Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Teargass]

Leteni pesa😂😂🤣👇👇

 

[Teargass]

Kila mtu anajua wakenya hamuwezi kula balanced diet. Mnakula mlo mmoja kwa siku

Kula mihogo ndio balance diet?😂😂🤣

 

[Teargass]

Disposable income. Saa hii watanzania wakiraka kununua original Nike kits Lazima wakuje Nairobi 😂😂


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[President of China]

Leteni pesa😂😂🤣👇👇

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Maandishi ya kuchonga kwa msumeno na dupa hayo 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Kila mtu anajua. Hapo chini original Words yameandikwa Sweden.

 

[President of China]

Kula mihogo ndio balance diet?😂😂🤣

Mtu mwenye akili hawezi kumbishia mtanzania kuhusu chakula.

 

[Teargass]

Mtu mwenye akili hawezi kumbishia mtanzania kuhusu chakula.

Mihogo ama?😂😂

 

[President of China]

Mihogo ama?😂😂

Watu wote wanajua wakenya zaidi ya 100,000 kila mwaka wanakufa kwa kukosa chakula

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

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MY TAKE
The whole of Ukunduni prides itself of Ruto‘s achievement i.e. giving speech in the parliament of Tanzania.

Yani unafwata yeye mpaka kwa bedroom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣… ..

 

[Traveller D]

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President of Zambia 2022
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Kijamaa kinajipa umuhimu. 😂😂😂 kinalazimisha balaa.

 

[Traveller D]

Anakuambia that Tanzania is doing well on ground yet they only have 15,000km of paved roads while Kenya have 25,000km😂🤣🤣🤣😂.

Alafu nikimuita baboon anakasirika😂😂🤣

Mtu mpumbavu kama wewe wala huniumizi kichwa kwasababu nakuona taahira tu mmoja.

 

[Geza Ulole]

hii ni maaajabu

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SCB does more business with Tanzania and Uganda than with Kenya!

 

[President of China]

Kijamaa kinajipa umuhimu. 😂😂😂 kinalazimisha balaa.

Eti mtanzania ajichetue kwa mkenya, kwa lipi? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Umuhimu wanao kwenye akili zao tu. But Tanzanians do not take them serious, tunawaona wakenya wote kama comedians

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Nothing is too important in Kenya, we know Kenya inside and out. Nenda kawadanganye Nigeria

You make such a bold declaration while sipping Kahawa Chungu hapo Tandale … suit yourself kilaza !

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Una kingine cha kuongea?

Nah!.. I will keep milking this cow till the fat lady sings …🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

You make such a bold declaration while sipping Kahawa Chungu hapo Tandale … suit yourself kilaza !

Don't think that when you have a difficult life, everyone is like you.

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Mimi ninachojaribu kukufundisha tu na wengine idiots kama wewe. Hapa Tanzania tunawachukulia wakenya kama wezi, watu wenye maisha magumu. Tanzanians do not trust Kenyans. Hata mtoto mdogo do not trust Kenyan

But you trust our President…that’s why you basically worshipped him in your parliament. We get you now …💯🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

But you trust our President…that’s why you basically worshipped him in your parliament. We get you now …💯🤣🤣

Do you think we trust him? 🤣 🤣 🤣 Sikiliza maneno vizuri ya Rais Samia wakati anafunga Mkutano akiwa na Ruto. Sisi watanzania tulielewa lakini nyie hamuwezi kuelewa hata siku moja.

 

[stakehigh]

SCB does more business with Tanzania and Uganda than with Kenya!

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[Traveller D]

Eti mtanzania ajichetue kwa mkenya, kwa lipi? 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Umuhimu wanao kwenye akili zao tu. But Tanzanians do not take them serious, tunawaona wakenya wote kama comedians

Vijamaa ni vipumbavu balaa 😂😂😂

 

[stakehigh]

way to go

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