Gazeti pendwa la Amani linakwenda mbele zaidi kwa kueleza mkakati mzima, jinsi kituo hicho cha ngono cha vigogo, kilichopo ndani ya ofisi ya Massage Centre, iliyopo Kijitonyama, Dar es Salaam...
I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly......
I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and...
Usiku mmoja mlevi ambaye akili ilikuwa bado 50/50 aliona watu wakipiga foleni mbele ya mashine na kubonyeza bonyeza halafu wanapata pesa.
Yeye akijua leo anabahati ya mtende, baada ya kuondoka mtu...
One truck driver was doing his usual delivery to IMH
(Institute of mental health).
He discovered a flat tyre when he was about to go home.
He jacked up the truck and took the flat tyre down.
When...
Jinsi makabila mbali mbali yanavoomba tendo la unyumba,
Wakurya:Mama Chacha twende 2kakandamize!
Wamasai:Mama Yeyoonipe ile litu inamesa mwensake!
Wahaya: Mama Bojo infwakti rara nikurarie...
A man and his wife quarreled and had a fight. After the fight, the wife went into the bedroom.
A few minutes later, the husband also trooped into the bedroom and only to find the wife busy...
JOB APPLICATION:
I am apply to my job of security guard to you boss in you company of Shoprite. I complete to Grade 8 examination certificate in 1997.
I am 27 ears to be Born of age and no...
Wanandoa wameoana siku ya pili tu wamepelekana kwa padri...akawauliza nini tena?
MKE AKSEMA: Nilifikiri iko hivi ===========>
ama hivi =====>
kumbe hivi ==>
bora talaka,
MUME NAE KASEMA...
Bad Bernie was in prison for seven years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car.
The only thing he said was, "F.F."
His...
Fidel81s Secretary
Masanilo: Your Secretary is very Sexy.
Fidel81: Thanks, it's a robot from Japan. Her name is Sweetie.
If you squeeze it's right breast it takes notes and
If you squeeze...
A blind man impressed waitresses and their boss at a restaurant by sniffing at a used fork and telling the food that was eaten using the fork. The boss wife couldnt believe it. So her husband...
young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist: "Hello, could
you give me condom. My girlfriend has invited me for dinner and I think
she is expecting something from me!"
The pharmacist...
Mnakumbuka enzi zileeeee za kuandikiana barua? Hebu jikumbusheni kiduchu.
** ROLL DOWN TOU YOU ** KISS BEFORE YOU READ
P D N F"--- please do no fold
Roll down to you sweetiepie Babe...
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