Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[concordile 101]

Hawa wakunya wengi hawajawahi kutoka hata nje ya Kibera

Muda mwingine ni wakuwaonea huruma tu, wanafiki wa afrika

 

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Sasa nimedanganya nini hapo?
Sasa Modogashe imekuwa Mandera? 🤣 🤣 🤣
Mimi na wewe nani anapenda uongo? Ni mara ngapi nimekuvua humu ukatoroka mjadala? Umesema Modogashe, alafu unaleta Mandera. Huo sio uongo? Anyway, the road is under construction and you know it.
The problem with you is, you're too emotional on your responses to issues.

Tazama post yangu ya mwanzo Au hujui kiswahili?

Kwanza Barabara nyingi za vijiji central Kenya ni mavumbi matupu.
Miji Mingi within Nairobi Metro Zina mavumbi kibao. Anza na kitengela, kajiado, Ruiru, Kikuyu, Thika nk.

 

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Mzee hio barabara Iko U/C Isiolo-Mandera. Kuna section tayari ziko complete mfano Rhamu - Mandera rd

Mimi najibu mtu anayesema hakuna 50km of dirty roads in kenya

Sasa hiyo Barabara anayopost huyo mwenzako huko kigoma si iko under construction.

 

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Isiolo - Mandera over 700km
Isiolo -Garissa - Lamu over 500km
Zote zinajengwa concurrently, si hua munasema Kenya hakuna projects. 🤣🤣🤣 Ebu tuonyeshe ni wapi bongoslum munajenga highway ya 1200km ju tayari tumeona muna highway ya 500km ya vumbi. 🤣🤣🤣


View: https://x.com/FCDCKenya/status/1960919277847896377?t=EdKjgJBriePY5pg79gnFNg&s=19


View: https://x.com/lapsset/status/1950530637401645403?t=fMl1oASLOI89EwXn1_WYCg&s=19

Hiyo kigoma yako unayopost si iko under construction.
Kwanza km 500 ziko wap? Mnapenda uongo uongo kufeed your ego

 

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View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMA6ShALs/
Nairobi to mandera🤣🤣
Jamani hii si kama zile king msukuma ambazo hazitakiwi hata kukanyaga lami sababu sababu zitachafua

NairobiWalker anasema no 50km of dirty in roads in Kenya.

Hao wakenya sio wa kuwatilia maanani

 

[REAL Comrade Kipepe]

View: https://x.com/Kenyans/status/1962507125587898840

 

[Chamoto]

kama kwetu huku hatuna tofaut 😂😂🙌🏻
from 55 to 107 in 4 good yrs

View: https://x.com/ephraimnjegafan/status/1962170742398652508?s=46

Ruto 2022 - 2025
3,148/3 = 1,049.3
Uhuru 2013 - 2022
6,781/9 = 753.4
kibaki 2002 - 2013
1,252/11 = 113.8
Moi 1978 - 2002
620/24 = 25.8
Kenyatta sr 1963 - 1978
10/15 = 0.6

Ukiangalia kwa 'scaling factor', yaani mara ngapi kiongozi mmoja ameongeza deni dhidi ya aliyemwachia, utaona Moi aliongeza deni mara 43 (25.8 ÷ 0.6) dhidi ya Kenyatta, kibaki mara 4.4 (113.8 ÷ 25.8) dhidi ya Moi, Uhuru ni mara 6.6 dhidi ya Kibaki na Ruto ni mara 1.4 dhidi ya Uhuru.

Hitimisho.
Wakenya, acheni kumnanga sana Ruto, yenye ameongeza deni mara 1.4 tuu wakati Uhuru aliongeza mara 6 na funga kazi ni Moi (X43).
cc nairobae,NairobiWalker,Teargass,Reborn Ktb,mwathadan, mwaiofhawaii,MK254

 

[President of China]

Siongei sana maana watu wamenuna


View: https://x.com/VisitTanzania1/status/1962434635532476604

 

[ichoboy01]

musiwaoneshe hii

View: https://www.instagram.com/p/DOBg1BGiBce/?igsh=MThvanhuZWd2NXljbQ==

 

[NairobiWalker]

Tazama post yangu ya mwanzo Au hujui kiswahili?

Kwanza Barabara nyingi za vijiji central Kenya ni mavumbi matupu.
Miji Mingi within Nairobi Metro Zina mavumbi kibao. Anza na kitengela, kajiado, Ruiru, Kikuyu, Thika nk.

Leo hii ushaajua maana ya Nairobi Metro yet tukiongelea ukubwa wa jiji mnajifanya hamuelewi kitu kabisa. Alafu ni wewe wa kuita watu waongo.

Nimeongelea Main Road, mbona unataja barabara za vijiji? Hivi kuna kijiji humu Afrika chenye kiko na barabara paved 100%? Hapo Tanzania ukitoka kwa class A and B even in more developed rural areas utapata barabara paved? Central Kenya rural has the highest paved road percentage in East Africa. Ukibisha hilo either hujaitembea Central Kenya vizuri ama unaongea kwa chuki.
Yes, Nairobi still has some earth roads but it's nowhere close to Dar es Salaam. In Dar, a neighborhood that is touted as high end will have 95% earth roads - like Mbezi. In Nairobi, even slums are at least 50% paved. High end neighborhoods like Muthaiga 100% paved. others 95% and above.

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://youtu.be/7FGWy3mb0DI?si=IeCfP-XQV7xHfi4z

 

[concordile 101]

Mwaka huu mpaka kichina tutawapigia tu

View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMA6y6bTe/

 

[Reborn Ktb]

empty handed? kinyeo chako! Hotel Mombasa zisingekuwa empty!

Mr. Geuzwa, hizo airlines zinazotua Zanzibar directly ni zile zile zilizokataliwa kutua Mombasa. Tunapokea watalii wengi wa nje kuwaliko kwahio hizo international flights tulizokataa hazina msaada mkubwa kwenu 🤝

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Kama kawaida Vumbistan 🤣 🤣 🤣

Yani wenye wanajua ni "kabaya" 😂

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMA6ShALs/
Nairobi to mandera🤣🤣
Jamani hii si kama zile king msukuma ambazo hazitakiwi hata kukanyaga lami sababu sababu zitachafua

U know a country is fucked up when a bus is called airways!

 

[President of China]

Mr. Geuzwa, hizo airlines zinazotua Zanzibar directly ni zile zile zilizokataliwa kutua Mombasa. Tunapokea watalii wengi wa nje kuwaliko kwahio hizo international flights tulizokataa hazina msaada mkubwa kwenu 🤝

Ile account yako ya COLLOH MZII REBORN uliiachana nayo baada ya kupigwa ban kila siku?

 

[Reborn Ktb]

Ile account yako ya COLLOH MZII REBORN uliiachana nayo baada ya kupigwa ban kila siku?

Wewe naona wataka mume

 

[nairobae]

🤣 🤣 🤣 Vumbistan


View: https://x.com/TBoundBuses/status/1783909229364990321


View: https://x.com/EddoLalika/status/1745728386108948871

 

[Reborn Ktb]

🤣 🤣 🤣 Vumbistan


View: https://x.com/TBoundBuses/status/1783909229364990321


View: https://x.com/EddoLalika/status/1745728386108948871

Manina, Bus lakwama ndani ya stand. Tanzakundunians ni 🐒🐒🐒🐒

 

[nairobae]

🤣🤣🤣 vumbistan