MY FIRST TIME
It was my first time ever
And I'll never forget
I'd do it again
Without a single regret.
The sky was dark
The moon was high
We were all alone
Just she and I.
Her...
Moja ya mifupa ambayo imeishinda CCM kuitafuna ni kumteua mwanamke kuwa Waziri Mkuu. Mfupa huo kaka yetu Dr. Slaa ambaye tunatarajia kumvika joho la Urais wetu hivi karibuni nimepata tetesi...
Pamoja na matarajio yetu kuwa Prof. Lipumba umaana wake kwenye siasa za humu ndani unaelekea ukingoni lakini kwa vile CUF itafanya vizuri na kuongeza viti vya ubunge na hakuna chama kitakachokuwa...
Peponi, mbinguni, kuzimu, jehanum na sasa sauti inakaribia duniani kelele za shangwe na machozi ya furaha yakimiminika watu wakisikiliza matokeo ya urais ya uchaguzi 2010. Dr slaa Wilbrod...
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not himself, and I fail...
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!" The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in...
One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way.
The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the...
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But, officer," the man began, "I can explain"
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you...
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband
to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin".
"What?" said the...
Juma alimua kusafiri kwenda mbali. Akamvika mkewe chupi ya chuma yenye kufuli.
Ufunguo wa chupi alimwachia rafiki yake mkubwa na kipenzi kwa maelezo kuwa
asiporudi baada ya miaka minne...
A man and a woman were walking!The mother-in-law to the man is the mother to the mother-in-law to the woman
How are they related? (The man and a woman who are walking together)
A man and his son were in an accident. The man died on the way to the Hospital but the Boy was rushed to surgery. The surgeon said i cant operate, that is my son! Howz that posibo?
Adam alimua kusafiri kwenda Mbali. Akamvika mkewe chupi ya chuma yenye kufuri. Ufunguo wa chupi alimwachia rafiki yake mkubwa na kipenzi kwa maelezo kuwa asiporudi baada ya miaka minne amfungulie...
Congratulations my boy! said the grooms uncle.
Im sure youll look back and remember today as the happiest day of your life.
But Im not getting married until tomorrow. Protested his...
kulikuwa na wanandoa wawili ndani wanafanya mapenzi wakasikia mlango umevujwa akatokea jamaa mmoja na bastola mkononi akawambia mkitaka nisiwaue fanyeni kila kitu nitakachowaambia, basi jinsi...