Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[Sama boy 255]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 hio picha ndio 8km ??

Yeye alikua anajaribu kucheza fix mimi nimembonda na vitu vyenye ni real kwa ground

 

[Sama boy 255]

Utasikia kondoo mmoja akisema wametuacha mbali kweli technology. 😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hii taarifa nilikua sijaiona. Jamaa kumbe ndio wanataka wafungue portal ya kuangalia matokeo mwaka kesho.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Hii tumetumia Tz mbona ni muda mrefu sana. Mdogo angu nilimuangalizia tokeo lake la kidato cha nne 2015 . NairobiWalker nyie mbwa mpo nyuma yetu in so many ways.

 

[Nicxie]

The buildings r ugly! Pretty sure no elevators will be provided!

So You've changed gear from "wapi madirisha?" and you are now talking about muonekano and elevators?😅😆

Well, well, bongolala. You do have a fighting spirit; but one driven by stupid hatred and jealousy. Ile tunaita wivu wa kike. You never get tired of hating!!

You talking about elevators wakati Kisumu ilikuwa nazo long before your village "city" Mbeya knew what a lift/elevator is

Talking of ugliness, this is the true definition and eptitome of ugliness. Nothing can get uglier than these dreamhouses spread all over Dar

 

[Nicxie]

Kumbe Kisumu ndio mnaanza kujenga saizi 😂😂

Shindaneni kwanza na Sumbawanga View attachment 2835349View attachment 2835349

Hizi chocolate bars zimefikaje huku jukwaani? Alafu zinatajwa kwenye sentensi na Kisumu?? Jokers mko wengi sana humu

 

[coodip1]

Haya majamaa ni zero brain kabisa yaani Hadi Leo hii hawana portal ya kuangalizia matokeo 😂😂

View: https://twitter.com/Kenyans/status/1732695273850249268?t=Obr3bHyFwChFDoYThIs2IQ&s=19

Mh eti wako mbele kwenye ICT mbavu zangu mie 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wakunya mtaacha uongo lini?

 

[NairobiWalker]

Utakunya kwa wivu, baada ya kuona madai yako ni upuuzi mtupu umekimbilia kusema zingine sio traffic lights 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Wewe ni mpumbavu. Sina muda wa ku zoom mimi your claims can't change nothing.. traffic lights kwa Mwanza zipo karibu maeneo yote muhimu ya katikati ya mji na nje pia.. I've just decided to show you kwamba wewe ni kima unavyonaia eti Mwanza hakuna traffic lights eti kwasababu Kisumu ndio imepata moja this year. 🤣🤣🤣 Mimi nilifika Mwanza my first time 2018 na nilizikuta mingi tu.

Ati Kisumu umepata this year?😂😂

 

[babayao255]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hii taarifa nilikua sijaiona. Jamaa kumbe ndio wanataka wafungue portal ya kuangalia matokeo mwaka kesho.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Hii tumetumia Tz mbona ni muda mrefu sana. Mdogo angu nilimuangalizia tokeo lake la kidato cha nne 2015 . NairobiWalker nyie mbwa mpo nyuma yetu in so many ways.

Kidato cha nne umeenda mbali sana.
Kuanzia darasa la nne yaani standard four matokeo ni online, tulisha achana na mambo ya kubandika kwenye korido. 😂😂😂

 

[MlimaSayuni]

Kwahyo mzee baba hapa unatutambia pavements au.? 🤣🤣

Nilitaka niulize same qns😂😂😂😂😂

 

[chongchung]

Haya majamaa ni zero brain kabisa yaani Hadi Leo hii hawana portal ya kuangalizia matokeo 😂😂

View: https://twitter.com/Kenyans/status/1732695273850249268?t=Obr3bHyFwChFDoYThIs2IQ&s=19

Alivyo na mbwe mbwe sasa, anasema free of charge utafikiri ni ajabu la dunia 😂😂😂

 

[NDINDA]

Haya majamaa ni zero brain kabisa yaani Hadi Leo hii hawana portal ya kuangalizia matokeo 😂😂

View: https://twitter.com/Kenyans/status/1732695273850249268?t=Obr3bHyFwChFDoYThIs2IQ&s=19

Kwa hiyo bado wanabandika ukutani?😂😂😂😂

 

[The best 007]

View: https://x.com/TzFootballers/status/1728690653121397130?s=20


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Nilimwambia wapo wengi sana, siku watakuja kuiona Tanzania world cup ndiyo watatia adabu, wapo wengine Barcelona, Bilbao, Sevilla na wala haturingi.

 

[The best 007]

By 2030 all major highways in Nairobi will be dual carriageways. Kazi inaendelea hapa Limuru Road

View: https://youtu.be/cBfl8Nn0aNQ?si=y-zJVqBHThY-mcZ0

Waambieni viongozi wenu wawatimizie ahadi hii kwanza kabla muongopewe tena.

 

[The best 007]

Sama boy 255

View: https://youtu.be/Mq9Yy2sDqys?si=abR8zHMOu7hCcUtw

Kama New Cairo mwanangu 😍😍😘🥰❤️🇹🇿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

 

[The best 007]

Benchmarking for what?
Na wako na Yao inafanya KAZI since 2016?
Ama yenu Iko na traffic ya maana mnabeba tonnes of cargo plus million's of Passengers tayari

Uwende ukawaulize wao kwnn wamekuja kujifunza huku wkt wana yakwao inafanya kazi, ukimaliza kuwauliza wa Ethiopia uende ukawaulize na CAF kwnn nchi nyingi za Afrika mkiwemo nyie mmechagua kutumia viwanja vyetu vya mpira wakati mna vyenu.

 

[The best 007]

Hii ni port ama slum
Vile ni kadogo!!!

Hasira haitokusaidia chochote 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

View: https://youtu.be/DH0Nl_5_JKQ?si=u9MvNzYXhNuq8rOZ

Ndio wanaifananisha na Mwanza hii, wallahi hawa ni vichaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Sisi Dar siku nyingi all major roads ni dual.

Tulileta battle ya dual humu tukawachapa vibaya.

 

[The best 007]

I think ni muda sasa wa kuona private investments zinawekwa hapo. Eneo kubwa la mji ambalo lipo well planned na lami kali kabisa bado linaonekana lipo empty.. what's their plan.?

Serikali imeanza kazi imebaki kwa private sector na hata wasipokuja tutajenga wenyewe kupitia GoT.

 

[The best 007]

Hivi Jiji Gani Kenya watu wankufa njaa?

Kenya nzima.

 

[BlietzKrieg]

Hizi picha nilibahatika kupiga mwaka jana kwenye maeneo kadhaa ya jiji la Mwanza, wala sikua najua kama kuna siku nyie wapumbavu mtauliza kuhusu traffic lights za Mwanza humu ndani, luckly I did.. heb fumbua macho we kima 👇View attachment 2835492nyingine👇View attachment 2835494tena👇View attachment 2835495ingine👇View attachment 2835496nyingine👇View attachment 2835497View attachment 2835499hiki ni kitu cha kawaida huko Mwanza traffic lights zipo kaziru kila sehemu yenye msongamano.

Barabara juakali tupu.
Inakaa ushago.
Zero traffic too.