kisasangwe
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- Feb 16, 2010
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A man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell
for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his
eternity.
He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told
"first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on
a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips
you for the rest of the day.
The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Tanzanian hell and finds that there is a long queue
of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He
is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Tanzanian devil comes
in & whips you for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many
people waiting to get in?" asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him
aside and said, Because there is never any electricity, so the electric
chair doesn't work. The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the
contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Tanzanian devil
used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes
back home for other business!!"
............ ..... IT PAYS TO BE A TANZANIAN HUH?
for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his
eternity.
He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told
"first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on
a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips
you for the rest of the day.
The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He
discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Tanzanian hell and finds that there is a long queue
of people waiting to get in. Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He
is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then
they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Tanzanian devil comes
in & whips you for the rest of the day."
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many
people waiting to get in?" asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him
aside and said, Because there is never any electricity, so the electric
chair doesn't work. The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the
contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Tanzanian devil
used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes
back home for other business!!"
............ ..... IT PAYS TO BE A TANZANIAN HUH?
