JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Mjerumani aliyekuwa akiwakimbia polisi na kujificha kwenye kabati ndani ya nyumba yake, aliponzwa na mbwa wake aliyewaongoza polisi hadi kwenye sehemu aliyojificha...
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.
Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%. Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%...
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Here is yer Joke:
A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?""Hell no!"...
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Inasemekana kwamba hivi karibuni Mungu alimuita Shetani na akamuuliza kwanini unaendelea kupotosha watu wangu kwa dhambi?
Shetani akajibu ni kweli Mungu kwa baadhi ya mambo naomba radhi ila...
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A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE...
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A guy steps into an elevator and there's just one attractive woman in
it. He turns around to
push the button for his floor and his elbow bumps right into her
breast. He says, "Oh, I'm...
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Dawa ya majungu! Hodi wajameni ktk jukwaa la maoni.maisha yanasogea tu na mambo yanabadilika lkn jambo moja tu linanisumbua kuhusu hawa sijui niwape jina gani labda wapika majungu.unakuta mtu...
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This is how soda machines work.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWt11kn-Iao
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Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: Hello
Reporter: Do u speak English
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind
Reporter: What's your name...
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Timu Ya Soka Ya Wanawake Ya Kule Nanihii
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Hotel: Morny, ruin sorbees.
Guest: Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service.
Hotel: Rye! Ruin sorbees ... morny! Jewish to odor sunteen??
Guest: Uh ... yes ... I'd like some bacon and...
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Bill Gates III, The anti Christ?
Well, this page is going to be both strange and interesting at the same time. We all use Microsoft products...
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Vegetarian women are always silent during sex because they cannot believe or admit that a piece of meat is giving them so much pleasure"!!
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Haniiiiiii..TWENDE PARTY!!
Toa maoni yako akina dada msiniangushe
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1.Sukari,mayai,baiskeli
2.kanga,pilau,walikuku
3.sambusa,tairi za trekta
4.madaftari na bia aina zote
5.petroli,matunda,nazi
6.vitumbua,mitumba grade one
7.supu ya utumbo,mabati,vocha
8.mtego wa...
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Wakatoliki - wanaume wanne na mwanamke mmoja - walikuwa wanakunywa kahawa kwenye mkahawa jioni moja. Mwanaume wa kwanza akaanza kuwaambia marafiki zake Mwanangu ni padri, kila anapokwenda kila...
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A Man lived alone in the countryside with only a pet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said: 'Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the...
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Did know that you could clone your current Hard Drive without having to by extra software? Maybe you didnt know that all that you needed, was already set up on your current system? Well, it is
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