Battle: Dar es Salaam vs Nairobi

Kenyans!!!!!! Come take your illiterate fucks out of here! Kenyan English and Tanzanian English are like British and American English?? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh you have made my day! Kwa American English/ British English gani mliyonayo? English yenu mnachanganya na kiluo, kikuyu sijui na madudu gani tena...now you are giving it high standards? 😂😂😂 The internet is the world’s largest library mate. If Dar had slums, positive search results would have prompted on my cellphone, but they didn’t.
 
So you finally agree there's TRUTH in this map? Coz honestly, Kenyans we are always in awe or amazed at SOUTH AFRICA. Same story for TZ to KE 😹😹View attachment 1541018
Don’t put words in my mouth. This map is a lie. I bet it was made by kenyans because you are the biggest fakes on this content. If you claim that it’s true then leta official source hapa!
 
Wewe huelewi what he meant. It was as simple as this. He meant that the English spoken is different going with different countries and he took an example of UK and USA or let's say Nigeria and South Africa. You take things literally like an uneducated person.
 
I understood every little stupid word he wrote. Is there a substitute for the word “slum” in Tanzania? You tell me if it does and if doesn’t exist then you are as stupid as he is.
 
I understood every little stupid word he wrote. Is there a substitute for the word “slum” in Tanzania? You tell me if it does and if doesn’t exist then you are as stupid as he is.
I wasn't in the slum talk that's between you and him. I specifically replied to the English stereotype that you had. The slum talk I between the two of you I'm not part of it. Good day
 
I can do the same for Kibera. SAME SCALE.


In fact, kibera looks more appealing 😹

 
Enyewe the stupidity is CONGENITAL. I PITY you.
 
I wasn't in the slum talk that's between you and him. I specifically replied to the English stereotype that you had. The slum talk I between the two of you I'm not part of it. Good day
😂😂😂😂 Oh I am not stereotypical with regards to Kenyan English. I was just stating the facts! Kenyans mix their English with their tribal languages...everybody knows that. But anyways, Good day to you too.
 
Is that all you have to say? 😂😂😂😂😂
Yes. I don't want to burden your mind. It's already burdened enough seeing that it's a congenital disorder you suffer. 😹

Good day, boy.
 
Yes. I don't want to burden your mind. It's already burdened enough seeing that it's a congenital disorder you suffer. 😹

Good day, boy.
You can’t handle my heat is what you are saying. Good day to you too.
 
But Kibera isn’t the only slum in Nairobi mate! You’ve got shit like Kawangware, Mathare....the list is virtually endless
But I can see names like KIJITINYAMA, MANZESE, BUGURUNI, MAGOMENI, MWANANYAMALA, JANGWANI etc. Zooming in on Google Earth, I see no difference to Kibera, Mathew, Kawangware and the likes. 😹

UNPLANNED SETTLEMENTS, also known as SLUMS in Kenya. 😹
 
Slums in Kenya aren’t just unplanned settlements, they are literally MABANDA YA NGURUWE. People live in boxes, live in houses made of iron sheets. There are no toilets hence, no proper sanitation. Everything is just a mess.
 
HONEST OPINION WITHOUT BIAS OR FAVOR:

NBO takes the crown in category1, 2,3,4,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14 and 15.

Dar narrowly beats NBO in categories 5 and 6.

Argue with your mothers.
 
BATTLE!? 😹😹😹 WHAT BATTLE!?? Yaani watz imebaki sasa kushindanisha slums za NAIROBI na UNPLANNED SETTLEMENTS za Dar? Duh! Nimecheka sana.


Admin funga huu ushuzi, hamna battle hapa.
 
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