JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Wanawake hao walikutana kiwandani na kuwa marafiki kabla ya kugundua kuwa wameolewa na mume mmoja Tuesday, August 18, 2009 3:01 PM...
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Now there's a question you don't get too
often... A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man
standing there.
He asks...
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Oh Lord we humble ourselves to you
this day and ask you to forgive us our sins,
although we have none.
This is because it is not us who
killed Jesus,it was the whites.
He was betrayed by white...
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Nyani Ngabu walked into the class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.
Ngabu's answer was, "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother...
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My next-door neighbour Mzee Kamau had an argument with
his wife who got too angry, packed her bags and went
back to her parents home.
Unfortunately for Mrs. Kamau, she had to pass her...
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A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children... "You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, Mary, he said, "You are...
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A young businessman had just started his own law firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wanting to look like...
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A woman garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes wont ripen. Theres a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and shes getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbour and...
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A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"Hello,
could you give me a condom. I'm going to my girlfriends for dinner and I
think I may be in with a chance!" The pharmacist...
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We are gathered here in the presence of God and men to join these people in holy matrimony. We know they have been sleeping together in secret but now they can do it with the knowledge of...
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WHERE WERE YOU AT THAT TIME?
Classic
Dear Sugar
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. Why! this miraculous thing...
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A young couple were on their honeymoon.
The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, "Now how can I tell my wife that I've got really smelly feet and that...
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A Mother had three virgin daughters.*
*They were all getting married within a short time of period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all...
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When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
Ask...
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Babu Maruge akiwa darasani Saturday, August 15, 2009 9:35 AM
Mkenya aliyeingia kwenye kitabu cha rekodi za dunia, Guinness kama mwanafunzi mzee kuliko wote duniani, amefariki kabla ya kumaliza...
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1. Question in a Biology exam:
Q: Draw the female reproductive organ.
A: As the exam was progressing, a girl looked between her legs.
A boy saw her and shouted,
"Excuse me, teacher...
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Yaani Hata sielewi nifanyeje katika hili?
Nimemtuma binti yangu dukani,nikampa Elfu kumi!Amerudishiwa change ameikataa eti;HADANGANYIKIII,...!!
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> Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a KENTUCKY GENTLEMAN are
> all working together one day.
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> They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
> 'I will give each...
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The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: If I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?
Back from Work...
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