A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my...
For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman.
One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to Ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large...
Two men, both married, were discussing their lives. Suddenly one says," You know, I think I would like to die before my wife"
" Now why is that"? Asked the other.
" Because if she's there when I...
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The...
Dear My love Salary
Please come back to STAY with me.
You left in such a rush last month,
I didn't even have time to tell you about my plans.
I'm sorry about what I did last month...
A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a Subway next to a Priest.
The man's neck tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of Gin was sticking...
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON''T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.
Phillip Hewitson,an elderly man from Norwich UK,was going up to bed,when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in...
Kwa wale waliohudhuria tamasha alilotumbuiza mwanamziki Fari Ipupa kutoka DRC nadhani watakumbuka akitaja jina na kumwita mwanadada Yasmine ambaye kwenye hilo tamasha alikuwa amekaa kwenye jukwaa...
Umepewa sarafu tatu zinazofanana na mzani,sarafu mbili zinalingana uzito na moja ina uzito mkubwa ukilinganisha na mbili zilizobaki.Je utafanyaje ili uijue hiyo sarafu yenye uzito mkubwa.Unatakiwa...
Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's
morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business.
Several members did not approve of her extra curricular...
A man and his boss r riding in a train. Sittin across them is a beautiful girl and her mother. The train passed through a tunnel and there was darkness all around. While in the dark smooching...
Wedding Invitations guidelines
Since you are having a planned wedding and you are expecting a lot of free stuff, you must send out invitations! They do not have to be lengthy. Something like...
A Priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a...
A certain catholic girl fell in love with a muslim boy, desperately wanting to be with him she asked her parents to pray that the boy be converted to christianity. One day she came home crying...
WAKAZI wa wilaya ya Songea mkoani Ruvuma wamekuwa wakikesha wilayani humo usiku na mchana wakisubiria pesa zinazotoka chini ya mti mithili ya chemchem...
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