JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. The husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are no good in bed either," and then storms out of the house.
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was...
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One day, while relieving himself in the employee restroom, Carl could not help but notice the unusually long penis on the black man in the adjoining urinal. "How do you guys do that?" asked Carl...
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.
I mean, life is tough.
It takes up a lot of your time.
What do you get at the end of it? A Death!
What's that, a bonus?
I think...
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of...
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Jamaa mpenda wake za watu. siku moja alikuwa akila uroda na mke wa
jirani mtaa wa pili usiku wakati mumewe hayupo. Ghafla, mume karudi na
kuanza kupigahodi mlango wa mbele. mke kusikia mumewe...
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Hii inanikumbusha enzi zilee za mababu zetu,Kiongozi akiwa anasafiri anabebwa kwenye kiti juu mwanzo wa safari mpaka mwisho wa safari kama ni Dar mpaka Moro watu wanabeba juu.
Kumbe ipo mpaka...
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A couple are involved in a car accident and the wife's face is badly burnt.As she used a strong skin cream her skin could not be used.Some skin was taken from her husbands back side for grafting...
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A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want...
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Boy1: Why did you punched me?
Boy2: You called me hippopotamus!
Boy1: Are you nuts! That was last year.
Boy2: I know. I just saw a picture of hippopotamus a minute ago, idiot!
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A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother of Six", in spite of her objections.
One night, they go to a...
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I won't say much.. just listen:
http://home.comcast.net/~singingman7777/SOY.htm
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In a train compartment, there are three men and a ravishing young girl. The four passengers join in conversation, which very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young girl proposes, "If each of...
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Two priests decided to go to Hawaii for a vacation. They were determined to make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy.
As soon as the plane landed...
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What was going through George Bush's mind?
Trying and caption this pic...I'll start.. "Just do it "
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Jamani someni hii kitu nimekumbana nayo kwenye mail.
Nilikua mwajiriwa katika kampuni moja maarufu jijini dare s salaam , katika kuajiriwa kwangu huko nikawa msaidizi maalumu wa bosi wa...
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GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed...
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It was professor Smith's first day at St. Johns medical college as a faculty. Known for his teaching excellence, he made his entry into a classroom of 1st year medical students, where he received...
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1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them
2. Having s*x in a twin bed is out of the question
3. You keep more food than...
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