Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[KOMANDO YOSO]

Huku Kenya tunafunza watoto wa miaka mitano coding shuleni huku nyinyi mnafunzwa kuwa wajamaa, mlilaaniwa kweli

Coding aseee wajinga sana nyie

 

[KOMANDO YOSO]

Unataka niskie vibaya? 😆😆😆Hasira zzko pelekea CCM wenye wanafikiria tu matumbo yao na kufukuza investors

Watu kama wwe walikuja wakapita

 

[KOMANDO YOSO]

Huku Kenya tunafunza watoto wa miaka mitano coding shuleni huku nyinyi mnafunzwa kuwa wajamaa, mlilaaniwa kweli

uchukui round umu ndani

 

[Geza Ulole]

Huku Kenya tunafunza watoto wa miaka mitano coding shuleni huku nyinyi mnafunzwa kuwa wajamaa, mlilaaniwa kweli

na laptop au desktop zipi? au umeme upi?

 

[Geza Ulole]

Non

No Kenyan wants to invest in your shithole country. Nobody, not even billionaires. Si Elon Musk aliwatoroka? 😆😆😆 Hao wajinga wawili umetuma waliona heri kuinvest in a Kenyan company. No one wants to do business with you bunch of cunts

Kirubi alikufa account ikakutwa na less than $200 mln yet alikuwa richest Kundustan! That tells of how poor r ur richest citizens!

 

[KOMANDO YOSO]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uPOsqWdA9Uc
unaumia ukiwa wapi

 

[KOMANDO YOSO]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uPOsqWdA9Uc
unaumia ukiwa wapi

Iyo inaitwa akili design aloooo vp canopy mwainaje apo

 

[chongchung]

You know those percentages are given by MPESA themselves right? So MPESA is out here lying to people? Woooow.

US ambassador to Kenya turned out mpesa? The same old lady lied you got functional SGR linking the rest of the region while the bare facts on the ground it's a loss minting throwaway

 

[The Other Delo]

na laptop au desktop zipi? au umeme upi?

Hii ni shule ya mashambani tu wacha ata za town.


View: https://x.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/1662153137820401670?s=20

Again, let me remind you:

Electricity Penetration:
Kenya - 76%
Bongolala - 36%

 

[chongchung]

And by the way, Tanzania hardly ever appears on money sending apps. Even Paypal does not work in Bongolala. Bongolalas hawawezi tumiwa pesa direct from abroad. Lazima watumie njia za kifichefiche. Lazima watolee Kenya at an extra cost (MPESA KENYA - MPESA TANZANIA). For a Bongolala to make an international transaction such as using Paypal, lazima watumie Mkenya kwanza ama awe na line ya Safaricom alafu wanapayuka hapa 😆😆😆. 70% of your GDP flows through MPESA and we own you.

We taahira Unajua hiki kitu na maana yake?

View: https://twitter.com/NMBTanzania/status/1701913415118209403?t=Qx56CUuNm8DRkzGwkRylsw&s=19

 

[The Other Delo]

Kirubi alikufa account ikakutwa na less than $200 mln yet alikuwa richest Kundustan! That tells of how poor r ur richest citizens!

Yet he built the largest mall in East and Central Africa. Second largest in Sub-Saharan Africa. Nyinyi mna mall ipi tena?

 

[coodip1]

Looks like a mud desert house in Timbuktu. 🤣

This mud picture of Timbuktu reminds me of JKIA 😅

 

[The Other Delo]

We taahira Unajua hiki kitu na maana yake?

View: https://twitter.com/NMBTanzania/status/1701913415118209403?t=Qx56CUuNm8DRkzGwkRylsw&s=19

Unajua tofauti ya credit card na money sending app? Mnakuwanga na very low IQ nyinyi maumbwa

 

[KOMANDO YOSO]

Hii ni shule ya mashambani tu wacha ata za town.


View: https://x.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/1662153137820401670?s=20

Again, let me remind you:

Electricity Penetration:
Kenya - 76%
Bongolala - 36%

Ndio ulikua unatafta ako ka clip muda wote najua awafundishwi ni miosho tu iyo wewe dogo

 

[coodip1]

Kama hii ndio matope mlikuwa mnasema the best in Africa then I pity you. Halafu kistation chenyewe kidogo eti kiko kwa capital city.🚮

Hiyo ni proper station fully enclosed with HVAC system sio zile godowns za kule kaskazini.

 

[chongchung]

Hii ni shule ya mashambani tu wacha ata za town.


View: https://x.com/AfricaFactsZone/status/1662153137820401670?s=20

Again, let me remind you:

Electricity Penetration:
Kenya - 76%
Bongolala - 36%

It will take you ages to reach here


View: https://twitter.com/ngoma_mohammed/status/1631268257956089862?t=KavWTwKXgLjZ61GjqEbXOg&s=19

 

[KOMANDO YOSO]

View: https://twitter.com/MilanziGaudence/status/1702686822097109390
Chetu ni chetu ata afundishe nani tunajivunia kiswahili nyie mbwa wa kikenyani mnajivunia nini
kama mnajiamini anzeni kutoa course za kijaluo mavyuoni hahahahaaaaaaaa inauma iyo

 

[chongchung]

Unajua tofauti ya credit card na money sending app? Mnakuwanga na very low IQ nyinyi maumbwa

Money sending app 🤣🤣 kwani NMB haina app?

 

[The Other Delo]

It will take you ages to reach here


View: https://twitter.com/ngoma_mohammed/status/1631268257956089862?t=KavWTwKXgLjZ61GjqEbXOg&s=19

Shule ya Sekondari 😆😆😆😆Huku mtoto wa miaka mitano anachafua hao washenzi. Halafu, hapo coding imetajwa wapi? Mnafunzwa basic computer knowledge mnaambiwa ni coding 🤣🤣🤣

 

[chongchung]

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uPOsqWdA9Uc
unaumia ukiwa wapi

Hawa mataahira hawatakaa wapate kitu kama hiki