Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargass]

Sasa kumbe akili unayo alafu unaleta ufala, how does kenya grow the most and it has less growth rate since early 2000? Yaani Rwanda atoke 80b aende 100b alafu wewe utoke 130 kwenda 135 alafu useme you have grown then most? we fala ni umaskini unakusumbua ama

Are you aware that in 2000 Tanzania had a bigger GDP than Kenya? Currently Kenya's GDP is twice that of Tanzania. Does that mean that Kenya is not developing while Tanzania develops faster?🤣🤣🤣.

 

[Geza Ulole]

You still don’t get my point … yes Kikwete played a major role in squashing the post election skirmishes ( we appreciate him ) but nowhere in Kenya he was being praised like a king .. ( ati Ruto tunakupenda sana .tunapenda bibi yako sana.. )… 🤣🤣🤣

Una kingine cha kuongea?

 

[President of China]

Tanzania huwa tunakaa meza moja na UK, USA UAE

 

[Teargass]

Near completion vp sasa? Kwan hamna Goal Line Tech? VAR au Teargass alikua anatoa wap zile pumba?

View: https://x.com/Kenyans/status/2051976457186893860?s=20

Unataka goal technology iwekwe juu ya paa?

 

[President of China]

Are you aware that in 2000 Tanzania had a bigger GDP than Kenya? Currently Kenya's GDP is twice that of Tanzania. Does that mean that Kenya is not developing while Tanzania develops faster?🤣🤣🤣.

Baada ya kuandika haya, tueleze umekula?

 

[Teargass]

keep cheering ur sorry ass!

Our sorry ass is by far better than your LDC country.

 

[Teargass]

😆😆😆utafanya jamaa awe Traveler E sasa .. ( mark my words, he will change his name again soon )

Anakuambia that Tanzania is doing well on ground yet they only have 15,000km of paved roads while Kenya have 25,000km😂🤣🤣🤣😂.

Alafu nikimuita baboon anakasirika😂😂🤣

 

[President of China]

Yeah, mamako.

Kila mtu anajua wakenya hamuwezi kula balanced diet. Mnakula mlo mmoja kwa siku

 

[Teargass]

Leteni pesa😂😂🤣👇👇

 

[Teargass]

Kila mtu anajua wakenya hamuwezi kula balanced diet. Mnakula mlo mmoja kwa siku

Kula mihogo ndio balance diet?😂😂🤣

 

[Teargass]

Disposable income. Saa hii watanzania wakiraka kununua original Nike kits Lazima wakuje Nairobi 😂😂


View: https://x.com/i/status/2052000379760476488

 

[President of China]

Leteni pesa😂😂🤣👇👇

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Maandishi ya kuchonga kwa msumeno na dupa hayo 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Kila mtu anajua. Hapo chini original Words yameandikwa Sweden.

 

[President of China]

Kula mihogo ndio balance diet?😂😂🤣

Mtu mwenye akili hawezi kumbishia mtanzania kuhusu chakula.

 

[Teargass]

Mtu mwenye akili hawezi kumbishia mtanzania kuhusu chakula.

Mihogo ama?😂😂

 

[President of China]

Mihogo ama?😂😂

Watu wote wanajua wakenya zaidi ya 100,000 kila mwaka wanakufa kwa kukosa chakula

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DX9qqKmESAy/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

MY TAKE
The whole of Ukunduni prides itself of Ruto‘s achievement i.e. giving speech in the parliament of Tanzania.

Yani unafwata yeye mpaka kwa bedroom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣… ..

 

[Traveller D]

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President of Zambia 2022
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Kijamaa kinajipa umuhimu. 😂😂😂 kinalazimisha balaa.

 

[Traveller D]

Anakuambia that Tanzania is doing well on ground yet they only have 15,000km of paved roads while Kenya have 25,000km😂🤣🤣🤣😂.

Alafu nikimuita baboon anakasirika😂😂🤣

Mtu mpumbavu kama wewe wala huniumizi kichwa kwasababu nakuona taahira tu mmoja.

 

[Geza Ulole]

hii ni maaajabu

View: https://x.com/TheCitizenTz/status/2051940351405936736?s=20

SCB does more business with Tanzania and Uganda than with Kenya!

 

[President of China]

Kijamaa kinajipa umuhimu. 😂😂😂 kinalazimisha balaa.

Eti mtanzania ajichetue kwa mkenya, kwa lipi? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Umuhimu wanao kwenye akili zao tu. But Tanzanians do not take them serious, tunawaona wakenya wote kama comedians