Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Ulimwengu huu wakenya tayari walishasanda. Huwezi ukawaona tena wanaongelea issue ya usafiri
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pale unapo-compares health center in Ukunduni n dispensary in Tanzania not knowing a health center is a category above dispensary!

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Okay.
So what you're saying is that our health centers (which make up 30% of all facilities), are a category above your Dispensaries/Zahanati (Which make up 83% of your facilities).

Sometimes I have to pinch and remind myself I'm not losing my mind. 😂😂
 
Uwanja huu wakenya hawapendi haya yatokee Tanzania
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From my friends' circle, I know of several Tanzanians who studied in Kenya. One from a political family you definitely know but I won't name.

I've never heard of Kenyans who went to bongolala for studies. Unless it's those border people for convenience reasons.

Give it to you, of late, Bongolala has started having a few 'international' schools... But the sheer quantity you'll find in Kenya. The prestige that comes with 50+ years of academic history, the lush gardens, mature trees.. etc.. You can build a 'hAvaRd', but you can never be Havard.

Bongolala wewe. Academic dwarf.
Who is still excited by school buses in the year of our lord 2026? 😂😂
 

Improve your madafu spending power first before you speak on matters of grown ups.
Why are investors still attracted to Kenya and not bongolala, despite our 'hurdles'.

1. Spending power.
2. Institutions that work. Especially judiciary, because multi-nationals know they'll need it at some point.

Both are missing in Bongolalaland.
 
Chuma zote zinazoingia sasa hivi ni full AC na zinatumia gas power. AC ni kali kinoma hata bus ikiwa full unaipata vizuri sana. Mtu unatoka kwenye ndege full AC unaingia kwenye train full AC unaingia kwenye bus full AC mpaka hotelini. Zis is Bongo mambo ni 🔥🔥🔥
eti Teargass na nyie naskia mnapiga AC sku izi
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From my friends' circle, I know of several Tanzanians who studied in Kenya. One from a political family you definitely know but I won't name.

I've never heard of Kenyans who went to bongolala for studies. Unless it's those border people for convenience reasons.

Give it to you, of late, Bongolala has started having a few 'international' schools... But the sheer quantity you'll find in Kenya. The prestige that comes with 50+ years of academic history, the lush gardens, mature trees.. etc.. You can build a 'hAvaRd', but you can never be Havard.

Bongolala wewe. Academic dwarf.
Who is still excited by school buses in the year of our lord 2026? 😂😂
Mkunya always smelling MAVI.

You can't know everything.



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