JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
There was a German, an Italian and our Banta on death row. The warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
To be shot
To be hung
To be injected with the AIDS virus for a slow death...
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Kijana wa miaka 22 anashitakiwa kumbaka bibi kizee wa watu.
Hakimu: Bibi hebu ieleze mahakama kilichotokea.
Bibi Kizee: Nimelala nyumbani kwangu usiku wa manane,
Mlango unavunjiliwa mbali na...
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TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
> > You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
> > Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.
> > You retire on the income.
> >
> >
> > KENYAN ECONOMICS
> > You have...
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John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he...
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Watu wamekuwa wakisema kuwa kanumba hajui kiinglish, Angalia then toa maoni yako nani anaweza zaidi kati ya K na hawa jamaa.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGuOJiqf1Tg
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Jamaa aliyekubuhu kwa mahesabu alimwandikia hivi mpenzi wake
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.There I saw you with your acute circular face,conical nose...
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BILL COSBY: Hi Kids, can any of you tell me if has happy parents!
Dogo: My parents are happy sometimes, and some other times
they pretend to be happy,
COSBY: when are they really happy and when...
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................................as stipulated by the International Olympic Committee. The illustration tells it all..!
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The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality.
"We live today in very difficult times for young people. In moments of temptation," she said...
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Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives.
The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."
The...
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The Ultimate Rejection Letter
Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your...
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A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
'Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using...
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Maasai alimwona jamaa ana kopo la maji anaenda ****** mazungumzo yao yakawa kama ifuatavyo:
Maasai: Rafiki mbona naenda na kopo ya maji ****** muk#nd# yako nakiu?
Maasai baada ya kuchomwa...
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this...
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this...
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The priest spoke this joke when I went to Catholic Mass last Sunday,there in the Latino Community.
It is a story about the boy who was very lazy in his studies. So,his parents decided to enroll...
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Phone Number trick
Try this and tell me if it worked for you
It's interesting
It worked for me
1. Key in the first 3 digits of your phone
number into a calculator...
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This is hilarious!
One day there was a guy who was driving to a nearby town. He was in a hurry, so he
took a back road to get there faster, when all of a sudden his car broke down.
A nearby...
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Minister For Education,
Department For Learning
Exam Sheet For
Jamii Forums
2 Minutes Question Paper...Try How Intelligent You Are...!
Time allowed: 2Minutes or Less...
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