Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Traveller D]

Kama maana ya dish hawezijua. How better can I describe you if not ushamba?🤣🤣😂🤣

Kwamba sijui maana ya dish.? 😂😂 haya sawa kaka.

 

[stakehigh]

🤣

View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/2037542955762737324?s=20

 

[Traveller D]

We mbilikimo unaona Kisumu hadi kuna Miniso a Japanese retailer. Watu wa Kisumu sio lazima wakuje Nairobi kutafuta hizi international brands.

Unajua kama Dar ni China ndogo.? 😂😂😂 hizi ni flex kwenu nyinyi wazee wa ushagoo.

 

[nairobae]

Mwanza is the real definition of big for nothing 😂

Ile ni town imejaa watu, haina any urban lifestyle to offer. 😂 😂

 

[stakehigh]

View: https://x.com/Kibet_bull/status/2042864435803394412?s=20

 

[Traveller D]

Ile ni town imejaa watu, haina any urban lifestyle to offer. 😂 😂

Kumbe kuwa na kfc ni urban lifestyle.? 😂😂😂 how old are you.?

 

[nairobae]

Unajua kama Dar ni China ndogo.? 😂😂😂 hizi ni flex kwenu nyinyi wazee wa ushagoo.

Mbona kuna LC Waikiki in Dar na Mwanza hakuna? Ndio maana nakuambia Mwanza ni kijiji.😂😂😂

 

[stakehigh]

duuu

View: https://x.com/ntvkenya/status/2033540070125309956?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

Mbona kuna LC Waikiki in Dar na Mwanza hakuna? Ndio maana nakuambia Mwanza ni kijiji.😂😂😂

lakini unajua kuna sehem kenya hata maji amna

 

[stakehigh]

sasa watafanyaje na nchi ni maskini

View: https://x.com/MapinduziKE/status/2043998098662257003?s=20

 

[Traveller D]

Mbona kuna LC Waikiki in Dar na Mwanza hakuna? Ndio maana nakuambia Mwanza ni kijiji.😂😂😂

Wewe fala Dar ni China ndogo, na hizo biashara za nguo sijui viatu ni biashara za kila kijana hapa Bongo, no need of international brands.. akina jux sahii wame take over Africa.. ever heared of African boy brand.? 😂😂😂 sisi ni China kaka.

 

[stakehigh]

View: https://x.com/Kotsocha_ke/status/2044739838868369808?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

you dont know how Teargass is rich, he never skips meals

View: https://x.com/OgolaFogola/status/2044533786940002521?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

century hii bado mtu anatumia kersosene

View: https://x.com/Appolinarism/status/2044680621675446449?s=20

 

[stakehigh]

View: https://x.com/borriellogram/status/2044789931441020932?s=20

 

[Teargass]

We mbilikimo unaona Kisumu hadi kuna Miniso a Japanese retailer. Watu wa Kisumu sio lazima wakuje Nairobi kutafuta hizi international brands.

A french retailer pia.

Actually two of them in one building.

 

[Teargass]

Kwamba sijui maana ya dish.? 😂😂 haya sawa kaka.

Hukuwa unajua😂😂🤣😂

 

[Teargass]

Unajua kama Dar ni China ndogo.? 😂😂😂 hizi ni flex kwenu nyinyi wazee wa ushagoo.

Sasa umetoka Mwanza ukakimbilia Dar?😂😂😂

 

[stakehigh]

Sasa imetoka Mwanza ukakimbilia Dar?😂😂😂

i hope umepata colgate yako

 

[Traveller D]

Hizo LC waikiki sijui zina struggle kupata wateja hapa bongo. 😂😂 Vunja bei pekeake anamnyesha mavi lc waikiki. Remember sisi sio wavaa mitumba kwamba tukiona kaduka ka kuuza special tutashangaa. Unaskia wewe nairobae Africa mashariki na kati yote inakuja kununua Bongo. Unatutambia viduka vilivyofeli huko kwenu eti kc waikiki 😂😂😂
Pale Mwenge bus terminal kaduka kenu kana struggle balaa.