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Mambo ya timing

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Masikini_Jeuri, Jul 5, 2010.

  1. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked,

    "How long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "about 2 hours."

    The guy left.

    A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked,

    “how long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looked around at the shop and said, "about 3 hours."

    The guy left.

    A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,

    "how long before I can get a haircut?"

    The barber looked around the shop and said, "about an hour and half."

    The guy left.

    The barber turned to a friend and said, hey, Bill, do me a favor.

    "Follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back."

    A little while later, Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.

    The barber asked, “so where does that guy go when he leaves?”

    Bill looked up, tears in his eyes and said,

    “your house.”
     
  2. doup

    doup JF-Expert Member

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    hata sikufikilia hivyo, nilifikili jamaa ni mshindani wa kibiashara!! Duuh
     
  3. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, hii kali! Wenye ndoa kweli tuna kazi!
     
  4. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha hii kasheshe
     
  5. Safina

    Safina JF-Expert Member

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    Dah!!!!!!!!! Jamaa hajazimia, kuona kwamba kumbe dogo alikuwa anaulizia hili akamsaidie.
     
  6. Kiranja Mkuu

    Kiranja Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Wahuni si watu hata kidogo!!!!!
     
  7. Kisusi Mohammed

    Kisusi Mohammed JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani huyo siku akijichanganya kuja kuuliza tu unamwambia kaa nikunyoe sasa hivi, halafu unamnyoa shingo yote!
     
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