigh]

Wengine bado wanashangilia MoU😂😂


View: https://x.com/i/status/2086020723030516143

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[President of China]

Wewe hama kwa mamako kwanza ndio uanze kuongelea National issues.

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Umeamua sasa kuwa mchambaji.

 

[nairobae]

Which major sport are bongolalalas champions of Africa? Wanjua tu Yanga na Simba, who have never won a continental title.


View: https://x.com/CarolRadull/status/2086070213099827604?s=20

 

[nairobae]

itakua ushachanganyikiwa

Wewe huwezi niambia kitu na unabishania choo na mamako.

 

[stakehigh]

Which major sport are bongolalalas champions of Africa? Wanjua tu Yanga na Simba, who have never won a continental title.


View: https://x.com/CarolRadull/status/2086070213099827604?s=20

zingine sio sports znaitwa bananza, in sports(football) the last time you were in the continental race, you exited with 0 points, 0 goals

 

[stakehigh]

Wewe huwezi niambia kitu na unabishania choo na mamako.

pole sana we understand the pain your going through

 

[stakehigh]

Tanga refinery gani Mr. Methuselah? Hakuna refinery inajengwa Tanga.😂😂🤣

Read these words from dangote

After that this is what happend next

View: https://www.tiktok.com/@thepresidencyug/video/7640931175938411784


However things didnt go as planned, we can offically tell you the Dangote dream is officially dead

 

[nairobae]

pole sana we understand the pain your going through

Unawachia mamako nywele kwa sabuni na kila siku uko hapa wasting time ukipost upuzi.

 

[nairobae]

Read these words from dangote

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After that this is what happend next

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However things didnt go as planned, we can offically tell you the Dangote dream is officially dead

Ndio maana unakaa kwa mamako, akili yako imejaa utoto. Unadhani dreams za Dangote nikama zako wewe mwenye unalishwa na mamako.

 

[stakehigh]

Unawachia mamako nywele kwa sabuni na kila siku uko hapa wasting time ukipost upuzi.

take time uheal mapema because bado hujaliai vizuri

 

[stakehigh]

Ndio maana unakaa kwa mamako, akili yako imejaa utoto. Unadhani dreams za Dangote nikama zako wewe mwenye unalishwa na mamako.

sasa ndo unataka kulia 😂 😂 , si huyu apa dangote mwenyewe

View: https://www.tiktok.com/@thepresidencyug/video/7640931175938411784

unless kama ni ile project ya kurefine nyash zenu apo sawa tutamuunga mkono

 

[nairobae]

take time uheal mapema because bado hujaliai vizuri

Nitaheal ile siku utawacha kujazia mamako choo.

 

[stakehigh]

Unawachia mamako nywele kwa sabuni na kila siku uko hapa wasting time ukipost upuzi.

capito of nn tena mlikua mnasema 😂😂, na hapa ni westlands uko anapokaa Teargass sjui kutakua na hali gan