Some idiot sent me these jokes so i thought of posting it here :-
AYUBA bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was...
Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:
Dear Grand-daughter,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love...
A couple, Ahmed and Layla, preparing for their wedding, meet with their Mullah for counseling.
The Mullah asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
Ahmed asks, 'We realize...
Jamaa mmoja alikorofishana na mke wake kiasi cha kuishi bila kuongea kwa muda, mawasiliano ya ndani yalikuwa yanafanyika ama kwa ishara au kuandika kwenye karatasi na kuiweka mezani na kuchukua...
YouTube - Was Obama Really Giving a Woman A Once Over?
Hii video imeweka wazi kila kitu but DAYMN!
Lakini hakuishia hapo...
waswahili tunasema Macho hayana pazia
MTOTO aliyetambulika kwa jina la Sumi Salim [10] amekatika uume wake wakati akitahiriwa kwa njia ya kienyeji huko Muheza mkoani Tanga Kutokana na maumivu makali aliyoyapata mtoto huyo wakati...
MSICHANA mmoja wa Shule ya Sekondari Mbezi Beach jijini Dar es Salaam jana alileta kituko cha mwaka baada ya kufumaniwa na dada yake akijivinjari na shemeji yake chumbani kwa dada yake huyo mkazi...
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private...
Wachaga wenzangu je kirefu cha MOSHI mnakijua; kama hamkijui ni hiki hapa:-
kirefu cha mji wa MOSHI
M Mungu
O - Onyesha
S - Sasa
H - Hela
I Ilipo
Wachaga oyee eeeee!!!!!!1
Mama mmoja aliingia katika ofisi fulani,tatizo hakupiga hodi hivyo wenyeji wake ambao wote walikuwa wanaume wakahamaki,
Wenyeji: we vipi,mbona haupigi hodi? ungetukuta tunavaa je?
Mama mgeni...
Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits ‚ and another 2 rabbits and another 2‚ how many will you have?
Johnny: Seven Sir
Teacher: No‚ listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits...
Waungwana, nawaomba radhi kwa Posti yangu niliyoiweka asubuhi ya leo kwa mategemeo kuwa mtaichukulia kama utani wa kawaida bila kujua kuwa itawachefua baadhi yenu.
Pia bila kinyongo nawashukuru...
A girl is standing at The Gates Of Heaven when she hears horrible screams of pain and torture coming from inside.
She says to St. Peter "What's going on?"
He says "That's the sound of new...
Beer contains female hormones
Last month, National University of Swaziland scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should...
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A shop owner in Moshi, was tired of people breaking into his yard/shop so he came up with the idea of shaving his dog like a lion. Everyone in Moshi recognizes a lion...
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted while St. Pete leafs through his Big Book.
He's checking to see if the guy is worthy of entry or not. Saint Peter goes...
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