E-mail ya kustua moyo...

[Natty Bongoman]

A man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife, whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint. Hearing the scream, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

"Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

 

[FRIDOLIN EDWARD]

Habari,naomba mniombe nagombea nafasi ya urais chuoni

 

[FRIDOLIN EDWARD]

Habari!naomba mniombe nagombea nafasi ya urais chuoni

 

[Abdulhalim]

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[fiksiman]

Habari!naomba mniombe nagombea nafasi ya urais chuoni

Peleka maombi yako kwingine bwana hapa si tunataka kucheka tu.

Ebwana hivi hakuna wataalum waliogundua kama tunaweza kuwasiliana na hao wadead kupitia kwenye mtandao maana kuna mdeni wangu kaenda bila kuweka sawa deni langu. Nisaidieni tafadhali ni pesa nyingi kidogo.

 

[Nesindiso Sir]

Teh! teh! teh! Jamaa si aende kwenye thread za dini?!!!! Hapa ni kucheka tu!!

 

[The Farmer]

Peleka maombi yako kwingine bwana hapa si tunataka kucheka tu.

Ebwana hivi hakuna wataalum waliogundua kama tunaweza kuwasiliana na hao wadead kupitia kwenye mtandao maana kuna mdeni wangu kaenda bila kuweka sawa deni langu. Nisaidieni tafadhali ni pesa nyingi kidogo.

Wewe hesabu maumivu tu.....

 

[SnEafer]

hehehehe, thats a good one lol
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[Dark City]

Peleka maombi yako kwingine bwana hapa si tunataka kucheka tu.

Ebwana hivi hakuna wataalum waliogundua kama tunaweza kuwasiliana na hao wadead kupitia kwenye mtandao maana kuna mdeni wangu kaenda bila kuweka sawa deni langu. Nisaidieni tafadhali ni pesa nyingi kidogo.

Fiks,

Kwamba jamaa kafariki hilo wala halikuumi au? Unanikumbusha utani wa akina Mangi na watani wao Wapare. Pesa yake ni zaidi ya mke na mtoto!!!

 

[GP]

Habari!naomba mniombe nagombea nafasi ya urais chuoni

mbona hueleweki ndugu, tukuombee kwa Mungu au tukuombee hiyo nafasi labda kwa vimemo au?