JF Chit-Chats
General Chat, Talk about anything that falls under no category on the board, but remember FOLLOW THE RULES!
WAKAZI wa wilaya ya Songea mkoani Ruvuma wamekuwa wakikesha wilayani humo usiku na mchana wakisubiria pesa zinazotoka chini ya mti mithili ya chemchem...
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Mkulima Mzushi
Mkulima amejiwa na Mwaandishi wa magazeti kumuhoji kuhusu maisha ya shambani. Mkulima huyu hawapendi Waandishi wa habari akaona vyema amchoshe katika kujibu maswali, na mambo...
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......Since the wife was eight months into her Pregnancy, the husband had to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he had been desperate for...
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A student comes to a young professor's office hours.
She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
'I would do anything to pass this exam.'
She leans closer to him, flips back...
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Jamaa aliingia porini kuwinda na mbwa wake mzee licha ya kuchekwa sana na wenzake.
Ile kuingia porini tu, fisi huyo akajitokeza.Yule mbwa kwa uzoefu akakusanya mifupa na kuimung'unya mun'gunya...
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Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: "Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot better in bed than my wife!"
Two days later...
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I failed every subject except for algebra.
How did you keep from failing that ?
I didn't take algebra !Teacher: Are you good at math ?
Pupil: Yes and no
Teacher: What do you mean ?
Pupil: Yes, I'm...
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:target:Wife goes to supermarket, sees man's briefs on sale. She buys a dozen of the same colour. Goes home and gives hubby.
Hubby protests, " Why buy me same colour? People will think I do not...
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One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"
She...
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:target:A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"
God...
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Hii abari sina uhakika nayo na sijui kama imeshatua hapa JF maana toka kanzi kapigwe fagio akuna tena ot newzer, ila hii ni Tz ni habari motomoto kama haijafika hapa nimerushiwa
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While walking down the street one day a "Member of Parliament" is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
'Welcome to heaven,'...
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Sikiliza hii toka kwa mkulu... mweeh mie mbavu sina...
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me madam. I do not...
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This is a test for Intelligent People. I have determined that you qualify.
The following short quiz consists of four questions and will tell you if you are qualified to be a professional...
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Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
House Maid - Domestic Operations Specialist
Typist - Printed Document Handler
Messenger - Regional Business Communications Conveyer...
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