A mother and a father were arguing on who is the most coward between
them, after a long argument they decided to ask their two kids who they
think was the most coward between them.
The first one...
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to Institute of mental health.
He discovered a flat tire when he was about to go home.
He jacked up the truck and took the flat tire down.
When he...
Sijui kama hii ina fiti humu! Sio mchaga lakini chismasi ntakuwa Bongo. Naondoka Londoni kesho na sehemu ya kwanza kufika ni Mikocheni pale AAR Container kwa ajili ya mnyama aka Mbuzi katoliki...
Vijana wawili walikuwa wakivuta bangi, lilipo wakolea wakawa wanabishana kuhusu siku... mmoja anasema kuwa leo ni Jumamosi na mwingine anasema kuwa ni Jumapili...
Walipokosa jibu wakaamua...
Kijana mmoja alikuwa anapenda sana kutazama picha za ngono. Siku moja wakati anatizama alisahau kufunga mlango kama kawaida yake... Mara kwa ghafla mamake akaingia chumbani. Katika kujitetea...
Mwanamke mmoja alivyochoshwa na tabia za mumewe, siku moja akamwambia mumewe...!
Mke: "Laiti ningeolewa na Ibilisi kuliko kuolewa na wewe...!"
Mume: (Uku akimtazama mkewe... kisha akamjibu kwa...
Everybody lies............but WOMEN LIE MORE
One day Kelvin's dad brought home a robot. The robot was special in that it could detect a lie and would slap the person who lied on the face...
There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the...
kuna njemba ilikuwa inamkong'ota na kumdunda waif wake vibaya sana mpaka yule mama akawa anaiogopa hii njemba vibaya sana.
kuna siku hii njemba iliumwa ikaenda hospitali na ikatakiwa kupeleka...
Wanangu wa FB niliwaambiwa juzi juzi hapa. Kwamba mwaka umeisha, kuna mchizi akaibuka, na kunipa zake zile. Unajua zipi? Kwamba:
...enething kan chenji enetaim!
Big up kwa wana wote...
Wabongo tusaidiane hili riddle:
Which country has been hidden in the paragraph below: The local habitat around a railway track can be very interesting. For example, supporting the track is a...
Mutuku, a brave kamba KAF fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Wakanesa, out for a pleasant little picnic at Uhuru park. It's a beautiful Saturday morning and love is in the air. Mutuku did not...
JamiiForums uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.