JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
Finding himself desperately in need of money,an unemployed men went to the city zoo,
Hoping to find a job feeding the animals.Although no such opurtunity was available.
The manager seeing the...
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An Egyptian Interview
Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: Hello
Reporter: Do u speak English
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do u mind if I interview u
Egyptian: No, I don't have a mind
Reporter...
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WE ARE IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!
The population of Tanzania is 30 million.
16 million are retired.
That leaves 14 million to do the work.
There are 8 million in school.
Which leaves 6 million...
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Kamanda mpya, Tonny Ngombale Mwiru, akisimikwa kwa kuvishwa gwanda na Ridhiwani Kikwete...
kwa hisani ya gp
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A REAL SUPERMAN
He saved a life of someone in the stucked CAR
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Wanawake wanaojihusisha na kazi ya kucheza uchi kutoka kundi maarufu la Welawela lenye makazi yake Mwananyamala jijini Dar es Salaam (wenye fulana nyeupe na kofia) wakipewa maelekezo na mtangazaji...
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Hivi unajua kisa cha huu msemo wa "ukishangaa ya Musa utakutana na ya Firauni?
Haya ungana na mimi katika simulizi ya kisa hiki……
Hapo zamani sana enzi za himaya ya Firauni (Farao)...
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Mama mmoja alikuwa akifanya usafi nyumbani kwake, kwa bahati akakuta kibox kidogo chini ya mvungu wa kitanda, alipokifungua alikuta kuna mayai matano na shilngi milioni mbili.
Mumewe aliporudi...
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Leo nataka niwape za maeneo ya Kigogo Mburahati. Hivi karibuni nilikwenda maeneo hayo ya Kigogo kumtembelea mama yangu mdogo anayeishi maeneo ya Kigogo Mburahati.
Nilipofika maeneo hayo ya...
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Question: what would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea,
Chocolate, Milo or Coffee?
Answer: Tea please.
Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice-tea or
green tea...
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Na Mwandishi Wetu
Wiki chache baada ya mwanamuziki mwenye heshima kubwa kunako Bongo Flava, Khaleed Mohamed TID kumvisha pete ya uchumba Miss Kinondoni the history aliyetajwa kwa jina moja la...
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Jahazi wanavyopagawisha huwa hakuna anayetaka kukaa chini
Mwanaume mmoja jina halikuweza kupatikana mara moja...
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Three men were hiking through a forest...
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when they came upon a large raging, violent river.
Needing to get to the...
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A Bushman picks up a mirror lying in the veld, but never having seen one before, does not know what it is. When he looks at it, he is shocked and scared because the face he sees looks just like...
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A lady approaches her priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired...
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wenzetu wazungu wanajiachia sana. kaja mzungu mmoja mwanamama huko Arusha kwa shughuli za kitalii akiongozana na mbwa wake. Akaweka kambi huko maeneo ya mbugani akawa anaishi kwenye hema na mbwa...
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