Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[chongchung]

Hii dunia ina vituko kweli 😂😂😂😂

 

[President of China]

Huyo bado anangoja pastor wa Catholic ampatie lift. Pastor asipojitokeza atatembea hadi kwake.

Unalazimisha tukuone upo manaisha mazuri. This is stupidity. Unafanya hivyo ili upate faida gani? Unajidanganya mwenyewe tu.

Kwa akili yako hiyo utawndelea kuwa mtumwa.

 

[Tumbili wa Mjini]

Wapi matanzanyani

 

[Tumbili wa Mjini]

Mkipigwa matanzanyani mseme sisi wagomvi

 

[Apeche alolo]

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Mkipigwa matanzanyani mseme sisi wagomvi

mtakuja na acount nyingi mpya tuu mjitahidi kufungua kila iitwapo leo.

 

[Tumbili wa Mjini]

mtakuja na acount nyingi mpya tuu mjitahidi kufungua kila iitwapo leo.

Maji yamefika kwa shingo nini

 

[Teargas]

Unalazimisha tukuone upo manaisha mazuri. This is stupidity. Unafanya hivyo ili upate faida gani? Unajidanganya mwenyewe tu.

Kwa akili yako hiyo utawndelea kuwa mtumwa.

Sasa mbona ukasirike saa hii? Hizi hasira zote ni za kukosa lift ama?😂😂😂.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Mko sure huyu jamaa sio chokoraa?😂😂😂

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Kuna wenye wamebarikiwa na mapua na maskio hii dunia 😂😂😂😂
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Imagine 👇

🤣🤣🤣🤣 mbwa wangu anaishi vizuri kuliko wewe. Ona vile unafanana, 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[ichoboy01]

Hata hujui kwenu. Refugees are going back home wewe bado umekwama Tanzania.

Tanzania ndio kwetu ww unaumia ukiwa wap?? Makuru kwa njenga au makuru kayaba?😄😄😄

 

[Sama boy 255]

Wewe huoni hapa jamaa anasema ati anaenda kuzurura. Hivi karibuni ataanza kushindana na mtoto wake kwa kuzurura.


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Mbona unateseka sana Habari za girlfriend yangu, wewe ni gay unataka kunipa tako.? 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Imagine 👇View attachment 2910571View attachment 2910572🤣🤣🤣🤣 mbwa wangu anaishi vizuri kuliko wewe. Ona vile unafanana, 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wewe mbwa unatoa wapi? Hata ukipewa mbwa bure utailisha nini?

 

[Teargas]

Mbona unateseka sana Habari za girlfriend yangu, wewe ni gay unataka kunipa tako.? 🤣🤣🤣

Wewe ni mbegu mbaya siezikutamani karibu na watu wetu.🤣🤣🤣.

Which girlfriend are you talking about? Yule mwenye hana eyebrows ama yule macho kombo?

 

[Sama boy 255]

He's in the University of Nairobi, according to him 👇

be the time unaishi humo jela, mimi nilikua nakula bata while studying 👇

. Hii ni top worse stage nilifikia 👇

halafu, wewe ulikua ukilala jela 🤣🤣🤣 hujui kuvaa, uso mbovu, less impressive to them ladies 🤣🤣🤣 Mnuka mavi wewe

 

[Teargas]

Sama boy 255 ujifunze pia kupanguza mapua.

Huezikuwa na pua kubwa hivi alafu unashindwa kuipanguza.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Wewe mbwa unatoa wapi? Hata ukipewa mbwa bure utailisha nini?

Wewe ni mbegu mbaya siezikutamani karibu na watu wetu.🤣🤣🤣.

Which girlfriend are you talking about? Yule mwenye hana eyebrows ama yule macho kombo?
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Don't forget huyu ni wewe🤣🤣🤣 👇

🤣🤣🤣🤣 cheki hilo jeans

 

[Teargas]

Don't forget huyu ni wewe🤣🤣🤣 👇View attachment 2910589🤣🤣🤣🤣 cheki hilo jeans

Jifunze kupanguza pua.

 

[Sama boy 255]

Mchizi kwenye hii thread anajisifia kuwa yeye ana maisha mazuri, ana akili nyingi, yeye ni mjanja (kabla watu hawajamuona) akajiongopea kupost picha yake sasa 🤣🤣🤣🤣 mchizi mwenyewe kumbe ndio huyu. He chose the best picture of himself skating in the place he claims it to be Nairobi university 😂😂😂😂 here is the man

.. Teargas. 😂😂😂

 

[Sama boy 255]

Jifunze kupanguza pua.
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You don't need to forget, this is you 👇

😂😂😂 mshamba wa wapi huyu.? Hivi hata hizo kfCs zenye ulikua unataja umeshawahi kufika kwa ushamba huo.?

 

[Chamoto]

Good thing most guys giving an honest opinion usually have experienced both Kenya and Tanzania, just like sabbatical

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Actually, this is the saddest thing I heard today, how in the world would anyone travels all the way to Kenya, only to get a watered down, wanna be American vibe. The lack of originality in Kenya beats me and with this mindset you will never amount to anything.

 

[Teargas]

I asked this question but nobody answered. Let me ask it again,

Hivi Watanzania wote ni masimps kama huyu jamaa ama?😂😂🤣.

Unaringia msichana 500? Then those Tanzanian women are just hungry.