kumbe kiswahili bado ni ishu kwa waswahili wenyewe nacheka coz ya yule raisi wetu mmoja nasikia ni mtu wa kusini..... aliemaliza awamu yke kabla ya huyu ......eti kaenda kumtembelea baba wa taifa...
A woman from Tanzania, sitting in the bar in Harare with two guys beside her.
The first guy says to barman,"John Walker.Single."
And the second blurts "Jack Daniels.Single."
At that, the barman...
A married woman was having a really nice time with one
of her boyfriends when there was a sudden knock on the
door. Thinking that it was her husband, she instructed
the man to jump into the...
AMAZINGLY ACCURATE!
FIND OUT WHO YOUR HERO IS, HERE AT JF!
FIND OUT WHO TRULY IS YOUR ROLE MODEL.
(DON'T SCROLL DOWN YET.)
DO THE SIMPLE MATH BELOW,
THEN SCROLL DOWN TO FIND YOUR HERO.
It's...
Muhindi mmoja alikamatwa akikukojoa njiani, akaambiwa kulipa faini ya shs 1000 lakini yeye Akalipa 1500, kuulizwa hiyo 500 zaidi yanini ..Akasema,,, wakati iko nakujoa iko jamba kidogo....
Yo peeps, try this Japanese game out and see how old your brain is.
http://flashfabrica.com/f_learning/brain/brain.html
The object of the game is to tell you if your brain is as old as your...
Bush Jogging
George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to...
I'm sure some of you can relate, and those that can't, well, this might
explain why we are the way we are.
Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. - Age Activated Attention
Deficit...
Kuna jamaa mmoja ndo ilikuwa ni mara yake ya kwanza kuja hapa Uingereza. Na kwa bahati amekuja wakati wa msimu wa theruji (winter) na yeye tangia kuzaliwa hajawahi kuona barafu ikishuka. Siku moja...
This is what is happening to my life now - nimechoka kabisa kuamka asubuhi
sana only to find out that my salary ends kwenye michango ya watu!
MICHANGO! Ah Mungu wangu weee... Nchi gani hii kila...
One young man went for an IAS Interview.
"When did India get independence? " He was asked.
"The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.
"Who was...
Wakati sayansi na teknolojia vikiwa juu kabisa katika ngazi ya vitu ambavyo vimefikia mafanikio makubwa kule Marekani, jambo la kushangaza limeripotiwa. Hivi karibuni wachunguzi wa masuala ya...
Wanaume wote ambao huenda baa kunywa na kulewa wana sifa moja kubwa ambayo kila mmoja kati yao anadhani ni yeye peke yake aliye nayo.
Wote kati yao huwa wanawaona wahudumu wa baa kama vinyago...
A farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decided to test it on
himself first, so he inserts his manhood (as it looks like cow udder) into the equipment and turns
on the switch. Soon he...
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