Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[babayao255]

Tuko jamii forum because we are bored of talking with ourselves. I’m here because I want to roast you, I’m here to interact with people outside Kenya.
That’s why I’m in Skyscraper city mainly following the Rwandan Topic, Ethiopian topics, South African topics and Egypt topic.

I’m in Nairaland cause I would like to interact with Nigerians, Cameroonians and Ghanaians to know them better at the comfort of my home.

Kazi ni kuzurura kwenye forums za nchi za watu kuendekeza utoto.

 

[babayao255]

Wewe unafanya nini kwenye Kenyan section Kama sio kutafuta validation

Validation kwa wala miraa! Haiwezi kuwa mimi.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Tanzanian top architecture. 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

Wewe unafanya nini kwenye Kenyan section Kama sio kutafuta validation

Huyo siku haiezipita kama hajashare 20 tweets of Kenyans here. I guess his entire day huwa anaspend searching about Kenya on twitter. I’m also sure amechange his twitter settings location to Kenya and he is has followed all Kenyan news media.

For me the only thing I keep tabs on from Tanzania is Central Bank of Tanzania just to look at the currency fluctuations.

 

[Teargas]

Validation kwa wala miraa! Haiwezi kuwa mimi.

You are looking for validation and that’s why you spend your entire day on twitter looking for Kenyans talking about Tanzania.

 

[NairobiWalker]

Tanzania this Tanzania that.
Mna forums zenu ila hamzitaki, mko Jamii Forums.

Tuko hapa wachache sana kwenye hii thread. Majority ni Tanzanians. Tuko hapa kuwaroast tu, most of you hampost kwa thread zinazoongelea Tanzania. Post zenu zote ni kwa thread zinazoongelea Kenya na mmecreate hii Kenyan section wenyewe. Mmecreate hadi Ugandan section ila kule hampo, mmejazana huku. Sisi tuko hapa kuwakejeli na kuwaumbua ila mkitoka hii thread, hamtotuona hapa tena.

 

[babayao255]

You are looking for validation and that’s why you spend your entire day on twitter looking for Kenyans talking about Tanzania.

Endelea kuonesha upopoma.

 

[Teargas]

Kazi ni kuzurura kwenye forums za nchi za watu kuendekeza utoto.

Continue looking for validation from Kenyans.

 

[babayao255]

Tuko hapa wachache sana kwenye hii thread. Majority ni Tanzanians. Tuko hapa kuwaroast tu, most of you hampost kwa thread zinazoongelea Tanzania. Post zenu zote ni kwa thread zinazoongelea Kenya na mmecreate hii Kenyan section wenyewe. Mmecreate hadi Ugandan section ila kule hampo, mmejazana huku. Sisi tuko hapa kuwakejeli na kuwaumbua ila mkitoka hii thread, hamtotuona hapa tena.

Kuwa roast au kuonesha upumbav wenu?

 

[babayao255]

Continue looking for validation from Kenyans.

Siwezi tafuta validation kwenye nchi inayofuatilia Tanzania 24 hours.

 

[Teargas]

Endelea kuonesha upopoma.

Upopoma ni kukesha twitter looking for validation from Kenyans.

 

[babayao255]

Upopoma ni kukesha twitter looking for validation from Kenyans.

Keep dreaming.

 

[Teargas]

Siwezi tafuta validation kwenye nchi inayofuatilia Tanzania 24 hours.

Google knows better.

 

[Teargas]

Keep dreaming.

And I’m sure Leo haitaisha before ulete tweets za wakenya hapa. Lazy idiot.

 

[babayao255]

And I’m sure Leo haitaisha before ulete tweets za wakenya hapa. Lazy idiot.

Nikiingia sehemu ya trending X najua lazima nikutane na post za wakenya wakitaja taja Tanzania.

 

[Teargas]

Tuko hapa wachache sana kwenye hii thread. Majority ni Tanzanians. Tuko hapa kuwaroast tu, most of you hampost kwa thread zinazoongelea Tanzania. Post zenu zote ni kwa thread zinazoongelea Kenya na mmecreate hii Kenyan section wenyewe. Mmecreate hadi Ugandan section ila kule hampo, mmejazana huku. Sisi tuko hapa kuwakejeli na kuwaumbua ila mkitoka hii thread, hamtotuona hapa tena.

Mwambie hakuna siku ataona Mkenya wa hi thread in those other sections apart from Kenyan news and Politics section.

 

[ichoboy01]

Wakenya wenye akili zao 👇👇🤣🤣🤣

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[Marcelly]

Ni wivu tu unakusumbu sawa hatuna kazi tupe kazi hata kukupiga miti pia ni kazi

Wa tz wako jobless kulindikana bila sababu

 

[babayao255]

Wakenya wenye akili zao 👇👇🤣🤣🤣
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Watakuambia unatafuta validation kumbe ni wanaumia wakenya wenzao kufuatilia mpira wa Tanzania. 😂😂😂

 

[Teargas]

Nikiingia sehemu ya trending X najua lazima nikutane na post za wakenya wakitaja taja Tanzania.

Najua hata hujui how trends work and come about. Idiot.