Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[President of China]

Umewahikanyaga gate ya Polytechnic?

Nikanyage!!! unapenda kukanywagwa? 🤣 🤣 🤣
Jibu swali kwanza hiyo zuku decoder nani anatumia hapa Tanzania?

 

[Teargas]

😂😂😂 Mnuka mavi, unakula kichapo hadi unapoteza akili...

Ebu tuonyeshe your academic certificates, hata kama ni za nursery school wewe tuonyeshe tu.

 

[Teargas]

Nikanyage!!! unapenda kukanywagwa? 🤣 🤣 🤣
Jibu swali kwanza hiyo zuku decoder nani anatumia hapa Tanzania?

Zuku imecolonize Tanzania both in TV provision and Internet provision.

Yaani naandika kwa uchungu sana kuhusu hawa zuku, najuta hata kulipia kifurushi cha mwezi huu

Yaani ni kama nimetapeliwa, leo ni siku ya sita naomba kuhamishiwa huduma kwenye jengo jipya ila hayo majibu ninayopewa we acha tu Huku huduma sipati, na huku siku zinakataaa na simu hawapokei na wakipokea hiyo shombo sasa Najuuuutaaa kuwajua zuku

www.jamiiforums.com

 

[President of China]

So kumasmisha hata Azam haijulikani Tanzania? Thanks🤣🤣😂🤣👏👏

1. Startime
2. Azam
3. DSTV

Sijawahi kusikia Zuku hapa mzee? Kwani huko kenya mnatumia zuku?

 

[Marcelly]

Ndumila kuwili hao wana mchango gani Africa

Masenge hayo hayajulikani Afrika hii.

 

[Teargas]

Nikanyage!!! unapenda kukanywagwa? 🤣 🤣 🤣
Jibu swali kwanza hiyo zuku decoder nani anatumia hapa Tanzania?

Zuku inatetemesha Tanzania.

TTCL fiber ingebinafsishwa ingeipiku ZUKU fiber kwa wateja

Kama ilivyo kwa taasisi za serikali kwa uzembe TTCL nao wamo. Nilienda 7SABA maonyesho nikakutana na maafisa nikakaribishwa vizuri na kutanfaziwa faiba mlangoni, nikaipenda. Nikaulizia taratibu nikaambiwa unajaza fomu anakuja savea na kuangalia eneo kisha unaletewa huduma. Nikauliza inaweza...

www.jamiiforums.com

 

[Teargas]

1. Startime
2. Azam
3. DSTV

Sijawahi kusikia Zuku hapa mzee? Kwani huko kenya mnatumia zuku?

Azam enyewe hata haijulikani Tanzania🤣🤣🤣

 

[President of China]

Azam enyewe hata haijulikani Tanzania🤣🤣🤣

Naona unaanza kujipiga kidole kwenye anus na unanusa mwenywe 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Hongera.
Vipi mara ya mwisho kulala na mwanaume ilikuwa mwaka gani? 🤣🤣🤣

 

[Teargas]

Naona unaanza kujipiga kidole kwenye anus na unanusa mwenywe 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Hongera.
Vipi mara ya mwisho kulala na mwanaume ilikuwa mwaka gani? 🤣🤣🤣

Unataka nilale na babako? I'm not gay. Ukitaka gay people here call the likes of The best 007

 

[President of China]

Unataka nilale na babako? I'm not gay. Ukitaka gay people here call the likes of The best 007

Leo unataka kututambulisha kuwa wewe ni bisexual? 🤣 🤣 🤣

 

[Teargas]

This is Mbezi Beach, barabara ni motope na vumbi everywhere.


View: https://youtu.be/d1PV_RuHYWk?si=IEkO7zXwehXlb842

 

[Teargas]

Leo unataka kututambulisha kuwa wewe ni bisexual? 🤣 🤣 🤣

Are you gay?

 

[President of China]

Are you gay?

NO
Jibu swali:-
Leo unataka kututambulisha kuwa wewe ni bisexual?
A. Ndio
B. Hapana
C. Sijui

 

[Sama boy 255]

Ebu tuonyeshe your academic certificates, hata kama ni za nursery school wewe tuonyeshe tu.

Mnuka mavi unakula kichapo hadi unapoteana. 😂😂😂😂

 

[ChoiceVariable]

Hatuvumi ila tumo 👇

View: https://twitter.com/east_facts/status/1759242700346229168?t=_lZA7OILNROjb0bUaPIU9g&s=19

 

[Marcelly]

Wajuzi tujizeni ni kweli

View: https://www.facebook.com/100075916303377/posts/404057048801502/?mibextid=NTRm0r7WZyOdZZsz

 

[President of China]

Kenya mnaweza kufanya hivi?

 

[Sama boy 255]

DODOMA is for the middle class and Rich people 👇
View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3AoxB4KSfj/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==. Itega ni unyama sana 👇
View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3ZbN88qIgW/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==. Dom ni ya moto mzee 👇
View: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3UymvmqGQ7/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==.

 

[Teargas]

NO
Jibu swali:-
Leo unataka kututambulisha kuwa wewe ni bisexual?
A. Ndio
B. Hapana
C. Sijui

Kubali tu wewe ni gay, nobody will cane you here.

 

[President of China]

Wajuzi tujizeni ni kweli

View: https://www.facebook.com/100075916303377/posts/404057048801502/?mibextid=NTRm0r7WZyOdZZsz

Tutaiona Ngorongoro ndani ya WWE 😘 😘 😘 😘