A famous Heart Surgeon Lt. Dr. Nitu Mandke. He had done many heart operations.
A mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous
heart surgeon in...
Wapemba wawili walikuwa wanatembea barabarani kule Mtwara, kwa ghafla mmoja akagongwa na gari akafa, hapo hapo. Polisi walipo fika eneo la ajali wakamuuliza yule mpemba mwingine kama ifuatavyo...
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of the mirror, looking at herself, asking him how...
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was...
The Dar es Salaam Regional Governor, Bill Lukuvi, and police Commander, Sule Kova giving an on-the-spot guidance to Temeke cab driver, Saidi on good nutrition. They told him to eat plenty of...
BEFORE MARRIAGE:
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and...
A black guy and a white man were sitting in the
park.
The white man had a pet monkey and a black guy was selling
bananas.
So the black guy said "Mr. Can u look after my bananas I am going to...
A Jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a test.
'You are employed' he said. Give me your e-mail...
An airplane is flying over the United States of America at night.
The Pilot say: "Ladies and Gentleman the plane is loosing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out".
A little later ,the...
Ever noticed how deleting one word after the other in a sentence can lead to a nice story?
Here's an example:
Oh John please don't touch me at all...!
Oh John please don't touch...
Now there's a question you don't get too
often... A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man
standing there.
He asks...
Oh Lord we humble ourselves to you
this day and ask you to forgive us our sins,
although we have none.
This is because it is not us who
killed Jesus,it was the whites.
He was betrayed by white...
Nyani Ngabu walked into the class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.
Ngabu's answer was, "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother...
My next-door neighbour Mzee Kamau had an argument with
his wife who got too angry, packed her bags and went
back to her parents home.
Unfortunately for Mrs. Kamau, she had to pass her...
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are...
A young businessman had just started his own law firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look like...
A woman garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes wont ripen. Theres a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and shes getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbour and...
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"Hello,
could you give me a condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I
think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist...
We are gathered here in the presence of God and men to join these people in holy matrimony. We know they have been sleeping together in secret but now they can do it with the knowledge of...
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