Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

[The Other Delo]

Kaa kimya will you be moving around with empty sufurias on the head?

This argument hata hatupelekani mahali. Wewe enda ulime nisilale njaa leo

 

[ichoboy01]

For a developing country with less than 10% arable land how do you expect us to have enough food to feed ourselves?

Saud arabia ni 100% jangwa ila ndio wanatoa msaada wa chakula kwenu mbuzi nyinyi 😅😅

Arable land yote kenya iko chini ya wanasiasa na wazungu wanapanda maua wanapeleka kwao wanawaacha mafala nyinyi njaa inawamaliza kila mwaka alaf unaongea upuuzi gani hapa

 

[ichoboy01]

This argument hata hatupelekani mahali. Wewe enda ulime nisilale njaa leo

Jiandae kubeba sufuria juu ya kichwa 😅😅

View: https://twitter.com/ManuMkisii2/status/1702526300009726368?t=glEdiebb0lYAhJKZGlA6OA&s=19

 

[Vincenzo Jr]

Enda YouTube uone vloggers from all over the continent coming to Nairobi wakiita "The New York of Africa" Wala hawaji Dar es Salaam 🤣. All over Africa wanaita Nairobi the capital of Africa. Wivu utawamaliza

Lakini mko na shida ya umaskini sana😂🤣😁 mbona hata dar wanakujaga pamoja na zanzibar

 

[coodip1]

Kumbe ilikua suala la muda tu😅😅😅😅

View: https://twitter.com/ntvkenya/status/1702410042077569521?t=glrvGQTfitcK4X9CI6tWvA&s=19

View: https://twitter.com/Xp20012/status/1702507410655522991?t=Xd58wcKmzE9I2QkYJEN-3w&s=19

View: https://twitter.com/KenyanonTwirra/status/1702414554494279711?t=KyrsHr4yr13iF4OFMa-iMg&s=19

View: https://twitter.com/orina_brian/status/1702417026763870339?t=vgTxslIc-roVNqz5C08J1Q&s=19

View: https://twitter.com/Toruk_Makto8/status/1702407331563143401?t=YCFdV2M8jryYHp_qIZ1IkQ&s=19

It is a land of impossibilities 😁

 

[Vincenzo Jr]

Duh kazi ipo, new york kwa vumbi hili, huoni aibu? Sehemu kama hiyo kwa sasa hapa Dar huwezi kuta mchanga au vumbi kama hilo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mwambie huyo aelewe😁🤣😂

 

[ichoboy01]

They are the largest oil producer in the world. Again, you were saying?

So what?? Where is ur GDP ambayo hua mukijisifu nayo hapa??😅😅 ziko wapi zile industries na bank hua mukijisifu nazo??

Ile GDP hua munajisifu inasaidia nini kwenu au ndio iko kwenye karatasi kwa ground mambo ni jahannam 😅😅😅😅

 

[Vincenzo Jr]

Not someone from Dar talking about vumbi in Nairobi. In Dar, just a few kilometres from the city kuna dirt roads. Kwa main roads mmejaribu lakini interiors hata kwa estates there are still dirt roads. Nairobi hizo unapata huko Kitengela, nowhere near the city

Si kweli ushawahi fika dar

 

[ichoboy01]

Si kweli ushawahi fika dar

Achana nae huyo chizi kaja na id nyingine kutuliza vurugu baada ya kuona mambo yamewakalia vibaya 😅😅😅😅

 

[The Other Delo]

Si kweli ushawahi fika dar

I was on an 8 day visit last month

 

[ichoboy01]

Sisi nye nye nye tunajua kupaka makeup na eye shadow sisi GDP iko nye nye nye

Haya onesheni jeuri ya GDP sasa 😅😅

View: https://twitter.com/eastafricatv/status/1702541585991225710?t=Qd3b_773zMB8oTpieVURgg&s=19

 

[The Other Delo]

Lakini mko na shida ya umaskini sana😂🤣😁 mbona hata dar wanakujaga pamoja na zanzibar

😂😂😂😂 Zanzibar? Very overhyped. Diani is way better. Hiyo mnatuonyeshanga ni only 10%. The 90% is never posted. I was surprised we had to travel some other distance ati ndio tupate mahali white sand beach ipo Lmaoo 😂😂😂

 

[Vincenzo Jr]

I was on an 8 day visit last month

Ulifika maeneo gani mbona hata mimi nilifika hapo kwenu kibera ni kuchafu sana na ni karibu na Nairobi 🤣🤣😂

 

[ichoboy01]

View: https://twitter.com/earadiofm/status/1702553984634875935?t=7JaePcodjma10hvyuzcBmQ&s=19

 

[Geza Ulole]

View: https://twitter.com/JAMVILAHABARI/status/1702551736869704032?t=TI00UtDFair8gMTIINx3QA&s=19

Halafu azuke Mkundustan aseme si vipya! Nitamtoa nyongo..!

 

[ichoboy01]

Jiandae ukaende shambani ndio nipate chakula 🤣

Mchumi wenu munaomtegemea anahara sasa hvi 😅😅😅😅

View: https://twitter.com/Kenyans/status/1702547585825640944?t=Q8ntQACfHZFgTg3B9U75Ew&s=19

 

[Vincenzo Jr]

😂😂😂😂 Zanzibar? Very overhyped. Diani is way better. Hiyo mnatuonyeshanga ni only 10%. The 90% is never posted. I was surprised we had to travel some other distance ati ndio tupate mahali white sand beach ipo Lmaoo 😂😂😂

Si kweli ujawahi fika zanzibar wew

 

[The Other Delo]

Ulifika maeneo gani mbona hata mimi nilifika hapo kwenu kibera ni kuchafu sana na ni karibu na Nairobi 🤣🤣😂

I was in Masaki, apparently one of your "richest" neighborhoods. Huku Kenya, estates kama hizo ni za Middle Class. I would compare it to Buruburu

 

[Geza Ulole]

Wapi Kisumu international airport a fair comparison?

View: https://twitter.com/WizarayaUC/status/1702543766874189968

VS



View: https://twitter.com/MasiraObat/status/1700531507410944277

MY TAKE
Upon receiving $11 mln to begin a construction for a brandnew PAX terminal , Mwanza Airport is no more at par with Kisumu local airport!

 

[Vincenzo Jr]

Wakenya mko na sehemu chafu sana kibera na mathare na ni sehemu ya nairobi alafu mnakuja kujisifia hamna akili wakenya