Kuna kampuni mbili zinazojiusisha na utabiri wa hali ya hewa,kampuni A 45% ya utabiri wake uwa sahihi na kampuni B 25% ya utabiri wake uwa sahihi.Cha ajabu sasa watu wengi waliupenda utabiri wa...
A father was very anxious to marry off his daughter so he wanted tried impress her first date. "Do you like to screw?" he asks.
"Huh?!" replied the surprised young man.
"My daughter, she loves...
A woman takes her 16yrs old daughter to the doctorThe doctor asks, 'whats the problem?'the woman says, 'its my daughter Darla. She keeps getting these cravings, she's putting on weight n is sick...
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may...
Una kikapu ndani yake kuna machungwa kumi ambayo unataka kuwagawia watoto kumi,kila mmoja anatakiwa kupata chungwa moja na ndani ya kikapu libaki chungwa moja.Ebu sema utayagawa vipi!
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead.
"I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.
The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the wife replies...
ENZI ZILE ZA UBAGUZI MKALI WA RANGI DUNIANI KOTE,
BWANA MUSHOBOZl ALIBAHATIKA KWENDA UINGEREZA KWA MASOMO YA DIPLOMA YA SHERIA.
KUTOKANA NA JAMII YA WATU WEUSI KUBAGULIWA NA KUTENGWA SANA, ILIKUWA...
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later."
The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have...
Kwa watumiaji wa Voda/TiGO/Zain/Zantel/TTCL; leo mtapata nafasi ya kupiga simu bure kuanzia saa 00:00-00:30 hrs kwenda namba yeyote ile mahali popote pale duniani! Ukisoma tangazo hili mwarifu na...
msajili wa vyama vya siasa nchini bw. john tendwa amesema aliyekuwa mbunge wa kishapu kwa tiketi ya ccm bw. fred mpendazoe amekurupuka katika uamuzi wake wa kukihama chama chake cha zamani na...
CAF yaifuta Lupopo; Yanga SC sasa kucheza nane bora Africa
Na mwandishi wetu
Timu ya Yanga ya jijini Dar es Salaam nchini, pengine inaweza kuwa ni timu yenye bahati kubwa mwaka huu baada ya...
A man was going around 1.00am alone in his car and got to a checkpoint.
The obviously soaked police man stopped him and asked for everything which he gave out.
The policeman had nothing to ask...
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George...
This is just to check your knowledge. Fill up the blanks. Only 3 seconds for each question. Once you pass a question you can't return. Start your time using stop watch or mobile... Please be...
Kuna watu watatu (mmoja toka marekani, mwingine toka Ulaya mashariki na mmoja toka Africa) walikuwa kuzimu. Sasa siku moja shetani akawaita wale watu watatu na kuwataka wapige simu makwao...
A woman from Tanzania is sitting in a bar at NewYork with two guys besides her.
The 1st guy says to the barman "Johnnie Walker. Single".
The 2nd blurts "Jack Daniel's. Single".
And then, the...