A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a...
Haya Wana JF Mapenzi ya Kompyuta Yakizi inakuwaje? Naomba jibu kwenu? Bonyeza hapa Uone Mambo http://www.nifahamishe.com/album_preview.aspx?AlbumId=446189
A priest was asking a young boy about his views on religion.
"Well, priest," the boy said.
"I used to pray for a bike, then I realized God doesn't work that way."
The priest nodded with...
A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the toilet. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender...
My Re simay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the...
JAJI: Nakuhukumu kwa kukutwa na mitambo ya kutengenezea gongo.
MTUHUMIWA(MCHAGA): Lakini ni mitambo tu siyo gongo mheshimiwa!
JAJI: Hicho ni kithibiti tosha kabisa.
MTUHUMIWA(MCHAGA)...
Kids Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered...
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing 1,000,000 Tanzanian Shilling (TAS) bet.
The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the...
Susie Christian akiwa na mumewe na waoto wake saba
Mwanamke mmoja wa nchini Uingereza anazaa karibia kila mwaka tangia alipokuwa na umri wa miaka 15, hivi sasa ana...
A married businessman meets a beautiful girl and
Agrees to spend the night with her for $500.
He spends the night with her but before he leaves,
He tells her that he does not have any cash...
By the way its not laziness, here is the reason;.......................
For a couple of years many Africans have been blaming it on lack of sleep, too much pressure from job, poor blood, but now...
A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to...
Jamaa mmoja wa kimaasai alinunua radio mpya akawa anasikiliza muziki na taarifa mbalimbali, siku moja alipofungulia redio yake ili asikilize kama kawaida yake,redio ile ikawa inakoroma tu na kutoa...
Yaani mpaka kwenye soccernet anatokea.... tena akiwa anakabidhiwa uzi wa timu moja maarufu na mtu mmoja maarufu kutoka nchi maarufu duniani. Nimekubali...wacha akwee mapipa tu kila leo...
'Wanawake Hupoteza Muda Mwingi Sana Kuchagua Nguo Ya Kuvaa'
Friday, July 10, 2009 7:06 AM
Matokeo ya utafiti uliofanywa nchini Uingereza umeonyesha kuwa wanawake hutumia muda mwingi sana...
A guy goes into the doctor's office.
There is a banana stuck in one of his ears, a carrot stuck in one nostril, and a cucumber in the other ear.
The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's...
One evening after work, a man drove his secretary home after she had a little too much to drink at a party. Although nothing happened, he decided not to mention it to his wife.
Later that...
A respectable lady went into the pharmacy, calmly walked up to the
Pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I would like to
buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world...
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