kisasangwe
JF-Expert Member
- Feb 16, 2010
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A farmer orders an expensive milking machine. He decided to test it on
himself first, so he inserts his manhood (as it looks like cow udder) into the equipment and turns
on the switch. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with
more pleasure than his wife does.
But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the
instrument from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but did not
find any useful information.
He tried every button on the instrument, without success. Finally the
farmer decided to call the customer hotline. "Hello, I just bought a
cow milking machine from your company, it works fantastic, but how do
I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry sir", replies the
customer service person, "the machine will release automatically once it has collected two liters!"
guess what happened there after
himself first, so he inserts his manhood (as it looks like cow udder) into the equipment and turns
on the switch. Soon he realizes that the equipment provides him with
more pleasure than his wife does.
But when the fun is over, he realizes that he cannot remove the
instrument from his tool, anxiously he reads the manual, but did not
find any useful information.
He tried every button on the instrument, without success. Finally the
farmer decided to call the customer hotline. "Hello, I just bought a
cow milking machine from your company, it works fantastic, but how do
I remove it from the cow's udder?" "Don't worry sir", replies the
customer service person, "the machine will release automatically once it has collected two liters!"
guess what happened there after
