JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Habarini wandugu. Jana nilikabidhiwa rasmi TRL kama MD naomba mawazo yenu angalau nianze kuleta profit serikalini ikifika mwakani mwezi wa kumi. Elimu yangu MBA INFORMATICS, PGDBA,ADIT...
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Wanajamii, nimeona hii video, nikabaki sina mbavu. Huwezi amini, Nyati wameamua kuungana kudai haki zao dhidi ya simba. Funny enough watanzania tunanyang'anywa haki zetu kila kukicha bado...
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A man walks into a drug store with his 10-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"
To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are...
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A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.
The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu.
"I'm sorry sir, but I am blind and can't read the menu. Just...
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Kimbweka was obsessed with women's breasts, so he went to a psychologist and told him his problem.
"Let's play a little word association game," the doctor said. "I'll say a word and you say the...
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Panya watatu walikuwa na ubishi kati yao kwamba nani ni mkali kati yao?
Panya no 1: Mimi naweza kutegua mitego yoyote ile sishindwi kitu.
Panya no 2: Mimi naweza kunywa maziwa yenye sumu bila...
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Mi nilitumiwa nikaambiwa hutiaji kujua kichina ila tazama mpaka mwisho?
Siyo siri nimeshindwa kugundua ujanja uliotumika hapa.
Sijui wenzangu.
http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=hwVy_2eOfsE#t=78
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Stage 1 SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At...
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NOT A STORY BUT A
TRUE INCIDENT
An Indian man walks into a bank in
New York City and asks for the loan officer.
He tells the loan officer that he is going to India on business
for two...
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Kuna kaka mmoja wa Kichaga alikuja kumtembelea ndugu yake hapo Zurich.
Kukaa pale kama siku tatu akaanza kuzoea na kuamua kutoka siku moja kwenda kutembea peke yake mjini. Jamaa kwa kuwa alikuwa...
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Basi bwana.....
Wapenda ligi watatu walibishana kuwa nani amekubuhu kwa ubishi kati yao......
Wakaamua kila mmoja ahadithie ubishi alomfanyia mkewe ili wapime nani kubobea zaidikwenye hiyo...
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Nauliza kwenye forum kwa wenye majibu, hivi ile aliyefulia ya The Commedy TBC 1 imetpoptelea wapi! Ilikuwa segment ya ajabu ajabu hivi ynye kudhalilisha watu - na kwa bahati mbaya watanzania...
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How Fights Start.......
One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot
as an anniversary gift.. The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.. When she asked him why, he...
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5% discount ..wote mnakaribishwa
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A man was SICK and TIRED of going to work every day while his wife stayed home.
And further jealous of her, as she received lot of Women's Day wishes and compliments
He wanted her to see...
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Hivi karibuni nilitoka kwenda kumtembelea rafiki yangu mmoja anayeishi maeneo ya Msasani. Eneo la Msasani ni eneo ambalo sijui nisemeje, lakini ni eneo ambalo linaishi watu wenye vipato tofauti...
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Na Mwandishi Wetu
The Supermodel, aliye pia Miss Tanzania 10 Bora 2008-09 anayedaiwa kufanyiwa unyambilisi wa kubakwa kisha kupigwa picha chafu, anatengeneza kichwa cha habari kwa mara...
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**'Hello?'**
**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**
**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Gabe.'**
**After a brief pause,**
**Daddy...
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Licha ya kuwepo kwa jitihada za makusudi kuhakikisha filamu kutoka kiwanda cha filamu hapa bongo zinachukua chati na hatimaye kuitangaza nchi hii kimataifa, kumekuwepo na lawama nyingi kutoka...
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