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Milking machine

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kisasangwe, Mar 23, 2010.

  1. kisasangwe

    kisasangwe JF-Expert Member

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    A farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decided to test it on

    himself first, so he inserts his manhood (as it looks like cow udder) into the equipment and turns

    on the switch. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with

    more pleasure than his wife does.

    But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the

    instrument from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but did not

    find any useful information.

    He tried every button on the instrument, without success. Finally the

    farmer decided to call the customer hotline. "Hello, I just bought a

    cow milking machine from your company, it works fantastic, but how do

    I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry sir", replies the

    customer service person, "the machine will release automatically once it has collected two liters!"

    guess what happened there after
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Oooh Goshhhh!!!!!!!!!!!
    Namhurumia sana huyu ndugu!
    Ndo shida ya waliozowea kutumia nanihii, si kila kinga'aacho ni dhahabu!
    Atakamuliwa damu huyu sasa!
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    Jeni Senior Member

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    Hahahahaa Kiranga kwisha..
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    kobonde Senior Member

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    analo limemganda
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    father-xmas JF-Expert Member

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    tehetehe...daaa msala huo!