Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Geza Ulole]

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[Teargass]

No wonder they can accomodate 300 pupils in one classroom😂😂😂


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[chongchung]

Wapo 83 million 👆 Kunyaland wanazo 83k according to their faking data committee 😂😂😂

 

[Teargass]

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Wapo 83 million 👆 Kunyaland wanazo 83k according to their faking data committee 😂😂😂

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Wapo 83 million 👆 Kunyaland wanazo 83k according to their faking data committee 😂😂😂

Nyinyi endeleeni kuweka wanafunzi mia tatu darasa moja😂😂🤣🤣👇👇


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[chongchung]

Nyinyi endeleeni kuweka wanafunzi mia tatu darasa moja😂😂🤣🤣👇👇


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Nikiongeza na private school teachers ko ninyi kila primary school ina walimu watatu averagely? 😂😂😂
Mkifake hizi data mtumie basi akili kidogo 😂😂😂

 

[Teargass]

School has 2,111 pupils with only 12 classrooms😂😂


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[chongchung]

We have 47k Pre-Primary Schools and 35k Primary Schools. Total 83k Primary Schools. Nyinyi ni LDC ndio maana mmejaza wanafunzi 300 in one class rooms.

Hizi shule 83k mnafundisha masomo mangapi kwa idadi ipi ya walimu mlionao? 😂😂😂😂

 

[chongchung]

School has 2,111 pupils with only 12 classrooms😂😂


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Naomba idadi ya walimu wenu wa public na private nikuoneshe kitu 😂😂😂

 

[Fundi kitasa]

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[Teargass]

Nikiongeza na private school teachers ko ninyi kila primary school ina walimu watatu averagely? 😂😂😂
Mkifake hizi data mtumie basi akili kidogo 😂😂😂

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Kiingereza ndio huelewi ama? Hapo imeandikwa vizuri that teachers in public primary schools were 230,000. Public Primary schools in Kenya are 23,000. So go ahead and do your maths again squarting man.

 

[Teargass]

Naomba idadi ya walimu wenu wa public na private nikuoneshe kitu 😂😂😂

We have 230,000 Primary teachers in 23,000 public Primary Schools. So ebu niambie hiyo kitu ulitaka kutuambia😂😂🤣😂

 

[chongchung]

We have 230,000 Primary teachers in 23,000 Primary Schools. So ebu niambie hiyo kitu ulitaka kutuambia😂😂🤣😂

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Hii 83k juzk na kila siku unayoitaja uliandika ukiwa umelewa? 😂😂

We have 47k Pre-Primary Schools and 35k Primary Schools. Total 83k Primary Schools. Nyinyi ni LDC ndio maana mmejaza wanafunzi 300 in one class rooms.

 

[Teargass]

Hii 83k juzk na kila siku unayoitaja uliandika ukiwa umelewa? 😂😂

Do you really know what Pre-Primary School is?😂😂🤣😂.

Wewe rudi tu shule juu huelewi anything.

 

[chongchung]

We have 230,000 Primary teachers in 23,000 public Primary Schools. So ebu niambie hiyo kitu ulitaka kutuambia😂😂🤣😂

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Hiyo 23k public primary schools iko wapi hapa? Na hiyo idadi ya walimu ni ya mwaka upi? 😂😂😂

 

[chongchung]

Do you really know what Pre-Primary School is?😂😂🤣😂.

Wewe rudi tu shule juu huelewi anything.

Acheni kufake statistics wajinga ninyi 😂😂😂 yaani hili la shule ndio limewavua nguo kabisa, hata ukisema shule nyingi ni elementary bado idadi ya subjects na walimu haiendani kabisa na idadi ya shule mnazosema mnazo unless hizo shule 50 percent hazina walimu kabisa

 

[Nicxie]

Google earth 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hizo ni picha watu wana upload mzee. Kwa akili yako unafikiri google wamefunga kamera angani anapiga picha kila siku 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Wakenya washamba sana.

Eti picha watu wameupload?😂😂😂
Kuwa mtanganyika ni garama jamani! Kwamba picha kama hii imekuwa uploaded? Wapi haswa? 🤣🤣🤣

Makwapa yenu ndio hiyo hao juu kwenye Google Earth imezungukwa na uswazi

 

[Nicxie]

Check hapa uone utofauti. Halafu leta kelele za kijinga nikupige za uso 👇 👇 👇 👇

Factor	EACLC – Dar es Salaam	Two Rivers Mall – Nairobi
Primary Purpose	Regional trade and logistics center	Retail and entertainment complex
Jobs Created	Over 15,000 direct jobs	Several thousand direct and indirect jobs (retail, maintenance, security, etc.)
Target Audience	Wholesale and cross-border traders (SADC region)	Urban middle and upper class consumers, tourists
Regional Economic Role	Supports intra-African trade, reduces import costs, improves supply chain efficiency	Boosts domestic consumer spending, real estate value, and tourism
Multiplier Effect	High: Enables trade for thousands of businesses across East & Southern Africa	Moderate: Generates economic activity around lifestyle and retail consumption
Infrastructure Support	Integrated logistics services (banking, customs, transport)	Retail-based with entertainment amenities (cinema, Ferris wheel)
Long-Term Economic Sustainability	Strong (resilient to trends, supports multiple sectors: trade, logistics, wholesale)	Vulnerable to market shifts (e.g., e-commerce, economic downturns in retail spending)
Export/Import Impact	High: Reduces dependency on overseas imports by enabling regional product access	Low: Primarily domestic consumption focus
Urban Planning Impact	Decentralizes trade from city center, reduces informal market pressure	Centralizes urban retail, raises property values in surrounding neighborhoods

Sawa umeshinda bongolala. East Africa Logistics Center is a mall. Happy now?

 

[Teargass]

Hiyo 23k public primary schools iko wapi hapa? Na hiyo idadi ya walimu ni ya mwaka upi? 😂😂😂

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Peleka ujinga wako mbali. Kenya has 23,000 Public Primary Schools and 11,000 Private Primary Schools with a total of 307,000 Primary School teachers for both Public and Private. We also have 66,000 Teachers for Pre-Primary Schools.

 

[President of China]

Sawa umeshinda bongolala. East Africa Logistics Center is a mall. Happy now?

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Umeufya mkia kama mbwa Nicxie 👇👇👇👇🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargass]

Acheni kufake statistics wajinga ninyi 😂😂😂 yaani hili la shule ndio limewavua nguo kabisa, hata ukisema shule nyingi ni elementary bado idadi ya subjects na walimu haiendani kabisa na idadi ya shule mnazosema mnazo unless hizo shule 50 percent hazina walimu kabisa

Wewe kusoma ndio hujui. Kenya has 35,000 Primary Schools being served by 307,000 Teachers.

This translates to averagely 9 Teachers per school.