Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Nicxie]

Wewe ni mzee kuliko Gezaulole.

Sawa bongolala, ila Sina wajukuu

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

Sawa bongolala, ila Sina wajukuu

Unafikiri hautazeeka?

 

[Mgagaa na Upwa]

Is this a cluster? When it comes to tall buildings, we beat you hands down. Kama unapinga njoo kwenye battle. I will handle you single-handedly

Twende kwenye slums

 

[ichoboy01]

Ni uongo that your trains have a maximum speed of 180km/h?
Ni uongo that Kenyan trains have a maximum speed of 200km/h with others capable of doing up to 330km/h?

Unaongea pumba ilihali ukweli unaujua kutoka moyoni 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Haya tufanye Kenya train inaenda 450km/hr are u happy now 😂😂😂😂

 

[Simon]

Today’s facts.

Kenyan trains 200km/h
Tanzanian trains 180km/h

Hongeren sana 👏.. mmepiga hatua ..
pls naomba utume picha ya hio treni yenu ya 200km/h
Picha tu ya treni kwa nje, nothing else

 

[ichoboy01]

Hongeren sana.. pls naomba utume picha ya hio treni yenu ya 200km/h
Picha tu ya treni.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hii ya 200😃😃😃😃😃😃😃

Alaf hii ya 330 😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Simon]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hii ya 200😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
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Alaf hii ya 330 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Usimlishe maneno .. naomba Teargas apost yey mwenyew hio treni ya 200km/h..

 

[The best 007]

Hongera kwa mama kupunguza vifo...

View: https://twitter.com/eastafricatv/status/1789956140811379002?t=Yfn5M2kx0fRChJpG7tiUEg&s=19

Mama mbona anapambana tu fresh, sema sio mfuatiliaji, wanampiga sana.

 

[Teargas]

Bitter truth😂😂😂

 

[Teargas]

The truth is there for everybody to see😂😂

 

[Nicxie]

Every country have such kind of life. The rich, the poor and the middle, in Kenya that graph is normal with the rich and the poor at the bottom of the y-axis and the middle being at the highest side of the y-axis.

In Tanzanian case it’s also normal but in a vice versa situation. The poor are the ones on the highest point of the graph (y-axis) with the rich and middle classes being at the bottom of y-a is

Huyu kilaza wa bongo hata anaelewa X na Y axis no nini? Utakuwa unapigia mbuzi guitar

 

[Magonjwa Mtambuka]

...Haya tufanye Kenya train inaenda 450km/hr are u happy now 😂😂😂😂

Nasikia treni ya Kenya eti inakwenda 10000km/hr ha ha ha😎😎😎😁🤣

 

[Simon]

Mnaweza kuona maghorofa ya mchwa ya 30+ floors yalivyojaa huko kunyaland

View: https://twitter.com/C_NyaKundiH/status/1790002438272958523?t=hql8aPqmQ6eXOwTwGm_DmA&s=19

 

[The best 007]

Majalala kama hayo yamezunguka kenya yote,halafu mnavyojidai sasa while ni takataka nchi yenu yote

Duuhh matakataka kama yote aisee, hii sijaiona Dar hakiyakiyamama Nairobi chafu.

 

[Nicxie]

Unafikiri hautazeeka?

Hayo ni mipango ya Mungu

 

[The best 007]

Sawa bongolala, ila Sina wajukuu

Nani kakuambia Gezaulole ana wajukuu? Unamjua? Wacha upumbavu.

 

[Nicxie]

Twende kwenye slums

Umetafuta pa kutorokea? Umesahau Dar is slum 3/4 ni uswazi hovels wakati Nairobi slum kubwa is paltry 2.5 square kilometers?

 

[ichoboy01]

The truth is there for everybody to see😂😂

Hii red light ni kwa ajili ya nn ??😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Hii red light ni kwa ajili ya nn ??😂😂😂😂😂
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Kumulika cockpit.

 

[Nicxie]

Nani kakuambia Gezaulole ana wajukuu? Unamjua? Wacha upumbavu.

Wewe unayeita watu hapa majina unawajua?