JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Teacher: I killed a person
convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is u will go to jail.
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...ATM kama hii inaweza kukufilisi kama akili yako ina 'mgando' wa mfadhaiko...
...weekend njema :D !
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A couple had only been married for two weeks, but the husband, although
very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with
his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife...
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Chacha: My wife is so naughty.
She always kidding with me.
Kamau: how..?
Chacha: yesterday I went home. And I put my hands on her eyes.
She said; Its you the Shamba boy!?
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Mwalimu Kibogoyo aliingia darasani kufundisha somo la Kiingereza na kabla ya kuanza kufundisha, akaanza kwa chemsha bongo ndipo alipomuuliza mwanafunzi mmoja swali, ilikuwa hivi:
Mwalimu...
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
"Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours...
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This could happen to you.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: "Hi, how are you?"
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the public toilet but I...
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1).....If we say 'MUMMY', they come together & go apart when we say 'DADDY'
2).....What goes up & never comes down:
3).....Patches over patches but no stitches:
4).....What is that we...
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Jamaa mmoja alifikishwa mahakamani kwa tuhuma za kumbaka bibi kizee,
baada ya kusomewa shitaka lake bibi kizee alitakiwa kuelezea ilivyokuwa na kisha kupendekeza adhabu aliyoona inafaa...
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Mchongoano
1. Ati home kwenu mume sota deadly mpaka mume covert swimming pool
yenu kuwa car-wash 2. Ati deep-freeze ya fridge yenu iko na ma-paintings za ma-Eskimo
huko sehemu za...
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Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points
Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she expects.
Sorry,That's the...
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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity...
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A lecturer was asked what is the good lecture?
He answered,'A good lecture should be like girl's miniskirt!...Long enough to cover the subject and short enough to create inerest!!
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There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, Ill quit!"...
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A teacher asked the smart boy in class,'whats the difference btn challenge and problem?
The boy answered, 1 boy + 3 girls in bed=Challenge.
And 3 boys +1 girl in bed=...
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Hizi mesage nyingi bwana vituko vitupu. Hebu angalia hii hapo chini:-
"Kutokana na migomo inayoendelea nchini, Raisi ametangaza kufunga nchi kwa muda usiojulikana. Ifikapo saa 10 jioni...
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Paaji If Obama Wins,
Will it still called "the White House!?"
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Mtu mmoja alikuwa ndani ya nyumba yake. Ghafla wakaja wageni kadhaa. Katika wageni hao kulikuwa na wababa wawili, watoto wawili, babu mmoja na mjukuu mmoja. Ikiwa jamaa (mwenyeji) anataka kukaa...
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Great!Here are more stuff I received from our network communication:IMPORTANT HEALTH ISSUE FOR WOMEN Do you have feelings of inadequacy?Do you suffer from shyness?Do you sometimes wish you were...
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Nilipewa challenge hii lakini kwa kuwa kiingereza changu hakijakaa shule ninahitaji msaada wenu wa tadfsiri ya maneno haya kwa kiingereza:
"baba, mimi ni mtoto wako wa ngapi?"
Msishangae...
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