JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Pastor: 'If there is anybody here that does not want this couple to be
Joined together in holy matrimony, he or she should speak out now.'
A man from the extreme of the church stood up and...
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A guy donated blood to his girlfrind. When they broke up,he
wanted his blood back.
The girl threw a bloody sanitary pad at him and said,
'I'll pay you in monthly instalment.'...
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Fill the blanks with YES or No
____I DONT HAVE A BRAIN
____I DONT HAVE SENSE.
____I AM STUPID
NO HURRY,U CAN THINK WHOLE DAY AND NIGHT.
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While walking down the street, Dubya was struck by a large wheel of cheese that fell out of SwissAir flight 19.
Sadly. George does not make it and his soul arrives in heaven and he is met by...
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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint:
What Equals 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been in...
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1. Never wake up early: Keep stretching and turning in bed until you get too hungry to continue dozing. If there are no bedbugs, why hurry toget up?
2. Never plan how to spend your money...
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A man was sitting reading his paper when his wife hit him round the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" the man asked. The wife replied "That was for the piece of paper with the name...
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Jamaa 1 alikuwa kila siku anaota panya wanacheza mpira akaenda kwa mganga...ili aziondoe hizo ndoto.Mganga akampa dawa ambayo alitakiwa anywe leo kama sharti ili ndoto ziishe.
Jamaa akamwambia...
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Mashine ya kungundua wezi ilijaribiwa marekani & kwingineko.Marekani ndani ya dakika 30 ilinasa wezi 500,zimbabwe dakika 20 wezi laki 20,Kenya dakika 10 wezi Milioni 2.Tanzania ndani ya dakika 5...
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A grade 3 child asked his teacher.
Child: Sorry Sir, does honey have legs?
Teacher: No, but why asking such question?
Child: Because every night I always hear my daddy saying, "honey stretch...
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....and still score points with the Wife
A guy wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of...
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Marriage - Part I
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I...
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One Sunday morning Charles burst into living room and said, "Dad,Mom, I have some great news for you,that I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town.She lives a block away and her...
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Polisi: Msee wangu tukusaidie nini
Mzee: Wezi wameiba godoro
Polisi: Kuna mtu waweza kumhisi hana ritandiko karibu na nyumba yako?
Mzee: Ana Ritandiko ana rigodoro
Polisi: Nenda mlete huyo...
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Ilitokea katika eneo fulani nauli ikapanda. Chakushangaza ni kwamba nauli kwa wanaume haikupanda. Kabla nauli ilikuwa ni shilingi 15,000 kwa wanaume na wanawake. Ilipopanda wanaume wakatakiwa...
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A woman must play hard to get,while a man has to be hard to play.
A woman says making love,a man says fu*****.
Extra:- Cunfucious said 'man who go to bed with sex on mind wakes with solution...
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Please read and comment, do u rearly need such a friend????????????????
One evening Mike went over his friend Terry's house to play cards with some friends. Mike sat directly across from...
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When You are too Sincere!!
A woman has an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her nine-year-old son
comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom...
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Surely is this a good reason for a man to cheat?
Dear Lord,
Thank you for opening my eyes to realize that there are beautiful women out there.You know God, when I met my wife , I thought...
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Marriage [PART 1]
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and
after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
'I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what...
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