Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[ichoboy01]

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[Vincenzo Jr]

I was in Masaki, apparently one of your "richest" neighborhoods. Huku Kenya, estates kama hizo ni za Middle Class. I would compare it to Buruburu

Si kweli buruburu pakawaida sana hata apafikii kigamboni

 

[Vincenzo Jr]

Sawa mjuaji😂😂😂

Mtoto wa kibera wewe hujui kitu

 

[The best 007]

For a developing country with less than 10% arable land how do you expect us to have enough food to feed ourselves?

Sio kazi yetu sisi kujua hilo, ikiwa Egypt ipo jangwani na hawana njaa kama nyinyi, si huwa mnasema mnaizidi Tanzania kwa ukijani, inakuwaje leo utulilie sisi kwamba mna njaa. Jibu ni kwamba nyie ni wazembe na wavivu, mnachoweza ni kupigana miti na kuzaliana kwa wingi kama mchwa, kanchi kadogo mara mbili na nusu ya Tanzania lakini mpo watu milioni 60 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

This argument hata hatupelekani mahali. Wewe enda ulime nisilale njaa leo

Watakut..mba we penda mserereko tu 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

They are the largest oil producer in the world. Again, you were saying?

Na nyie si ni largest slums producer in the world au?🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The Other Delo]

Mtoto wa kibera wewe hujui kitu

Hii hapa tukipelekwa Nugwi. Very bumpy ride and not even worth it. Not to mention how expensive it is for tourists.

 

[Vincenzo Jr]

Hii hapa tukipelekwa Nugwi. Very bumpy ride and not even worth it. Not to mention how expensive it is for tourists.

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Unataka na mimi niweke picha za kibera au mathale

 

[Geza Ulole]

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[Vincenzo Jr]

Na nyie si ni largest slums producer in the world au?🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hawana kitu hawa ndo maana wametoa yule dada ambaye ni porn star wao nchi iko na watu hovyo sana

 

[NairobiWalker]

Si kweli buruburu pakawaida sana hata apafikii kigamboni

Wacha kunichekesha broo. 🤣 🤣

Buruburu

Kigamboni

Hii Kigamboni moja yenye haina tarmaced road wala planning?

 

[The Other Delo]

Unataka na mimi niweke picha za kibera au mathale

Hiyo Kibera ndio mnajua pekee. Did you know that Upperhill, the richest square mile in East Africa is in Kibera constituency? Well now you know.

 

[The Other Delo]

Si kweli buruburu pakawaida sana hata apafikii kigamboni

I was in Oyster bay and was surprised there are dirt roads there too, despite being "Where the rich hide in Dar es Salaam". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Masaki has nothing over Buruburu

 

[The Other Delo]

Unataka na mimi niweke picha za kibera au mathale

Weka na pia za Westlands, Kilimani, Lavington, Kileleshwa, Runda, Muthaiga, Langata, Karen, Buruburu, Riverside. All these are more developed than Masaki. And by the way, many Nairobians live in these estates. Huko Kibera na Mathare kumejaa professional Tanzanian beggers wenye wanatuchafulia Nairobi. Wamejaa Gikomba wanalala njaa

 

[Vincenzo Jr]

Una uhakika hapo ni penyewe au google wamekudanganya

Wacha kunichekesha broo. 🤣 🤣

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Kigamboni
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Hii Kigamboni moja yenye haina tarmaced road wala planning?

 

[Vincenzo Jr]

Hiyo Kibera ndio mnajua pekee. Did you know that Upperhill, the richest square mile in East Africa is in Kibera constituency? Well now you know.

Nendeni mkamuangalieni Zaawaadi google maana ndo michezo yenu nyie wakenya ndo maana mahindi hamna uko kwenu kazi yenu dada zenu ni kucheza porn

 

[Vincenzo Jr]

Weka na pia za Westlands, Kilimani, Lavington, Kileleshwa, Runda, Muthaiga, Langata, Karen, Buruburu, Riverside. All these are more developed than Masaki. And by the way, many Nairobians live in these estates. Huko Kibera na Mathare kumejaa professional Tanzanian beggers wenye wanatuchafulia Nairobi. Wamejaa Gikomba wanalala njaa

Nendeni mkaandamane ndo mnachojua

 

[The best 007]

Wacha kunichekesha broo. 🤣 🤣

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Kigamboni
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Hii Kigamboni moja yenye haina tarmaced road wala planning?

Kaonesha kasehemu kadogo ka apartments za mkoloni wanazokesha kurudia rudia humu lkn mbele kidogo kuna vundo la slums kakata picha, alafu kigamboni katafuta sehemu ya kujifariji, huyu jamaa anaumizwa sn na Tanzania wallahi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

Egypt has crude oil, again, you were saying?

Nyie mna matako 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[The best 007]

I was on an 8 day visit last month

Weka picha kama sisi huku watanzania wakija kwenu wanaweka picha humu je wewe unashindwa nini kama kweli ulikuja Dar, pesa tu ya kula huna ndiyo upate pesa ya kuja Tz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣