Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The best 007]

Do you know anything about Diani…..we haven’t even shown that yet…. That’s Mombasa…You guys are not our equal… just blind patriotism mko nayo …. Now please go charge your phone unless una generator …..🤣🤣🤣🤣

Sasa mbona dunia haiijui hiyo Diani inaijua Zanzibar, mtu yeyote duniani hapa muulize kuhusu Zanzibar atakuambia anaijua, vipi kuhusu Diani mbn haijulikani sasa, me mwenyewe ndio kwanza nakusikia wewe kuhusu Diani, kwanza hiyo Diani iko wapi Nairobi au wapi.

 

[KANAIRO]

Hii ndiyo resident Mall ya UN na diplomatic community… i wonder where diplomats in Dar is a slum go shopping especially the US Embassy staff huko Uswaziland…🤣🤣🤣🤣

daresalaam is trying but the typical ushamba uswazi vybe weighs heavily on that city....hata kina bolt,uber and all the organized taxis left out of inability to get customers

 

[Geza Ulole]

That’s why nobody takes you seriously Bongolala…first Kasarani ni 60k capacity… ya pili why bring up slums?… have you been to Mkapa stadium?… Another symptom of blind patriotism…🤣🤣View attachment 2766274

aaawapi weka viti tujue idadi yake kamili kitu mnakalia zege halafu unabweka idadi! Ukunya ni dalili ya tabia na vinasabahaa vya utaahira!

 

[The best 007]

Hivi ahadi ya mfalme wa Morocco ndio imeyeyuka au tutarajie 😇

Tutajenga wenyewe, huyo mfalme akahangaike na tetemeko kwanza.

 

[KANAIRO]

Sasa mbona dunia haiijui hiyo Diani inaijua Zanzibar, mtu yeyote duniani hapa muulize kuhusu Zanzibar atakuambia anaijua, vipi kuhusu Diani mbn haijulikani sasa, me mwenyewe ndio kwanza nakusikia wewe kuhusu Diani, kwanza hiyo Diani iko wapi Nairobi au wapi.

your sorry zanjiba is naked bro....kilifi just whitewashed it....sobs

 

[The best 007]

Home of the 2027 AFCON Finals….wapende wasipende…. CAF already knows…. They are just waiting….View attachment 2766248

So, fainali itachezwa kwenye render au sio 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Upeleke fainali kwenye uwanja wa watu elfu kumi na tano? Uwanja uko jagwani mbele kuna slums? Unaumwa wewe….😂😂View attachment 2766255

Uwanja gani huu mkuu 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[mwaiofhawaii]

Hahaha… I got some great news… my first cousin just called me … she has been posted to the Embassy in Dar…. She couldn’t understand why I was so joyful… Hajui mambo ya hii battle but I gave her a job to be my spy for the latest in Uswazistan… I gave her first assignment already… pictures loading in a few days… more exposure coming…Bongolalas better run n’ hide..🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Hayo midege ya zamani yanaenda Heathrow mara mbili kwa siku. Hayo yenu mapya yanapiga safari za ndani yakisafirisha korosho

Heathrow with 10 passengers onboard 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://twitter.com/WizarayaUC/status/1707736614842060871

MY TAKE
Yaani mashabiki waache kupanda latest version Boeing B737-9MAX wakapande ndege chakavu za mikopo za KQ? Yaani hata Wakunya watapanda humu!

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://twitter.com/WizarayaUC/status/1707601715917119816

 

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Tulikopita ndiko Wakunya wanajivunia 🤣😂

View: https://twitter.com/FadhyMtanga/status/1707689529929605331?t=ZjqTYRoG_agbgoDkELIuYQ&s=19

 

[Sama boy 255]

Why are you so addictive to serikali… 🤣🤣..and yes they have already indicated and given contract to KDF engineers…. Am sure you knew that… or ask your Ichogal to update you on Kenyan news…🤣🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣 KDF to build that kinda facility.? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 We jamaa unaota mchana mchana 🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Uwanja gani huu wakuu ndio kwanza nauona leo, mbona kama umelala upande mmoja, upo Kenya au🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂

 

[The best 007]

Kenya bhn kila kioja kipo huko, jamaa hawapo serious kabisa, wamekuja kutuomba tuwashirikishe kwenye mbio za kuomba kuandaa AFCON lkn mpaka sasa hakuna jitihada zozote wanazofanya kuonesha kuwa nao ni waandaaji 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

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View: https://youtu.be/_3mt8aTR9eM?si=uIyMiL5Gh5e_rpoM

 

[The best 007]

Mimi nawaambia haki ya mama hii michuano tutaandaa pekeetu, si Kenya wala Uganda watatia pua zao, na kama wakijaribu tu kutuiga sisi mtaona njaa itakayotokea kwenye hivyo vinchi.

 

[ChoiceVariable]

View: https://twitter.com/thebizwiztz/status/1706573391757488616?t=HcpL2U9e0dEgUzHkDU6Lqg&s=19

 

[The best 007]

Na niiombe tu serikali ijiandae kweli kweli, wajenge hivyo viwanja viwili ukijumlisha na Lupaso na Amani cha Zanzibar jumla vinakuwa viwanja vinne bora kabisa, wakarabati na shamba la bibi ili tuwe na viwanja vitano alafu vingine kama CCM kirumba na jamuhuri ukiongeza na cha Azam vinakuwa vya mazoezi, hawa jamaa Kenya na Uganda hawatoandaa hii michuano, hawana huo uwezo.

 

[Mashashola]

I thought it was a joke but they actually had an opening ceremony…. Hata Diamond performed for the special lift occasion….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

my goodness, danganyikans are so backward. Yani kenya tutasema ni washamba