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Never lie to your boss!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kamaka, Jan 6, 2011.

  1. Kamaka

    Kamaka JF-Expert Member

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    BOSS said to an employee: "Do you believe in life after Death?

    EMPLOYEE: "Certainly not! There 's no proof of it", he replied.

    BOSS: "Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle's funeral, He came here looking for you .!"
     
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    busted
     
  3. Charles1990

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    uuh!hii safi!
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    :director::music:
     
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    ooops!
     
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    Njia ya mwongo ni fupi.
     
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    "£$%&**&^%P
     
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    mzawahalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Employee: now am beliving in life after death cause i have a proof.
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    Ongo nakamtwa dani yake boss taumba congrst mimi
     
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    duh! Babaake mh? Kaz kwel kwel yan haibu ile mbaya
     
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    Angemwambia wapo mapacha huyo aliyekuja ni doto alikuwa amekuja kunipitia twende!!mazishini hivyo nikawa nimewahi kuondoka!
     
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    Mmh hapo hakuna utetezi!
     
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    Sudy brightson Member

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    Ata uyo bosi wa ajabu ina mana ye hakuogopa..msela ka return from death.?
     
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    Ha ha ha ha! Fun.
     
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