Did know that you could clone your current Hard Drive without having to by extra software? Maybe you didnt know that all that you needed, was already set up on your current system? Well, it is ...
This is the best of the week!!
Judge to prostitute :- 'So when did you realize you were raped?'
Prostitute, wiping away tears:- 'When the cheque bounced.'
Katika daladala katoto kanursery kanaimba. 1-kama baba angekuwa jogoo na mama mtetea mimi ningekuwa kifaranga abiria wote kimya 2-baba angekuwa beberu na mama mbuzi mimi ningekuwa ndama. 3-konda...
Kiongozi mkubwa, akialikwa kuzindua mradi wa uoteshaji miti
huwa na yeye atapandikiza angalau mti mmoja.
Akialikwa kuzindua bara bara, atatembea angalau hatua mbili tatu.
Akialikwa kuzindua...
Nimekuwa najaribu kupitia list ya wanajf, hakika kuna majina ya kuchekesha sanaa kama si kufurahisha. Hivi ulishawahi kujiuliza nini maana ya haya majina? Kwa mfano hebu cheki haya na unipe maana...
Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techo-geek.
"Hey, bud, how are ya?"
"I'm good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!"
"Well, I'm glad you like...
Jamani wakuu wa udaku nimewahi kusikia kuwa wanasiasa hawana "real love feelings" sasa hii ni kweli?
eti hawa jamaa huwezi kuwakuta wako "desperate" kwa ajili ya love!!
God created the donkey
and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiringly from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no...
Naamini wengi hamtanielewa kwa sababu hamjui leo ninataka kuandika nini. Hata wewe unayesoma hapa huenda ukasoma mwanzo mpaka mwisho lakini ukatoka kapa kwa kuwa najua utakua ni mmoja wa vilaza wa...
I had a nice laugh at this guy,
Jamaa wawili walienda kuomba kazi Tanzania Football Federation, ikabidi mmoja mmoja aingie ili apewe interview. Jamaa wa kwanza mambo yakawa hivi;
Katibu...
John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 a.m.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA ) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN PHILIPPINES...
Katika kusoma kwangu nimebahatika kusoma katika shule mbalimbali zikiwamo za hapa Jijini Dar na za mikoani.
Nimegundua kuwa sekta ya ualimu ndiyo inayoongioza kwa waalimu kupewa majina ya utani...
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