JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Hii ndo tofauti ya mawasiliano yaliyopo pale tukutanapo katika maisha ya kila siku!!!....
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John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES...
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Katika kusoma kwangu nimebahatika kusoma katika shule mbalimbali zikiwamo za hapa Jijini Dar na za mikoani.
Nimegundua kuwa sekta ya ualimu ndiyo inayoongioza kwa waalimu kupewa majina ya utani...
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Katika kusoma kwangu nimebahatika kusoma katika shule mbalimbali zikiwamo za hapa Jijini Dar na za mikoani.
Nimegundua kuwa sekta ya ualimu ndiyo inayoongioza kwa waalimu kupewa majina ya utani...
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Ndugu wana JF, leo nataka tujifunze namna ya kuomba maji kupitia lugha za makabila tofauti tofauti.
Hivi karibuni nilikwenda Wilayani Babati, kule nikakutana na watu wa kabila moja liitwalo...
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HOUSE BOY: BAKARI
Bakari is a house boy who every day drinks the wine of his Boss and puts water in
the bottle to replace what he drank. But the Boss having suspicions as for the
quality of the...
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Failure is not when your girlfriend leaves you,
it's only when you leave her a virgin.
Tension is when wife is pregnant!
Terror is when girlfriend is pregnant!
Horror is when both are...
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KIZIGUA: Kugona vihi = Habari za asubuhi KINYAKYUSA: Ughonile = Habari za asubuhi KIYAO: kwimukaga = Habari za asubuhi KIPARE: Murevuka = Habari za asubuhi KIUNGUJA: wambaje = Habari za asubuhi...
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Jamani nina kitendawili, katika mahakama moja watu watatu walienda, wawili walikuwa wanamlalamikia mmoja kuwa kila waendapo mahali yule jamaa anaingia peke yao na kuwaacha nje wakimsubiri so...
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Jamani wana jamvi, kunakipindi nilikuwa likizo huko home nikasikia umbea kuwa AY na Amani yule mwanamusiki wa Kenya kuwa walikuwa katika harakati za kuoana. Ni kweli?
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A husband working abroad wrote to his wife ...
Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month. The global market crises has affected me, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart...
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This is a true story. Last week was my 40th birthday and I really didntfeel like waking up that morning. I managed to pull myself together and godownstairs for breakfast, hoping my wife would be...
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JUST CLICK TO HEAR THESE WORLD LEADERS:
YouTube- World Leaders - What do you mean, negotiate?
YouTube- World Leaders - Iran - اØ*مدی نژاد Ùˆ...
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At 4 Years
My daddy is great.
At 6 Years
My daddy knows everybody.
At 10 Years
My daddy is good but is short tempered
At 12 Years
My daddy was very nice to me when I was...
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